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Flash Fried: 19 Feb 2020

🕑 Added 2020-02-20 03:51:00 +0000 UTC

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Dick McPenis

I can confirm the whole “bodily leakage” bit. I had diarrhea one night and let’s just say I should’ve went to the restroom before I went to sleep......

Brittney L. Ashley

what BKs are you guys going to?? Where Im at they are really good.

CORNMAN

Their reaction to that trailer bugged me. Like they were literally just bitching about dumb predictable movies and then they watch a trailer that actually has a unique style and tone but still complain because it didn't force-feed enough of the story to them. It's like they're starting to forget that just complaining about shit doesn't make their opinion interesting, it's just annoying.

AlterEgoIII

How y’all gunna shit on RZAs movie? Wu-Tang Forever muh fucka!!!

Rants n rambles

I’d say most patients with a head injury or mental issues say something bigoted, not a great idea to ignore them. This is all races btw, I suspect when you are scared and confused, you just get more tribal

Hurlumhura

Fuck yeah, the beautiful destruction of Bloomberg

alexander clark

Cover the debate you lazy fucks, this one was spicy. Real spicy.

Josh Jerome

But wouldn't it be more fun if we just genetically engineered eagles that can digest heavy metals? Start them out on Slayer, ease them into it.

Josh Jerome

It's to do with the perception that a poorly-punctuated/capitalized piece of writing denotes that the author is poorly educated, not of an intellectual mindset, or otherwise isn't treating the conversation with the respect it deserves; i.e. all the little tween shitheads you see in the average comment section who still type in all lowercase and replace "you" with "u" and "for" with "4" and that kind of shit. Unfortunately people fall into a bit of a trap on the matter because most of them don't stop to think that it might not be someone's first language, in which case none of the above criticisms are relevant. It also gets overused to a fair degree. It's one thing to call out someone who posts barely-comprehensible nonsense, but a lot of people have a habit of nitpicking small errors that don't interfere with the comprehensibility of the message or the tone of the conversation.

Canadian Attack Moose

Hot damn. I would say captain obvious because it should be, but I never even considered that angle. Though, I’d never considered it a factor because it would be campaign suicide lol.

Josh Jerome

Taking Hillary as your VP is a good way to get Epsteined. lol

Daniel

I'm glad I missed all of that!

Fred Funkledunk

Hope you guys will go back and react to some of the debate “highlights”. Bloomberg got fucking wrecked. Bootyjuj & Warrin’ failed and sucked like always, and Klobuchar almost cried, many times.

Lambination

the people have not forgotten!

Tito Manfredo

Where’s the Tim Allen Part 2 episode Scotty? This is turning into an even worse broken promise than TJ’s RV trip to nowhere.

McHitler

Maybe there's a chance they'll cover the debate still? It's a riot regardless of if it's live.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Grease Trap is only available before/after a DFF episode. The last one is available here though https://www.patreon.com/posts/grease-trap-17-34120054

projecthorn

i found the 2/20/2020 debates to be pretty spicy, especially the dogpile on bloomberg. would have been a bit more fun to hear your guy's take on it. not mad, just disappointed

jamie smith

Was there a grease trap episode because it ain't showing up on the patreon for me?

MrMothman7

Cmon watching you suffer the debates is a tradition

Tyler Fun

The Green Knight trailer looks great! It reminds me of Valhalla Rising

Michał Rutkowski

I ain't no fuckin EU beaner wetback

Mark Sweeney

what a bunch of bullshit no one has the right to blow someones head off during a physical confrontation. Zimmerman is a pussy who can't knuckle up like a man so he had to use a weapon.

Christopher Borra

I think you guys need to reconsider covering the recent debate. Bernie attacked people for once. Awesomeness. I know youtube sucks when you try to cover it but try doing it for us patrons and uploading it elsewhere.

Canadian Attack Moose

Another case with the eagles getting lead in their system is when you clean an animal you successfully killed or shot and tracked, you don’t take the guts and the heart/lungs, which is what you aim for. I’d have to assume the eagles are getting the leftover guts and carcass. In fact I know they clean that shit up. The fix to this is changing the metal used in cartridges.

Jean the Baptiste

I never suspected I needed a Paulkha in my life until this episode.

lost and found

49:00 Stoner neckbeards on high horses. What's that whole punctuation and capitalisation thing all about, i don't get it. Shouln't the thought or message be way more important than the form? For me, english is my third language, and i can tell you that it's practicly not possible for someone who is a non-native or non-professional language user to get that shit always right.

dyslexia

It's crazy how many workplace assaults occur in medical. My friends who work in it have been punched, spat at, sexually assaulted, etc. I feel you should be able to defend yourself in those instances, regardless of the person's mental state.

Scotty B

What a damming indictment of Burger King, when even a portly gent like Paul won’t eat their shite food. Should we just boycott ? #boycottbk

Garrett Bay

Ayy shoutout Roseville Ca

Serena Gatti

holy shit DFF is gonna be so fucking good once TJ and Paul have dementia

#Klobidengiegberg2020

c0lt

suit

I was attacked by three other boys at a Boy Scout camp, they tied me up and physically assaulted me... the cops were called and the boys were escorted from the camp back to their homes... no further action was taken and I wanted to sue for mental health reasons but I didn’t have any legal or practical means of doing so. Wasn’t sexual or anything (it was broken up before it got to that point, if it was going there.)

sean dunphy

I love R.Z.A. He's my favorite hip hop

Daniel

Really that amalgamation, super moderate spin is clue that the media doesn't care who wins, as long as it isn't Sanders. Sanders is the opposite of everything they want, which is more status quo, more not doing anything, and more kicking the can. #Sanders2020

Daniel

Also, bullshit on stereotyping those who laud Zimmerman as rednecks. I don't even support gun rights, believe the second amendment should be suspended, and I don't only thing Zimmerman was within his right, the court did too.

Daniel

Zimmerman is totally within his right to sue. During the trial he was slandered by the media as a white nationalist, despite being half Hispanic. What's more they tried to depict Trayvon Martin as this innocent twelve year old (the pictures they would use were all taken while he was much younger than he was), when in actuality he was a seventeen year old who had been in Juvenal detention and was known to pick fights. Zimmerman, as neighborhood watch leader, saw Martin, who did not live in the area, and when asking who he was, Martin started assaulting Zimmerman. Zimmerman was in his rights to use whatever means to defend himself against someone he didn't know. During the case, the media had a field day with him and to this day he is still accused of being a racist who got away with murder, from people who obviously have zero regard for the court's decision to find him innocent. What Warren, Buttigiege, and the Martin family are doing is libel and slander and he is entitled to whatever damages the court finds fitting.

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Hoping for an audio release before work tomorrow. 🤞

Heather Squidz

Someone plz photoshop Bloomberg's head onto No Face from Spirited Away right before it started eating people

Tinky

Out of all the debates you guys didn't decide to stream it had to be this one. It was a shit show full of belly laughter.

Scythian Weed Shaman

paul looks like leto the II when hes wrapped up in the sheet

Heather Squidz

Just got done with the debates, Bernie was the ONLY candidate who was against robbing the candidate with the most votes of a win with a second ballot... That should be all anyone needs to know about how much Warren, Pete, and the Klob, Joe believe in democracy ..I mean Bloomberg dosen't at all to begin with but ya know...some really telling shit tonight.