FLASH FRIED: 11 Mar 2020
🕑 Added 2020-03-12 00:23:32 +0000 UTCWhy won't ants get the coronavirus?
They have ᴀɴᴛʏ-ʙᴏᴅɪᴇs.
ᴬᵘᵈᶦᵒ ᵃᵗᵗᵃᶜʰᵉᵈ.
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You mean the cartoon character partner of Dyno Mutt?
Tez
How do these guys not know who the Blue Falcon is? Paul, as a child of the 80's, you disappoint me.
Zeaxe
Even if we make a fucking vaccine a good population of US won't take it.
bendfv
You do know trump is not exactly mentally sharp himself right?
lost and found
televised executions are not my thing, but i'm already hoarding popcorn for the biden / trump debates. it's going to be like a mma fighter torturing a dementia riddled granpa before raping him to death. rip molesty uncle joe
I raped Jesus in his tomb
5:20 Smoking and Obesity are risk factors? I thing you're safe TJ!!!
Barrel Titor
Paul's reaction to Led Zepplin after the covid news. Who fucking cares. Made me laugh and feel a bit better.
Furry Trash Queen
Legit pretty stupid of people to say the youth didn't come out. They did in Colorado, California, and Washington. But hey, it wasn't enough so let's pretend they didn't, ey?
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
It gave me a chuckle. -Taylor
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
We can only hope.
Liz Zy
Top priority save the prisoners. Reminds me of the dark night.
Sideris
Coronavirus will eliminate the elderly Biden voters enabling a full-on Bernie blowout
Martin Duplessis
''Bad news, Paul, the dog later died...'' That killed me. Pure un-distilled sadism on TJ's part.
NOAH EARTHLING
my college just announced that all classes will be made online for the rest of the semester
Katya
Which ever one of you put that joke in the description... You deserve the Corona virus
Clyde Frog
Pretty sure I saw an article that said something like "$173 Billion approved by Senate from the Federal Reserve to mitigate damage the coronavirus will do to the markets." These fucking boomers are way more concerned about saving their precious fucking stock market, while they drag their feet protecting the citizens of this country. Pathetic. Thanks Boomers, you fucked us all again. Also, Scotty is wrong about the time the virus needs to double the number of people infected. The last figures I saw said it's around 3-5 days. Could be wrong, but it sounds about right given reports from countries who have tested the shit out of its population (aka not the US).
Nick Carroll
Scotty made me feel uncomfortable
Marisa
As someone who works in healthcare, the Coronavirus hysteria is ridiculous. The hospitals have every single person with a mild fever or shortness of breath in isolation. We brought in a lady having a panic attack that had ceased by the time we got to the ER yesterday and they had to admit her to the floor in isolation bc she technically had “shortness of breath” and needed to be tested before she could be released. That’s what is overwhelming our hospitals.
Scotty B
For a guy with Scottish Ancestry, TJ, you are really shite at pronouncing Scottish place names. Dundonal ( Dun- Don- Al) and Inverness ( in- ver- ness) . Bet you can eat the fuck out of sausages though. 🏴🤘
Cameron
That's funny I was literally just talking to a friend last week about the Intro to Stairway because we overheard some guy playing it in a shop and they told me about the lawsuit. My impression was plaigirism isn't out of the question, but it's difficult to prove, plus the Led Zeppelin version has minor differences that make it sound way better. The instrunentation in particular. Neglecting that it's not even that uncommon a crecendo-y pattern.
smegfur
stairway to heaven, that spirit song, baby im gonna leave you, brain stew, while my guitar gently weeps, and 25 or 6 to 4 and probably tons of others use that exact same descending minor progression. theres so little variety in modern music theory people only catch on if the style and sound are really similar its all bullshit
Azazel
If you would just read the crony you would understand the meaning of life for each and every induhvidjual in the particular situation
Notjustklownin
Remember Chappelle's Show when he had the skit about signing a contract before having sex? Dave knew.
steven decke
Led Zep - It’s just a chord progression in the intro of a song. It’s okay for two songs to sound similar.
steven decke
The 80's AIDS scare was not as big as this corona virus.
Christopher Borra
Oh shit wait, you didn't say "not the corona stocks!" ahhhhhhhhhh omg the markets!
Vedren
Dynomutt and Blue Falcon was a 70's cartoon. Before your time, you damn kids. But yeah the movie looks like shit.
Skrizz ThaDizz
i missed flash fried. thanks yall. great fuckin show as always. Also, there was a bill in Louisiana they were looking at that would let each town vote on legal weed. Dont know if it was voted on yet. any thoughts?
Taylor S.
Donald Trump! He's our hero! Bring Corona down to zero!
S Chattey
Weekend at Bidens is going to be an awesome show.
Heather Squidz
Tom Hanks has it now....damn. I do not want to be one of those hoarding shit but...man I got the urge to do just that...
Christopher Borra
When you need a good call, you better call Paul.
Christopher Borra
Maybe Pelosi can print up a picture of the coronavirus and rip it up she's such a "fighter" like that.
Heather Squidz
Hey guys gonna watch the video but wanted to also say that "Joe Biden has said he will only host *Virtual Events* and is blaming the corona virus for it." So...we got an actual deep fake corpse robo Biden now... -_-
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
I wouldn't expect anything less from you, DikBut.
DikBut
Fuck you
Christopher Borra
Thank fucking god! Been waiting forever it seems for a flash fried.
Poop Poop
💩Poooooop💩
Dylan Martin
They have segmented bodies, too.
Home of da BONE
Scammers be praised