FLASH FRIED: 18 MAR 2020
🕑 Added 2020-03-18 22:02:54 +0000 UTCA farmer counted 48 cows on his property.
But when he rounded them up, he had 50.
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Comments
Dick McPenis
Bitch, Tom Brady is only 42! AC/DC is in their 70's and I've heard rumors they're still gonna tour!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Thanks for the clarification!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Shhhh...he did terribly!
Avengy
The reason why the HIV treatment isn't being used more often is because it's extremely resource intensive (essentially requires an organ transplant) and is very high-risk. So it's actually better to go on living with HIV than risk getting the treatment. Which is why it's only being used on people who also have another very serious condition (e.g. leukemia) and would need the transplant anyway. In both cases, getting cured of HIV was almost a side effect. Surreal. Carry on guys, you are a much needed bastion of sanity right now.
Sideris
As a person of Japanese descent you did ok
Josh Jerome
Brady fuckin LeBron'd us. I'm not gonna lose my mind over it but oof. For the Tampa Bay Fuckin-queers of all teams.
White Light
Nice of Paul and Scotty to take time off exploring the bottom of the ocean to skype in from their submersible
Sir Drinkalot
A Pikachu WITHaaaaTEETHaaaa
Furry Trash Queen
The reason the article about the Japanese killer stated his supposed heavy cannabis usage is that in Japan the vast majority of people there think it is very much literally the same as taking heroin or krokodil.
2 Tampa, Fla. stories in this one?!?! Like a chicken in a bong shop
Matt Newman
Everyone talking at .5 speed sounds drunk
lost and found
step 1: biden chooses hillary as vp step 2: ... step 3: satan reings on earth for 1000 years
S Chattey
'Hapsburg fields'
Katya
You three neckbeards are keeping me sane right now. I'm stuck in isolation with my mentally ill boomer mom and away from my fiancΓ©. Thanks for distracting me from the shitstorm and being this entertaining. Oh and the "keeping Corona stories to a minimum" idea is just the cherry on top.
Lil View
I mean wtf else is there. This is going to derail the entire planet.
Stewart Thompson
Why not? That's a commonly-held opinion in the tabletop boardgame community. I love them both but it can take hours to lose in Monopoly with no chance to come back--in fact it was designed to teach that hard lesson. D&D is much more creative and collaborative.
Sleyson88
I miss angry Paul. Do another Ben Shapiro episode.
I got scammed by three neckbeards
If you are genetically predisposed to something then how can that be "due to" some external factor like cannabis use? I understand that cannabis use can help to bring about schizophrenia in those that are predisposed but if that predisposition is genetic, then how is it "due to long term cannabis use"?
lost and found
dff desperately needs a segment with terribly hard to pronounce names.
Scotty B
If DFF is Wikipedia the show , then Flash Fried is BBC.Com/News the show π. Still well worth the money, tho. Paul will always be the best fat super hero π€
Over stuffed
good show but can paul please get a better mic.
The True Nihilist
We Protest DNC convention in Milwaukee no matter what. It is beyond just "Bernie didn't get elected" complaints. It's to a make a point that the DNC can't keep interfering with the democratic processes in this country without consequences. Who cares about coronavirus, we can use exclusively coronavirus infected people at our protest so nobody fucks with us. Waves of infected, disaffected, desperate, and disenfranchised people formally part of the DNC base. I think there is a very slim chance if the protesting is so intense it makes people in the DNC, like superdelegates, genuinely fearful for their own safety if they don't support Bernie. I think this coronavirus thing actually makes that scenario possible.
OndΕej HΓ‘jek
Thanks for not letting this be corona the show.
berbby
BIDEN BOTTOMS 2020!!!!
The Skyfoogle
He has retreated to his bunker
Dennis
Would really love more movie reviews TJ and Paul break down movies as good as anyone Iβve ever seen and with this corona shit being stuck in doors Iβm gonna watch multiple movies a day
c0lt
I say Paul I want my boss to respect me. I've made an arse of things on my accounts and I've not met any of my targets. I'm considering sucking him off and kissing him on the freaking lips. Anyway, good show.
nihilgeist
Genetic predisposition to schizophrenia due to long term cannabis use is a thing.
Moist Calzone
Wow, just lost some respect for Paul and Scotty. Eating a bagel with cream cheese like a sandwich? The fuck.
lost and found
seems that the concept of superheroes wasn't gay enough on itself
M
Play next video, dawgs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo7HB-slsm4
Mark Sweeney
TJ do AH tonight
Christopher Borra
TJ should get one of those Text-to-Speech browser extensions to just one day select the text that is hard to pronounce to just counter Scotty's and Paul's shit giving.
Taylor S.
what's up with pauls mic?
Christopher Borra
They should step up the flash fried shows to two a week during this time we're all supposed to be inside in shit. I think Saturday would be a great day to do the news if they were going to do what I said. Yeah yeah, people love being lazy but during this pandemic, I don't think it's unreasonable to ask for a second show later on in the week.
Serena Gatti
thank you so much for not over-focusing on corona. Helps me stay distracted from impending doom
William Trowbridge
I FUCKING LOVE FLASH FRIED!!!!!!!
Screentime's black and green silhouette art makes him look like he has a green face on his head thats screaming into the sky. thats hilarious.
Darius Rose
I want to see this new team in Marvel go up against someone like Thanos, Galactus or Tyrant and get utterly trashed just for the lols. The New Warriors seam like an actual joke kind of like the Great Lake Avengers from a couple years ago.
Poop Poop
The sound is Poooooop π₯π© ??
Where's Abandon Hope?
CodeWiskeySky
Thank you so much for all you do. I really needed this episode.
Poop Poop
POOOOOOP π©
SarahJRandomNumbers
We must thank Scotty by singing his theme song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbiJTCKgHzo
Bryan Turner
Trailblazer. Because she's blazing trails as the first fat superhero. Bouncing Boy, Etta Candy and Amanda Waller going "What the Fuck???"
Joshua Jordan Larson
Ahh nice! Quick on the mp3. Thanks Scotty! ... Oh, and the other scallywags I suppose
SarahJRandomNumbers
Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad... π€£
S Chattey
Im not so much mentally strained by it, im just bored of it. We know its here, we know what we have to do, its boring hearing about it all the time.
Rob
Thank you so much for keeping the coronavirus stories low. I honestly need a mental break from it.