UPDATE ON ABANDON HOPE AND MORE

Tyler

Are you guys doing a movie commentary this month?

Moony Reel

What did Paul do now?

Edvard Lundgren

Grease Trap shows are getting to be about as long as the regular show at this point.

Chessisboring

Scottie is the greatest DFF member

Mark Sweeney

Get to work you pussies

Robert Dance

TJ can you unblock me on Twitter? My username is @therobdance

Brhett Friedrich

Dammit Tj I need content! Glad nothing major has happened to anyone, good on you guys for keeping your distance from Paul the Coronal virus ball. But seriously I need content, I'm so fucking bored. Missouri is starting a quarantine in a day or two.

Extrodnairrre

TLDR. But I know it’s Scotty’s fault.

Kenneth Jennings

We've been scammed again.

c0lt

It's okay to take a break man, hell maybe even take two breaks

Pinhead Larry

hehe..PP Crew

Jan Sembera

It can wait. Just don't catch the plague.

Logan Richardson

How do we know you guys didn’t start COVID-19. Kinda weird how right when we were supposed to get all this new content this “virus” came out of nowhere. I’m onto you morherfuckers.

Hurlumhura

Atleast you can work from home, you shite

Brando Huey

Ha. The PP crew.

Aenima72826

Abandon hope: covid-19 edition.

Xenos Nassar

I understand it's hard to adjust. I won't mind short episodes from a potato cam though, so don't be too worried about quality until you adjust to the new norm, I say. If you only churn out a little new content in the near future, I as a patron, will be happy, because I understand it's difficult times right now.

Clint

I wish i could see TJ, just him. Alone in a semi lit room.

Kid Wizard

Where the fuck is the grease trap? Scammed again!

James O

Wash your hands boys <3

Jonathan Jones

Scam situation.

Robert Wolf

Hey TJ don't worry. We don't want Pessimist Production members to drop like flies. We need them around after all!

we as fans understand, stay safe DFF crew.

William Wheeles

Heh heh, "the pp crew"

Tito Manfredo

Don’t sweat it TJ. There is plenty of existing content I have yet to watch and I’m sure others do as well. Also, I wrote a coronavirus Pirate chantey if you want to check that out on AH. https://youtu.be/XpQrXYHeGxM

Cafelattis1994

Hey no worries TJ and the rest of DFF. I think everyone has been troubled by the COVID-19 pandemic, just take your time my man. Stay safe you guys! It's a scary time we are in.

NikoNikolaia

Your security and safety comes first. Honestly I hope the best to ya guys.

Yodasbigdick

Fucking scammers

Balgus4

Hahah! PP crew, sounds like penis! Now, I got this out of my system, dont you worry yall. I perfectly understand, you take all the time you need so you be all safe. I dont want nothing to happen to my favorite crew of all times! Been following TJ for years and DFF since almost the start. So dont you worry, take all the time yall need.

Dr. Spin

The pessimists are fat fucks with lung damage, so they better stay the fuck home and stay godddamned safe. I love you assholes.

Zane Roberts

Cheejay scotty and old Prickle bush at it again too busy fighting alien tentacle monsters to make the content when will they learn silly boys

Regan Thompson

The fact that you guys are still cranking out content is awesome ! Keep it up we will be patient! Long live the pp crew

Mdxfiend

I'm not tripping dawg. This thing is fucking with literally everyone's lives somehow

Ricklyn Manchez

My dude. Failing everything else, you have kept me entertained for over ten years on YouTube. I know that even when these long term plans fall through, that you guys have demonstrated the commitment to make sure that you have something for us to enjoy, even if it has to be low tech, you guys make it work. Because you never stop. And you never will.

PhoenixBB

Fuck you, I'm suing

Patrick Lynch

I love you guys!!! Stay safe out there!

lost and found

the best thing about the pandemic is, i don't have to feel like a useless piece of shit for playing games all day. #iheartcorona

Luis Felipe Rico

The most important think: it's to be safe now. I really appreciate that you guys make an effort to keep delivering good entertainment and amusement shows. Thanks for all.

Mchiggin

Haha PP Crew.

Noah Abrams-Smith

TJ and the PP Crew is my favorite band

Danny Kotsybar

I love you guys and I am sad.

CJEngine

I miss your faces but as long as content goes up im here. Sets or no. Stay safe fuckos.

Spittler Hills

We could use the Drunken dragons studio as a base when society collapses rolling dice and singing horrible satanic incantations that bellows out from the studio to the clean asses of the apocalypse

Charles Field

I pay you 10 bucks a month to write nice comments in chat boxes that precludes the general public, take your time.

Belphegor

This is a fucking hoax! TJs dead!!!Scotties half way to Mexico by now and Paul is blowing a load over Yellow Stone!!!

Thomas Washington

Honestly, it's only $5. Rather get content later than rampant disease for you guys.

Rasmus Bergfolk

Thx for the message, I understand your situation. As long as the weekly episodes keep coming, I will continue paying. Can´t wait for that DnD episode tho :) Good things come to those who wait. Take care DFF crew and thx for all the content you produce.

jamie smith

No problem guys you feed is with more content then any other patreon I have ever seen just be safe and take as much time as you want

Mecho

No problem man. We have plenty of content to enjoy in the meantime!

Shrunken Presence

Scam

trevin edwards

No worries at least we're going to get more ddndd and im more than willing to be scammed out of 10 bucks every month for you salty beautiful bastards

Replicant Booth

You too TJ. Please cut back on the cigs. Drink plenty of water!

Kimberly Winters

A better speech, for the people, than any of Trump's.

Zygote

I don't pay you to grovel. Pull up or pull out. Also fuck you, scottie :) PAUL DID NOTHING WRONG.

Jason Moore

In other words, TJ has committed yet another error. TJ stole all the toilet paper, burnt the studios down, got his ass kicked by Scotty and caught coranaids from Porl. TJ was last seen with Stevie buying an RV rambling about a road trip to the moon. The last person to see him alive was his dealer, we are told he bought "two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that he needed all that for the trip, but once TJ gets locked into a serious drug collection, his tendency is to push it as far as he can.” HST Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Habeas J

Don't worry, ill ways support you. You can scam me out of my $5 a month no matter how long we have to wait for more delicious content

Mavis Henry

Same.

fernanrx182

everything is delayed, so it's not just you. sorry about your frustrations. i know how you feel. honestly, I have a 3 month DFF backlog, so take your time. lol

Devin Tucker

I love you TJ fondle my balls

Pengmaeda

Excuse me? Couldn’t hear ya, too many sets of 5 dollar patrons balls in your throat. I mean damn TJ, did you really write this post? It sounded way too nice, like creepily nice coming from you...woo boy. It really is the end of the fucking world. Paul’s no longer a pessimist and TJ isn’t being a huge asshole. What has the world come to?! What’s next? Scotty talking more softly and quietly?!

SarahJRandomNumbers

The RV trip to the moon has been postponed for years now :'(

SarahJRandomNumbers

Like father like sorn!

Ondřej Hájek

The PP crew :D

Pissed off mushroom

Thanks for the update, happy to know that we will see another DD&DD in the future :D

MacabreMole

But for real I doubt anyone cares. Particularly here. I'd genuinely be shocked to learn that anyone here is a new follower of yours. I know I've been around for somewhere around a decade. Shit happens. We also know you're a depressed, ADHD procrastinator who would sit in his own funk in the same place for days if not for the need to get more food and cigarettes. Just chill 🤷‍♀️

N

I would love to suck on that PP, you hairy fucks ❤️💜💙

Marc Geener

Is Coronavirus delaying the RV trip too?

Mr. Big Stuff

I love you sexy scammers stay safe no worries. We patrons and by default those YouTube peasants have been well fed.

SarahJRandomNumbers

Scammed again! Seriously though, take your time. I'd rather you put your heart into it rather than shitting one out just to fill a quota.

Azath Hallow

You guys are good. Keep doing your best

Joe Rader

I ❤️ PP

Meryl Streep's Oscars

Get covid in the centre of your asshole, cheejay

Richard Greenwood

SCAMMED AGAIN BY THE INFAMOUS FAMILY OF SCAMMERS, THE KIRKS thanks for the update tho <3

Craplatte

Don't worry about it, just be safe.

Till Busch

PP Crew lol

BloodHayze

Thanks for putting out content while this is going on!

CodeWiskeySky

Thank you all for the hard work

Ben Moen

Even though it's not what I wanted to hear thanks for the update. Hope everyone is well

PhoenixBB

"The PP Crew"

Michael Sims

Take your time. Also, you and other YouTubers are keeping us all sane during this. Fuck anyone who says it's not a real job.

MacabreMole

Scammer situation