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Tim Allen 2: EXTRA CRISPY = DFF #317

🕑 Added 2021-02-13 00:59:17 +0000 UTC

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Devourlord Asmodeus

For that movie Andy Dick and Carrot Top can both be cops

Joshua Smith

Both TJ and Paul looked a lot better back then. Scotty has only grown more handsome.

DualMeaningJerkOff

The editing in these have gotten really good. I've been moving back to the video version over audio cuz it actually does add to the show

Durt Cobain

Bravo

Jared Miller

Fuck dude, I hate that I love the promo at the end.

Stewart Thompson

That was tough to finish.

Blake Meads

You did it. You crazy sons of bitches, you actually did it 😂

Faith

wait... ITS BEEN 3 YEARS!? Wow, DFF goes hard! Keep up the good work guys!

Zaia Nasr

I thought this was Andy dick in the photo the whole time

Karlie Starr

Awesome. I need something to fall asleep to!

foxyproxy

Wow, "the view", "the kelly clarkson show", and god emperor trump slobber from a talentless hack. You're not getting out of this life that easy paulzego!!

Goon with a tire iron

wtf, tj was rlly thin back in the day

Zach Watkins

You sick fucks

Seems like the audio of the clips they played were too quiet.

AEUHHH????

Garrett Logue

Tim allen -1 please.

Garrett Logue

Idiots love to gobble up schlock.

Garrett Logue

>Haha Hollywood rehashed the same idea 50 millions times >also DFF

Garrett Logue

No, please whine, these idiots deserve it.

Nikolas Seamans

not trying to be a whiner but it really ruins it when I have to fuck with the volume to hear the videos

Blueinkjar44

He's a drunk first, conservative second

Sam Rees

The wait for Tim Allen episode 3 begins

John Smith

There really wasn't any meat left on the bone here. So he's a conservative...big deal.

Ben Ladd

the title made me cum my pants

JP

Scooty was saying"The View" interview was in Thanksgiving. The storming of the capitol was referenced earlier in the episode.

Tristan F Wilson

Episode 3 is your turn Paul.

Austyn

TIM ALLEN 3 2022!

Friedrich Barbaverde

Well... I guess that's 90 minutes I now have to find something useful to do in because I don't give a single solitary shit about Tim Allen. But it seems some people do, so good for them at least.

Brad The Patreorn

Great show, but now it's time for Tyler Perry v.s. Martin Lawrence

Edvard Lundgren

ALL HAIL POOP POOP!

Hieronymus

Young child Tim Allen looks like Gilbert Gottfried

Bigass Frog

Hubba Bubba Paul I like your bubblegum hoodie.

Bigass Frog

I can imagine being incredibly frustrated that every government decision needs to factor in the beliefs and desires of morons who think the Earth is 6000 years old and don't believe trans people deserve equal rights and representation. Honestly I could stand christians if they actually followed their own shitty book, but that would make them literal socialists like Jesus was, so the point is moot.

Nosfartatu

TIM ALLEN 3! TIM ALLEN 3! TIM ALLEN 3!

Frost Draco

You posted the same comment multiple times. it's pretty fucking easy once you know what either of those things stand for and stop committing a no true scottsman fallacy. He is a public figure. His views aint a mystery.

Ed-boy

Imagine despising someone you don't know just because they are conservative or believe in God.

Ed-boy

From these two episodes the only thing I've gathered is you stupid fucks hate Tim Allen cus conservative?

Wise Hodor

Uuuuueeeeegggghh????

Rai Maj

I like TJ a lot personally but if it is to see TJ writhe and cringe into utter horror again for my amusement, please Paul, do it. Give us the Paul's perspective as we all giddily watch TJ squirm. I insist you do my good sir. I hope that continuing my patronage at the Chef's table and also sharing my desire for JUICY, QUALITY contento that which may be sprinkled onto with a bit of TJ tears. ALSO! let us not forget horror upon which TJ hath tormented us and not just us but you as well Paul (I would offer sympathies to Scotty but I imagine his nerves are steeled by similar nightmares to cull him in his sleep in my personal opinion, so I wish not to pity but admire his strong will). SO I humbly ask again as calling to potentially exquisite content through TJs pain, I ask of thee, no I implore of thee to bring unto us the holy trinity that will be Tim Allen 3: A Paul's Recount.

Duckling Duckins

whoa theres, is that an extra golden nugget in the frier?

Heather Squidz

It really can't be said enough just how great/comedic the editing is.

Ignar Husky

Oh shut the fuck up you Jared Leto Simp Bitch. So fucking full of yourself. "All be sucking my dick" lmao get the fuck outta here

Jon Graves

Excellent episode. Loved every minute of it. Looking forward to Tim Allen part 3

Philip Metz

You guys talking about Zack Snyder’s Justice League coming out next month makes it painfully clear that you’re ignorant on the subject. At this point you’re so ingrained into your position on it that you won’t allow yourselves to enjoy it, even if you other would have. It’s just a shame to see because this movie is going to be fucking amazing. Zero footage from the piece of shit version that was released in theaters will be seen in this movie. You will all be sucking my dick begging for forgiveness when this movie comes out next month. Simply because it will be something extremely different than the dog shit version released in theaters. I fucking promise you

Trippy dude

They look a lot different from back then

sbcistheboss .

Scotty you insane bastard, you actually did it

YourEvilBoyfriend

OHHHH SHIT!!!

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

YOU FILMED THIS AROUND THANKSGIVING???!? You sly devils you...

AlterEgoIII

Scotty is a man of his word

AlterEgoIII

It’s ALLLLLIIIIVE!!!!!

Gavin Calabria

holy shit it actually happened

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

My body wasn’t ready for this. Gotta go change my pants now

iamaphoney

I think this could have been some milestone episode, if it were longer. On the 500th show you had better do some kind of twelve-hour deep dive into every little detail of Tim Allen's life. No one will ever watch it, but you should still do it for the memes.