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Flash Fried: 19 August 2020

🕑 Added 2020-08-20 03:22:17 +0000 UTC

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Ebee

If the UBI was adjusted area to area, couldn't people just move to the nicest part of the country and get the highest benefit?

Adam Scott

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1343098/north-carolina-cop-fired-tiktok-george-floyd/ found it

nick

Was a rapist

Brandon Smith

Jacob Blake

Josh Jerome

Maybe you wouldn't. Some people would, because having money and having even more money aren't functionally identical. If the bare minimum existence is good enough for you, cool, more jobs for the go-getters. Which is not to shame you at all; I tend to think I would do the same, but honestly most of the people with whom I discuss my lifestyle are perplexed at how I'm not bored out of my mind all the time. Maybe they're just making up justifications because they don't have the choice to not work, but I try to take them at their word and assume that a part of them needs to feel useful to feel fulfilled.

Shawn Johnson

Why would I get up and go to work if I can get money for free?

Carley Gillis

Twice the size of Texas??? That’s just insane.

Graham Paterson

He is completely oblivious.

Josh Jerome

to my understanding "rolling" is to be high on MDMA or one of its derivatives

Lucian Hodoboc

I notice a distinct lack of corpse midget coverage. Terrible episode.

Tito Manfredo

I believe Nancy Pelosi’s freezer was valued at around $25K. A $3-5K fridge would actually be pretty modest for that vapid rotten ghoul.

OldCrow

I have a good feeling TJ's writing the anti jokes. I love em.

The Reclusive Extrovert

1:49:30 How about tit's on a scorpion?

Preston Neal

I hear Paul talking a big fucking game for someone who didn’t leave their apartment even BEFORE the pandemic started

Phat Man

I love when people put exclamation points at the end of sentences that don't look like they should require the passion that piece of punctuation portrays. lol It's like "I climb ladders to clean my gutters!" why is that so passionate? It's funny.

Slizenberg

that last story is some real life grumpy old men shit

nihilgeist

The Left is a myth, it's a fucking pipe dream!

Kristen R

Useless as balls on a dildo

Samtar

WTF, Athene has a cult??? I used to love that dude!

Hypnotic Visionaire

I live in Colorado, and my mom grew up in Pueblo (I visit there at least twice a year). It is dirt cheap, very good housing and has some great Mexican restaurants. The Place is Open to Weed but isn’t obsessed with it (unlike Denver). It’s a fantastic place for DFF if you are all alright with Dry Weather & a Poor-Esque Area (though it’s only really bad in certain neighborhoods). No joke, I think it would be a great place for DFF to move towards.

Bigass Frog

Oh shit I'm growin some Blue Dream right now. Bout 7wks out. Cheers Paul.

Josh Jerome

The MyPillow guy sounds like Jesse Ventura.

SarahJRandomNumbers

You lied about the wheels!? SCAMMED AGAIN!

Rat squatch

Shit why not try one of the varieties of destroying angel mushrooms, Some of the most poisonous known mushrooms

Josh Jerome

I mean he also had gunports and a .50 cal and a .357 in there. Would have been dumb to try. That Cody dipshit was dumb to even try and face off against it with his front-loader. Hell, the COPS were dumb to not immediately say "yeah nope" and call in the national guard.

Zeaxe

Oleandrin is a toxic cardiac glycoside found in the poisonous plant, oleander. IF YOU HAVE CORONA JUST MUNCH ON ONE OF THE MOST PROLIFIC POISONOUS PLANT FOUND READILY IN GARDENS. JUST EAT SOME FUCKING NIGHTSHADE. JUST CHEW SOME RICINUS SEEDS. PUT SOME FUCKING POISON HEMLOCK UP YOUR ASS.

Roger

One of my fav antijokes

Andrew Rose Vickers

Baltimore is such a shithole, The inner city cops are such a holes. They pick and choose what areas to parole. They care so much more for there tourist spot inner harbor. People are leaving that city in waves. I lived in Baltimore for 4 years.

Count drugula

OK Boomer

c0lt

Marijuana is for stupid boomers and old people lol, not cool anymore

Edvard Lundgren

It's a shrouded hammer, not a hammerless. It still has a hammer, it's just internal. The action is still double action, not semi-auto. The practical difference is, however, minimal.

c0lt

is it????

Edvard Lundgren

Look into Graham Hancock and his theories about earlier civilizations. Its gonna blow your mind.

robozo

colorado is pretty dope not gonna lie. pueblo is a shithole though.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

TJ, look up a short film called Slaughterbots. That’s the new Robocop.

Christopher Borra

Clintmonk - https://s1374.photobucket.com/user/Presifundent/media/Clintmonk%20final_zpspgnvdjeg.jpg.html And go fuck yourself if you think it sucks. Haven't used a photoshop-like program in like 16 years. Took like an hour, had to download MIB2 scrub through to find what I was looking for and check out a paint.net tutorial to figure something out. Needed to make Clinton's hair darker. I was going to first merge the faces together but after finding that Clinton photo I thought MIB!

Goat da Stoner

Shouldn't the answer for the joke be "Weed, cuz it gets you rollin"? Just sayin

Amerikan Wolf

what paul smokes dabs

Dustin Conklin

Nice work bois

Phat Dildokhunty

Colorado is great, but even though the laws would suggest otherwise, the people are absolute shit. In Colorado Springs, anyway, I can't speak for the rest of the state. I've hypothesized that it's due to the altitude. The higher in altitude you get, the thinner the oxygen gets. What happens with lack of oxygen? Brain damage! These people are fucking retarded, and I can only assume it gets worse with altitude.

Super Pancake Man

Oh, shit! You guys used my picture for your shirt promo. Fuckin' nice! 😎👍

Christopher Borra

Oh, come on a can of black spray paint could have at least blinded the killdozer. Had they realized the bulletproof windows for the cameras.

Billy the Squid

Universal basic income needs to be just that, universal, otherwise it is poison in the veins of society and damages class solidarity, just like welfare currently does.

Christopher Borra

I'm down for a general strike, but wait what about this killdozer?! O.O

steven decke

I keep away from the new as much as possible. It makes me unhappy.

Connor

That fucking sucks to think about the fact that we only have roughly 7000 years, or so, of recorded* history. And that we might be on the epoch of another mass extinction, in which we doom our own species. This must be what “The Great Filter” looks like in regards to contact with intelligent aliens. *recorded (as “written”, but not necessarily verifiable as fact).

Christopher Borra

Oh cool, I used to shop for weed at Strawberry Fields stores then I moved around a bit, and shop elsewhere. I can't sell weed, but I can hook ya up and give it away if you come here. At least until you get your own red card. The red card is the weed card. Just say headaches or some other pain. About $100 to get a card within 48 hours. However, you need to be a resident of Colorado which might take a month or three to establish.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Not a bad suggestion. We will look into it.

Christopher Borra

Only 20 minutes in and my balls hurt for some odd reason.

Christopher Borra

Could you guys consider getting a second internet connection, each, with a router that can handle two internet connections at once so you can have less internet connection interruptions? With over 5.5K patrons you can afford it and will help the show quality. Also, a 10TB hard drive is like $200. Perfect for archiving all your works, if you haven't done that yet.