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Flash Fried: 16 Sep 2020

🕑 Added 2020-09-17 04:16:15 +0000 UTC

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Jordan

My brother thought he was going to sleep in the car outside of the store he manages. Problem is he is black and in Oklahoma. I was relieved that he had someone cover for him and got to sleep at home. He is blind to this shit because he is conservative and it drives me crazy.

Josh Jerome

My gf and I got some handmade cloth masks online and we just wash them after use. I don't know what she paid for them but it's got to be less than the prices you described by virtue of reusability. If you'd like I can ask her what the site was

Ok so where I live all the masks are very expensive. A pack of three masks are about $15. A bulk pack is even more. I’m lm lucky I get mine free from work. Maybe it’s because people are buying them out but the prices are too high

Tito Manfredo

I think Paul’s recollection of that scene from Michael Clayton was a little off. The rich fuck driver wanted him to fix it somehow, but Clooney just told him that hit and run cases are easy to solve and he was pretty much fucked so he should just turn himself in. That movie has a lot of memorable scenes that have stuck with me.

Josh Jerome

I get the feeling the BRAT diet isn't bratwurst and sauerkraut

Heather Squidz

Hopefully TJ just has a regular stomach ache. Because if the pain is up higher under the sternum and to the left a bit and it is pulsing pains that are intense like someone punched the air outta you he probably has Gastritis. I drank more than I should have during covid and am over a month in and just now feeling a little better. Had to eat only the stupid BRAT diet for 2 weeks and no coffee, beer, soda nothin...shit sucks HARD. ALSO damn man I would LOVE to have all the tickets and own Chuck E. Cheese but of COURSE they are greedily shredding them instead... curse you Charles "HUSSAIN" Entertainment Cheese!

Soviet Stache

I hope Cheejay is alright. Being sick during 2020 is a scary prospect

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

We all know what really happened to TJ. Gurgy flashbacks. The bantersode airing was too much for his fragile mind to take.

Kyle Jordan

Hmmm a decided downturn in the number of technical ERRORS in tonight's show, I wonder why? Loved the final story too

Doctorseaweed

Lloyd Mayweather?

Trevor O’Malley

They clearly are not putting the lives of the people they are policing before their own though. That's the problem.

Frosty Chicken

Paul why do you think it needs to be different people who handle these situations. Specialization is fine but cops need to be ready for anything. Being a first responder isn't as complicated as people make it out to be so long as you put lives of the people you are policing before your own.

Peyton Bidwell

Scooter and the Hog

Jonathan Jones

TJ is bitch.

Josh Jerome

No no, he said "roofies"

Restitutor Orbis

We need more Scotty Paul episodes. Good stuff

Richard Armstrong

This isnt Flash Fried this is the very first episode of: Scooter and The Hog!

Josh Jerome

When I was a kid my grandpa brought me to Chuck E. Cheese so much that the manager gave us one of those umbrellas modeled after the duck character that they used to have hanging from the ceiling for display purposes. Thing is like 5000 tickets under normal circumstances. I was stoked. Until the first time I went into public with it and got viciously mocked for it. Looking back, that was probably the beginning of my tendency to never be enthusiastic about anything.

OldCrow

I've been training jiujitsu for the past four years, the most universal thing you find with new students is that they have to be taught to relax when they're in a bad position, even when they're not being choked. It's basic fucking instinct to spaz the fuck out on the bottom. It's basic shit, a student 2 months in could point out everything wrong with that body cam footage, that fucking pig was going for the kill from the start.

Ivan Peeters

US police need a violent tabula rasa. It seems the blue(black) uniform has the same meaning as a teardrop tattoo by now . "violent murdering piece of shit signal".

QueenCloie

That cop video and story was disgusting. Oh yeah he was real fucking calm when he was dead. Fuck this cop and fuck all cops. The system that they help build and manage is racist, authoritarian and vampiric. Ill be calm when either that system is gone, or Im dead, how about that.

Ben Ladd

Is this some insight into what post-TJ dff will look like?

Ben Ladd

tj has corona

NickyGoods

"The proof is in the pudding" -Bill Cosby

Atticus Omundson

How long until every episode of everything becomes a Paul and Scotty episode

William Irving

So when the fuck are you going to get Aria on for an interview. Please I want a detailed run down of how this all happened PLEASE

JP

The CDC director looks like an owl.

Jared Miller

Please drop sauce on the ice facility interview

Brian

Scooter & The Hog!

Notjustklownin

Uploaded in potato vision

William Irving

Even in context it still seemed to me that he was saying that a president can do something with the sole intent to get reelected if he thought getting reelected was in the public interest.

William Hosford

A hospice nurse where I live was tested positive. She still went to work in a nursing home, and doesn’t believe in wearing masks. Some local high schoolers also tested positive, but since they’re in sports teams, they don’t have to quarantine. Sometimes I think the human race just wants to go extinct.