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The Foreskin = DFF #282

🕑 Added 2020-10-10 00:11:26 +0000 UTC

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DownrightSuperb

My 2 family members who weren't circumcised had problems and needed to get it done as adults. My uncle's foreskin was shrinking up to the point where he couldn't pee anymore. It was grueling because he didn't have health insurance. I think a doctor ended up doing it under the table for him. Maybe it's just a genetic thing in our family but if I ever have a son, I'll have to argue with my wife to make sure he's circumcised.

Darth Slackious

Forgen is gonna regrow foreskins plus restoring increases sensitivity as if you were intact

Geniusego

Yeah, I completely agree. Men should mutilate themselves and their children all so you can have a bit more pleasant.

Helm Burte

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Jamesontickles

Uncircumcised is soooo much more pleasureable. (I’m a lady)

Leumba

It would be like calamari

Justin Knight

For all you circumcised folks romanticising the uncut, be glad you'll never have to deal with snapping your banjo string.

Gorehoundula

Ah, one of the comparisons to other people that actually makes me feel like I won it big!

OiOiOile

next on earth: Doctors removing the bladder of babys due to the possibility of a yeast infection.

Calebmon Belac

Same

The 1st Church of Keith David Presents, Dr DisRespect's Careless Whispers

Deep Fat Fried Foreskin! That has to be a delicacy somewhere in this crazy world of ours.

S Chattey

gotta catch em all

S Chattey

Its because its done to men. We have no movement fighting for mens rights that isnt full of rapists and incels.

S Chattey

Your country doesnt approve of genital mutilation on religious or cultural grounds? Sounds like barbarism to me.

Charles Houston

This episode almost made me cry. I can't believe my parents thought this was okay to do to me. 😟😭

Czech Republic

Nobody cuts little children dicks in my country. The only thing that should be cut from human body is appendix.

NukeOhio

This episode inspired me to text my parents and ask them why they would do this to me. I'm genuinely angry I want my foreskin back

Wayne Robertson

I live in Victoria! I"m a Victorian

Death hippy

i want my foreskin back

Zeaxe

Yeah, because the conversation you have multiple times with someone you're considering breeding with is whether or not you want to mutilate the baby's gentiles. I would rather remind them not to fucking shit in the garden what the fuck.

Pickled Fetus

It's amazing doctors still perform these routinely on babies. What other body parts do they remove as to prevent an infection that may never occur?

Katya

Well, my boyfriend and I have had this talk a lot of times, but this definitely solidified my opinion. No fucking child of mine is getting circumcised until they're older and can make the decision themselves.

The Glue Boblin

un-zip that flesh coat and embrace genital mutilation! 100% satisfaction guaranteed... you won't even know what your missing!

Tomagangi

I truly appreciate the shear poetic thumbnail, cheejay can finally shed yet another layer of the all encompassing 🍌 (all puns intended)

Frank

I'm cozy as hell in my dick jacket

David Cardew

What is interesting about this is that I can't think of any other animal that would mutilate the very thing that helps it procreate.

KOHP111

It's so strange that in a first world country there are still people who would be pro gentile mutilation...wtf?!

BioFrozen

I actually can't sit through this one because I'm so pissed about mine getting removed.

I got scammed by three neckbeards

i'm cut and an achy, painful sting sounds pretty strange.

Sideris

Such a disturbing practice. But even more disturbing are the signs encouraging it that students have posted on campus.

Patrick Trindal

I kinda wonder if the reason why my dick has such an achy, painful sting some days is due to the fact that I’ve been circumsized. I was growing more anxious that I had dick cancer.

Hieronymus

Why is circumcision so popular in the United States?

Luke Winter

The Bible's favorite collectible

thepeasantchef

I’m not gonna look at bananas the same way again.

The Mollusk Rising

I'm haunted by my missing foreskin, it calls to me on the night it happened.

John Smith

I'm not big into conspiracy shit, but there's definitely something more to this. One of the first things you experience coming into this world is ritual mutation of your sex organs. Think about that. The more attention you pay to this world the more you realise; we're not moving into dystopia, its already here, and has been for a while.

Over stuffed

very funny puns at the end there lol

Zion Smith

My dick hurts

Jim Mc Nicholas

Of course. It has never been not barbaric

Bishop

Whether you prefer it cut or not, doesnt it seem a lil barbaric still? Like cutting off part of a baby’s dick ritualistically? Idk, just seems weird to me looking at it thru that lens

Josh Jerome

pole poll

Josh Jerome

Of all the myriad nicknames for foreskin, "pink sock" is not one. That's something a lot more gross and horrifying lol

Notjustklownin

We need a poll for this episode, circumcised vs non circumcised

Notjustklownin

We need a poll for this episode, circumcised vs non circumcised

Douglas Hesketh

"The audience is going to be split on this one" Phrasing, TJ.

Cethlenn

Yes Scotty, it's a Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo.

Rai Maj

RIP my foreskin.

Zero Divisor

I have PTSD now.

Eco Thunderbolt

Disappointed they didn't bring up "Foregen" there's actually a group working on trying to regrow foreskins via stem cells. Currently they're doing animal trials.

Krista Vaillancourt

Penn and Teller's Bullshit opened my eyes to this fuckery.

Krista Vaillancourt

Poured one out for your missing foreskin.

Adolf of Londor

One skin, two skin, three skin...

Graublut

Now I feel validated as an uncircumcised

Richard Moriarty

Segmento has taken you all under her breasted wing. Sucking and lapping happily at the taut teat of your life source. This podcast is your birth rite, my greedy children.

Krista Vaillancourt

I knew a guy who could hold jizz in his foreskin. I don't know if he was just extremely talented or if that's common.

Restitutor Orbis

Whelp fuck me bois. lol Thank you for this episode it disillusioned me pretty good.

Null

The content I became a patron for

Shrunken Presence

Another nickname for foreskin: Rabbi Jerky

Zeaxe

fuc my penis hurts now :<

TheBoxingCannabyte

I too am circumcised and also very angry. Us Hatless Horrors must rise and end the snipping!

Daniel LeBleu

Circumcision situation

iamaphoney

fuck kikes

El Barto

Ughhhhh as if I weren't depressed enough already I gotta hear about my inferior foreskinless dick.

Zeaxe

haha end me now

Zeaxe

cockatoo cockatoo never trust a jew♫♫♫

TheBoxingCannabyte

I wish tj could deep fat fry my penis beanie and feed it to my wife while i jerk off Paul in front of the Pope

Jenna

I wish the doctor would have taken the rest when he took my foreskin. =(

Zeaxe

o wow mail bepis

DPrather

Fuck yeah

CheeseWizard

A deep fat fried foreskin? Now that’s a hell of a take on pork rinds, and probably Keto-friendly too!

Alex from PA

Man I open up the Patreon notification and I see the title and the picture and instantly laugh. This is why being a patron is worth it. Dis gon' be good.