Doomer Shirts!
🕑 Added 2020-10-28 05:41:07 +0000 UTCBeware the Doomer!
Lurking in homes across the world the Doomer hides in plain sight! Blending right in with normal hard working families! Do not be alarmed as we have come up with these foolproof ways to spot a Doomer!
There are a few easy signs that can help you identify the DOOMER:
- Sign One: Look for a foul mouthed stoner with long hair! Smoking the Devil's Lettuce fries valuable brain cells! These brain cells make you a good honest hard working capitalist!
- Sign Two: These depraved maniacs have not only given up on life, but the world itself! These crybabies are not content to wallow in their only self pity but to drag you head first into disaster! Beware the fellow who canโt stop complaining about his bad back or his couch from Ikea!
The last and most important sign is are they wearing the BRAND NEW ULTRA DELUXE DOOMER SHIRT NOW AVAILABLE ONLY FROM DEEP FAT FRIED, THE GREATEST PODCAST IN HUMAN HISTORY!
These sublime shirts will have you begging for the nukes to launch and that asteroid to hurry up already! Humanity hasnโt got all day!
And remember kids we are all doomed but not everyone can be a DOOMER!
Comments
Thomas H.
After seeing how ridiculous and rude Paul was to TJ in the Can We Fix It Part 1 episode, I definitely no longer want this shirt.
Edvard Lundgren
Dont do it buddy
Billy Goate
Noice
Doitlive
balls.
Poop Poop
Pooooop ๐ฉ
Stephanie Owens
So cool! Def gonna order this once my welfare comes in!
Ian Salyers
Give money? Yes sir!
Steven Bentley
Yeah they claim to be on the side of us fat fucks but apparently not
Marlin Benson
Might get the hoody but Iโm also broke
BangoMike
Not for the stupids, move along.
Rat squatch
Getting one tonight, That last sweater was amazing .
Doitlive
I'm holding out for a Morton Paul T shirt.
Dastardly Bastard the 2nd
2 weeks to purchase? Perfect. I'm getting a hoodie. Maybe even a T-shirt.
Liz Rose
I see you guys are discriminating against fat neckbeards now that you've been dieting. No 3-4x? What is a fat fuck like me supposed to do? Go on a diet as well?
Sprout7
ooh this is dope
Thomas H.
lol that looks awesome!
Amelia
Some of the colors go up to 3 and 4 XL.
Amelia
Check the different colors. The charcoal t-shirt goes up to a 4XL.
AlterEgoIII
Yes please
Skeptical Jesus
That design is great :)
Canadian Satan
It took a while, but you got me to buy a hoodie because this one's pretty damn cool. Now get on your knees and Hail Satan for me, neckbeards.
southside99999
Purchased instantly. Love the design keep pumping out the awesome shit guys and ill keep shoveling over my money
Azath Hallow
I'd love to get one, but it doesn't go to a size I can fit in.
Todd
This design is too dope gonna be real hard to resist dooming it up
T-Rx (DUBIUS)
Just got the cardinal colored Tee and the black tote. YEE!
BangoMike
Does this ship to Europe?
Tim Foster
Would get. But doesnโt come in my size. I thought this was a fat and tall person accepting place. You canโt tell me TJ fits in a 2xl t-shirt. Heโs at least 2-xlt. Sad
RandomDan
Getting this! Paul Rocks!!!
Eric Weston
Tight
Mace Sowell
I saw this on puals stream just then, his TJ story was delicious
Chance
Goddamnit TJ
NobodyNoel
I may not be able to afford my psychiatric medication but i sure as hell can drop money on DFF merch
Brandon Dester
Already purchased! Lol
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Working on a new one right now!
AshFox
I have been HUNGERING for more shirts from you guys, back in DP days you guys had a new cool design like every few weeks or so. Give us more!!