Paul Episode Poll

Mushy

Just let DP die, it was good when it was but now it's dead. Now it's unwatchable trash, so let's all forget about it and do the active Cults show which was clearly the better option

Chris X

Calm down you rotten cunt, this is just a comment section

It's not a majority, you dipshit. It's a plurality.

YourEvilBoyfriend

Lameass sheep, all 1381 of you need to grow the fuck up

AlterEgoIII

Active cults. Seems better than watching a troll episode about wasted poor people in medieval times or something I’ve heard them talk about lots before. Guess that’s just me lol

Erik Tyler

Prettt much what did u vote for

Chris X

Along with the majority of people in this poll

AlterEgoIII

Can we get a different voting system for the patrons who aren’t retarded?

AlterEgoIII

You’re cancer

AlterEgoIII

1365 Of you are complete trash

Poop Balls, the Second Cumming

I'm either getting what I want, or I'm getting an epic troll. It's a win-win.

Yeah... Drunken Peasants is going to be about lower classes in the middle-ages drinking all the time.

Daniel Lamey

We gonna get trolled

Chris X

Bait or not, couldn't help but vote for DP

Nicholas Zuver

I for one am excited for an episode about the substances consumed by peasantry in the old days.

AlterEgoIII

Fuck it I new the votes were rigged fuck this

Rinpoo

Ok, so I know I am going to get a lot a hate for stating this, and before I do, I just want to make it clear and on the record I think they are trolling. However, I do believe there is a legitimate chance they could talk about the DPP for two reasons. 1. Paul has said in Highdeology that he was only contracted to be on DP for a set amount of payment, so there is the possibility that he is under no such obligation for secrecy, and has done so up to this point out of respect for TJ. 2. Paul has also stated that he does not know the backroom chatter that went on with Ben, he has basically stated that if you want to know. you need to get it from TJ. Paul is the one doing this episode, so it makes logical sense, that if DP were one of the topics, he would be the best person to cover it. That is all. Again, think it is another troll job personally, but this is my reason for why they might actually do it, if any.

Nik Nakarado

Yoooo fuck democracy

Isaac Peachey

You should definitely do the cults one and talk about Qanon

Isaac Peachey

I guarantee that “Drunken Peasants” is to be taken literally. There’s no way they’d do an episode about the podcast (they’ve been clear about that since the start) and Paul LOVES to troll the audience (even the paying ones)

Rai Maj

There is an active cult that I was hoping would get more attention because of what and who they are. Not sure if anyone is familiar with The Finders, but they be a CIA trained pedo cult who at one point got caught up in the satanic panic but then fell off the radar after they were "disproven" to be satanists aside from the actual satanic ritual photo evidence against the cult, they got away scottfree while also being given back the kiddos they had under their custody to cult members that were transporting to some unknown location that the members claimed to be heading to a mexican city near the border for brilliant minds (pay no mind to the fact the children had no understanding of modern technology at the time).

Erik Tyler

I was personally interested in active cults for an episode i always loved the ones that needed a decent amount of research

Erik Tyler

Me too

Haufawn

WHO GIVES AFUCK ABT DP!!! I wanna hear about active cults, seems way more knowledgeable than past incarnations.

Bloomphska

God dang it I don't know even know why you insist on troll baiting with that drunken peasents choice.

Michael

well it turns out the majority of DFF viewers are 'stupid dp voters'

Keith Dickens

I hope it's about actual drunken peasants

Ceph

It would be better if Paul trolled the stupid DP voters by just not doing that episode, instead of making an episode that they're all gonna downvote because they couldn't realize the joke.

AlterEgoIII

Y’all do know that drunken peasants is gunna be a troll episode right? Why you fuck us like this?

Josh Jerome

I think at this point it's clear that those of us who voted for bootstraps should switch our vote to active cults to spite the DP obsessives

Stetson shirley

Do old vs new school hip hop

Ryan Gondek

What ever happened to the Drew Carey episode? Oprah? Crocodile vs Alligator?

Ryan Gondek

The DP episode will be a troll episode like the Manatee episode.

Richard Merritt

The 1,000+ people that voted for "Drunken Peasants" are about to get a lesson in equivocation and being duped.

Jordan

year is almost over, and still no mandella. one of your bantersodes you guys all committed to a topic . never took paul for a fibber.

U wot m8

Let's not do Drunken Peasants guys, c'mon

McHitler

I'm all smiles right now-- this is worth twice what I'm paying!

Jared Miller

Put the nail in the coffin!

NikoNikolaia

Fart

Dylan Osterman

That would gay asf. motherfucker I want some drama lol

Dylan Osterman

Nah I wanna hear drama

Josh Jerome

Paul thinks every single British person sounds like an Alliance peon from Warcraft 3. And he is correct.

Soviet Stache

also make these episodes patron exclusive. Plebs can eat dirt

Dan

Voted Drunken Peasants hoping Paul will spend the episode doing his medieval townsfolk bit.

Chris Pineda

Either way it will be amusing.

Dinoaur

Yall realize they gonna do drunken peasants and not the drunken peasants podcast right?

JP

Why have another court case? Fuck Drunken Peasants.

I loved the episode on Scientology!

Austin Snyder

Cults sounds nice, but I can't wait for the troll, where they review peasants that are drunken.

John Morgan

I'm guessing the Drunken Peasants episode is going to be similar to the Manatee episode. It will literally be about alcoholic medieval peasants.

Sprout7

Cults!!!

Lucas Renzo Giovannetti

hahahah

Notjustklownin

I wish we were voting on which ones we want to see first, second, then third.

Nuuk

I really hope the people that voted for DP realise it will be about alcoholism amongst medieval peasants...

Nik Nakarado

I ask that Paul veto the vote and do the cult episode

PixelCrusader

they enthusiastically yapped about manatees for 90 minutes

Wayne Robertson

Do all 3

Phat Man

I hope they DO make an episode about actual inebriated peasantry. It'd serve the drama whores right.

BrandonofChemistry

You think they give a half an ounce of a flying fuck? 😂

BrandonofChemistry

You know they’ll make the episode on actual drunken peasants and it’ll be the funniest shit 😂

Dave grissom

If they pull another fake out bullshit episode instead of just giving the people who pay their rent what they want, they deserve some seriously negative analytics on the vid. You'll see most people stop watching after about 6 minutes and it'll have a fuck ton of downvotes. All deserved, of course.

David

I initially voted DP. But fuck DP. Vote Cults.

Michael

Its really a win win for everyone, if Paul trolls then we probably get some interesting insight into drunk vagrants through history. On the other hand you get a manatee episode you voted for. DFF isn't gunna disappoint.

Michael

Then you completely made your vote useless if you voted for everything. Think about it.

Asher N Scarlett

He’s literally just gonna troll the 800+ who wanna hear about the old podcast by making an episode about poor drunken street vagrants. How clever and unpredictable smh at least that’s better than hearing them unenthusiastically yap about manatees for 90 minutes.

Niall Meadows

I literally liked everything proposed on all of the 3 host pages. How?

nick

Too many attempts fuck this bullshit

nick

WHY IS THIS SITE SO TRASH I CANT LOGIN ON ANYTHING BESIDES MOBIL WTF

Gorehoundula

Man, the fans pick some boring ass shit.

Xad Michaels

I would love a DFF about Albert Fish...it would be a perfect episode for TJ

Kevin Hansson

I'm surprised "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" is the lowest voted. I would love to listen to Paul rant about that. 100% the drunken peasants is going to be a pretty boring episode about literal peasants drinkning alcohol.

Jonathan M

A "Drunken Peasants" episode might be one about actual peasants in the middle ages who got drunk. Kind of like the "Manatee" episode they did.

Viewtiful Void

Idk how I feel about another troll episode. Would actually love to hear them talk about some active cults but alas the ppl have spoken.

Goon with a tire iron

Don’t do a fucking dp episode, that’s fucking lame. I would honestly rather listen to a show about actual drunken peasants from history but that wouldn’t really be as cool as the cult option

Canadian Attack Moose

At least I can rest relatively assured that if drunken peasants gets chosen it will be about slovenly peasants in the streets. Not the old podcast.

Todd

Y’all are insane. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps is literally perfect for Paul

Jacob Goodyear

Daniel you should have wrote “alternative right wing podcast the drunken peasants podcast bringing you the news from an altered perspective”

47bagsofchips

Seriously, even if it's not a troll, the other two topics would still be so much more interesting coming from paul

47bagsofchips

He's probably gonna make the drunken peasants episode about literal drunken peasants

Scinnik

Seriously Such a waste.

Joe Davis

They’re just gonna do a episode on actual peasants:(

simon

I really enjoy Paul's deep dives into weird shit. Active Cults for sure for me.

Colin Thome

Are you dumbasses really asking for a DP episode

Austyn

Please do the DP episode.

Graham Paterson

I'd like that though. The imbibing habits and limitations of the serf class in the early mid and high mediaeval societies.

AlabamaSasquatch

DP will likely be a troll episode like The Manatee, especially if Paul is in charge of it.

Psychedelic Fox

When are you guys gonna be guests on an episode of DP? Is that allowed? I only know that era ended because of creative differences and all the good shit on YouTube has been covered. The manatee is back though. He's now calling himself...the Boogeyman of the Internet?

I was hoping to see "happy time for monetize 2", sad.

Doctorseaweed

I thought Paul didn't believe in voting

Anders Rosendal

It won't be about the Drunken Peasants PODCAST. It will be about drunk peasants. Which is a pretty lame joke

Carlos

You don't full me. Dp is a trap just like the manatee.

Seth

that's stupid to do a DP episode. expect another manatee rigamarole (which i'm glad was not actually a dumb brett keane episode). if you want DP and brett keane bs go watch that channel.

Restitutor Orbis

Wouldn't it be funny if it was actually about the Drunken Peasants podcast lol

The Defective Kangaroos

The Manatee accomplished more than bret will ever, I mean one sits on his bed and eats mac and cheese all day. There isn't much more you can talk about on bret except internet rivalries in the past. Dp needs to pay the dude though they've kicked the manatee for too long over on dp and they are still using him as a mascot over there. The dude doesn't post anymore and they need to go back to old videos from 10 years ago. Bret could be dead now and nobody would know and dp would still be using his videos lol.

Julie ?

Why even a dp episode? We can just go watch dp if we want lol

NaughtyMouth

Drunken Peasants episode is gonna be about the history of drinking or some shit

The Defective Kangaroos

The sad thing is there are people who like to know drama of 3 aging fat neck beards, They have good shows, but i don't expect them to be any more interesting than a cucumber outside of it.

Tim Foster

Another manatee episode incoming.

Liam

Holy fuck I wanna see all of those.

The Defective Kangaroos

honestly an episode with actual drunken peasants sounds interesting to me as an episode even though it's a troll there is cool shit to be learned there .

Adolf of Londor

Should've said "Drunken Peasants Podcast" Daniel. It's a trap!

Tarantula Cake

Drunken peasants is about drunk hobos

Brandon Marthers

They said the top two voted will become episodes

Edvard Lundgren

I vote for poop!

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Really? Well, I guess we're getting another "manatee" type episode. Either of the other two would have been a better choice.

Jaksanape

I agree but I think active cults is also in his element. He’s done well with episodes of serial killers and cults, plus he gets to rage against religion.

I really hope the Drunken Peasants is actually an episode about medieval peasantry, I love medieval shit.

Alex from PA

God most of you people voting for drunken peasants are probly hoping for drama. Your're drama addicts. Why would they do an episode that would invite drama? It's going to be literal drunken peasants. Which is good, can't wait to see them dive into alcoholism and poverty or whatever they do.

Illjay

“Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” is the best choice IMO because it would get us a super angry and sarcastic Paul. I had a similar idea for an episode about what people think being "normal" means.

Nicole

You know it’s gotta be DP

aDisgruntledGiraffe

Do people not realize the DP is 100% a troll ep? You're not going to get any further insight nor are you going to get drama. I want Paul to do the bootstraps one because capitalists corrupted that saying and I want Paul to be in his element raging at our shitty capitalist system.

Sven K

my brain wants active cults but my heart wants DP, please do both

Greg

See if you can do an episode on active cults without mentioning trump

Philip Metz

God, I hope that’s the case.

Shrunken Presence

Literal drunken peasants idea: ‘the murder of MIchael Malloy, the man who wouldn’t die’ a story from the prohibition era

Soviet Stache

all of those voting for DP are a bunch of fucking morons. Its obviously gonna be a troll episode like the manatee ep. Besides, active cults is a superior topic

Denis517

Dp fan here, so the option is obvious

dethkyle

Everyone thinks it's going to be about actual peasants, so I'm with you on them just stealing the format. Though since everyone know it's going to be troll episode, them actually doing an episode about dp would be the real troll move.

Doitlive

Since this is a troll Ben>Paul.

southside99999

Do people really think the episode would be about dp? Do they not remember or have they not seen the manatee episode?

Joshua Forbes

It’ll be a troll episode just like the manatee one

Leumba

I want to see the cult episode so bad lmao

Tito Manfredo

A DP episode could be awesome but they’ll probably just talk about alcoholic serfs from olden times. Plus I’m pretty sure TJ has an NDA with Ben so he might be muzzled anyway if they actually do it.

Shrunken Presence

If they don’t troll for DP they may steal the format for a show and one of them wears a ray mysterio mask , Or maybe it’s the lost episode?

Krista Vaillancourt

Didn't we just have a cult episode?

Krista Vaillancourt

They probably will do the topic on literal peasants who got drunk all the time but made a mark on history. I would do it if I were them.

Forbidden Fruit Basket

They should have called the episode "Drunken Peasants Podcast"

Mario & Christina

God damn. So sick of hearing about dp. Never watched it, only this show. Maybe it used to be cool, but trying to even check it out now is unwatchable. The show ended... eventually this show will end... it will be ok. Anyone who wants a dp episode already knows a lot about the history, and people who don't care about dp aren't interested in a dp episode. Let the dead rest.

Mecha

Ultimate reverse UNO, but they’re 100% just going to do that about actual drunken peasants. As a way to troll everyone who still asks about it.

Kevin

I think Paul is the prime candidate for a cult episode

dethkyle

They should do a real DP episode because everyone here is convinced it's going to be the manatee part 2.

Shrunken Presence

I chose Drunken peasants because I would like to hear paul talk in his poor English peasant voice

AlterEgoIII

I want them all

Nik Nakarado

Fuck I’m up against DP. Vote for the cults people!

Frank

Don’t tell me, they’re going to explore alcoholics from Ancient Greece to modern times. They’re going to explain how people get addicted,!and it’s correlation to the lower class, aren’t they? Hey, at least it will be a Paulasode, the best type of episode.

David Paturel

i would watch all 3

NukeOhio

Even if we vote for drunken peasants they're just gonna pull the same thing they did on the manatee episode

Mecha

People who vote for drunken peasants thinking it’s actually going to be about DP and spill all the “”tea”” surrounding the end of DP are dumb as hell

koolmin23

I hope y'all know if you pick Drunken Peasants, they're just gonna pull a manatee and do it about actual drunken peasants

Mary Jenkins

i hope the rest of yall are as curious about dpp as i am

Ben T Dick

Yeou guys have terrible taste in paul episodes like come on u fucking regards

Owen Reid Myhra

Bro the dp one is probably going to be about actually 11th century drunken peasants

fasterthings

They are just going to troll you guys with the DP episode.

I can’t believe DP is a choice. Definitely choose that just even out of sheer curiosity

NOAH EARTHLING

we all know drunken peasants isnt gonna be about the drunken peasants lol

Connor Holt

DP LETS GOOOOOO

Ben T Dick

Figgy piggy putty paul

Sven K

this is a scam

Christopher Hitchens!

emily

I agree there’s no way they’d cause drama now so long after everything has happened

RPGeek

I know you guys are gonna vote for a drama filled dp episode but i want to hear paul rage at the system for 2 hours vote for bootstraps

Poop Poop

Poooooop

Scythian Weed Shaman

Vikings

Dylan Osterman

Drunken Peasants better win bruh

guarantee it will be about peasant life in medieval times

Avery

All of Paul’s should be episodes

Owen Reid Myhra

Drunken peasants is going to be a troll episode don’t fall for it

Duck Commander

The dp choice is 200% bait

Jonathan M

Listen fat

Chefs table gang should get more votes

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