Dumbest Ways to Die
🕑 Added 2021-09-14 15:00:05 +0000 UTCPremieres @ 2pm ET! We've all gotta die, but why not die in the most absurd and ridiculous way possible? Do not go gently into that goodnight, but head forcefully into this episode of DEEP FAT FRIED!
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Comments
CB
I took a vaccine I was told would be fine, and I got the rare heart inflammation, it ran out of control, and I died. I was a statistic, so hence, unimportant. This is ethics.
Home of da BONE
bravo
The True Nihilist
70 feet of drop - 70 feet of rope = 0 space between rope and ground. Even if the guy just used a rope at 70 feet it still wouldn't have stopped his body from hitting the ground.
Bridget Duccini
More please!
Smooth
More please!
Stewart Thompson
More please! IIRC the French mathematician Joseph Fourier died when he tripped on his own bathrobe (which he wore all the time), fell down the stairs and died. And Polish astronomer Tycho Brahe died at a party when his bladder exploded from holding it in too long.
Marcos
My geologists teacher told a story about his mentor who was a meteorologist and storm chaser who tragically died by being swept up in a tornado. He was like how could this have happened, he took all the precautions. All I could think was of course a guy who chased tornado's for a living died by tornado, everyone could of foreseen that.
CB
You guys missed the opportunity for a very funny joke, you know.
Jim Mc Nicholas
YOU KNOW WHAT, NO I'M FED UP OF YOUR SHIT
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