Tournament of Beasts = DFF #380
🕑 Added 2022-02-11 18:01:03 +0000 UTCThe stream has ended and the episode is now available for all patrons. https://youtu.be/M63Q9CCn_IM
Paul has devised a tournament of the biggest and baddest land beasts on the planet! Who will win?
Comments
Chipz
I think the Cape buffalo was underrepresented against the hippo. Imagine that thing flailing with its horns and puncturing the hippo. The hippo didn’t look that agile with its bites, I doubt it could even get a good bite on the buffalo if it was moving around quickly.
Ryan Sansossio
of course hippos belong in this contest. a hippo can take down a frikken hippo!
Zion Smith
Where was the Gorilla?...
Nunya
New info came out after a carcass of a comodo was studied and it was discovered they actually do have venom glands at the base of their teeth.
Gary Czernick
Hip
Gary Czernick
I like bears. They are both solitary and social. I witnessed two hunt together. Probably brothers, or mating pair, but saw some nature cams of four of them teaming up too deal with a wolf pack.
spaceSuicide
Scotty’s “fuck you TJ” around 1:20:00 is probably my favorite blunt statement from Scotty to TJ in this show’s history.
M Alaru
WHAT an episode! It had surprises down the road, it had drama, it had imagination, I loved it!
Ira Thomas
I love this!!! I think a beast of the past tourney would be awesome
Sheila Perkins
Thanks for ditching the glasses Scotty! Yum.
J Allen
I feel like these brackets always go the same way there's always one obviously overpowered thing that is probably going to win. I feel like you guys should do lightweight brackets and heavyweight brackets because from what I remember with these brackets there's always that one heavyweight going up against lightweights that obviously don't stand a chance and we end up with these disappointing one sided battles.
J Allen
I bet Paul was inspired to do this after watching The most dangerous game on that Patron Highdeolgy. I recommend watching it if you haven't.
J Allen
What the fuck is a tussy?
Thomas H.
This is so entertaining lol Great job guys!
Dog With No Collar
it's a work
Patrick Lynch
Bears of that size most definitely climb trees, fast as fuck too
Michael Wagne
Totally wrong about bear vs rhino. Bear that size doesn’t climb trees. There’s just no way bear avoids rhino’s horns long enough to do fatal damage.
Josh Jerome
lol that name. You're a dongasaur.
Triceracock the Three-Horned Crotch
Wish I was in the chat for this one! I'm still at the beginning of the episode but I think jaguars should have been the big cat representative over leopards. When Scotty was talking about skull-biting tactics, that's a jaguar thing; leopards are throat biters, suffocating like other cats do. So far this episode is a lot of fun! EDIT: I see someone's already corrected the leopard/jaguar skull biting thing during the episode, should have known.
Edvard Lundgren
It's legit sailing its way into my top 3 ever videos, together with Bad Ben and Psychedelics.
PixelCrusader
I was wondering where the hell Gorilla was this whole tourney
C Bears Life
These tournaments are badass episodes. Like y’all said a bunch of sweaty internet neckbeards overthinking random shit, it doesn’t get better. I still laughed the hardest at Paul’s family history video, can’t remember the exact title name but that was so fucking funny.
jacob g
Thank you for listening to us. I really like seeing these tournament episodes and segments in the onion nuggs.
Erik Tyler
If hippos are semi aquatic why not the polar bear, though it is reasonable as their is many kinds of bear to just put grizzlies
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
I don't see you on the ban list, so maybe you just need to update the app or something
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
We only do the grease trap live on Tuesdays now. We've been doing that for the past month
Mark Sweeney
Where's the grease trap? I thought you guys do those after patreon episodes. Anyway good episode i had fun. I look forward to watching you guys every week.
Leo Gang
No shouldnt b banned its Leo Gang. I think It may b the phone that we are using or something. Everytime I hit the chat I can see everything and vote it jus wont let us comment
Joey Turkey
Forever, I never, I won't return to, BLOOD MOUNTAIN
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Are you banned? What's your YouTube username?
Ashley Mcgimpsey
Amazing episode guys, love the animal and tournament episodes, so this was a great Friday treat!
Leo Gang
I think TJ Scotty and Paul could kill the dragon with sharpened sticks.. Good episode fr. It wont let us comment in the chat tho but we voted.
Bei Guan悲观
This one’s a hoot n a holler folks
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Thank you and welcome!
Tyler Reitan
Damn thought this said tournament of breasts at first
Caden Hickey
Just became a patron I’m ready to watch you guys all weekend
Deverick Wimbush
The biggest land beast is obviously TJ.