Announcement: Onion Nuggetz

Love the reference to good old scooter and the hog

Kyle Delancy

Wow, so funny. 2/10.

Azazel

Man , Zeus dont give a fck. Have you tried praying to our lord & savior Tod Howard ? Word on the street is he can make anything "Just work ".

AARON

Carrot stick nuggets.

PixelCrusader

I hear Zeus can be bribed but, where to send the hookers and ouzo?

Brad The Patreorn

When will the scamming end?!

Clint wood

Stay safe guys

Kula

Wow what a week man, be safe Scotty. Stay turned for the next announcement where it’s revealed Tj was carried off by a freak tornado and Stevie gets sent to guantanamo bay.

Rat squatch

Hope you don't die Scotty, We need you alive to keep making fun of TJ.

Bryan Turner

Yeah, I'd much rather you postponed than do a half-ass job. See you when I see you.

Drake Kincannon

Be safe so you can refund me for being scammed

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

You're scheduled for a pre-recorded episode on Friday. On Patreon exclusive onion Nuggetz weeks, you get pre-recorded. On public onion Nuggetz weeks, you get live Friday episodes.

It's Brittnay bitch

Well that sucks...

Austin

Fuck that, being Stevie on.

Butt turd saw sidge

I will be zeus’ fellatio slave for eternity if it means I can get my contento

Butt turd saw sidge

TJ has a heart attack and dies. Show cancelled forever.

Tito Manfredo

I’ll put a word in with Odin as well for good measure.

Shane33

Shouldn’t you guys be praying to Poseidon?

Zayo Dadong

You could always do a 72 hour naked livestream to make up for it. Stay safe, scammers!

KaizerCam

If TJ admits he shit his britches, Zeus will be appeased

Haufawn

shit happens, stay dafe yall.

BBQFarts

Works out perfectly since I’m off work Friday. Good luck to you Scotty 🤙🏻

James Knight

Cool, stay safe.

Robin

Pathetic Scotty, he did this hurricane on purpose because he knows his ratings are terrible. Sad. The failing Scotty Times is fake news!

Krista Vaillancourt

When climate change pauses long enough for the show to happen, I'll be here. Stay safe, with ✌️+❤️.

Tiny Turnip

Wee pray for the tomatino

jacob g

It's ok

Brandon Marthers

Zeus, Poseidon please stop cheating on your wives for a moment and stop these storms. Amen.

Atticus Omundson

Sure, we totally believe you didn't use one of those weather machines that DEFINITELY don't exist to create an excuse to not do a show today smh

Jyg O' Rath

The only Blizzard I wanna hear about is a Dairy Queen blizzard dammit! Zeus please stop being a dick to the DFF crew!

Jonathan Jones

So do we get the Friday live episode as well?

Jonathan Jones

Scam situations.

NikoNikolaia

At long as you guys are safe! There’s a bunch of contento to go through. As always, I appreciate y’alls amazing work and hope to watch whenever it comes back.

dasankennedy

i sacrifice some weed in a bowl, hope it helps lol

Christopher Weaver

Digging through all the older content anyway, plenty to keep me busy at work, stay safe guys

David

It's nuts. Paul has a near death story he was gonna talk about on today's stream from his vacation to the ninth circle of Hell. Now Scotty probably has one too! Friday is going to be fun. What calamity will befall TJ before Friday cometh?

BruceyDaPug

Bummer! Also damn Scotty, You must be a lawn master with all those lawn tools!

U wot m8

God fears Scooter and The Hog and is trying to stop it

Luis

Hey as long as you guys talk about it on the next show I don’t care about the postponement just come back alive.

Nicholas Untereiner

I live in Louisiana as well. All I got was a light rain.

David

Out of the frying pan and into the fire! Climate change is here! We had a hot winter, lots of heat pumped into the atmosphere. And that energy is about to be doubled as we move into summer. Gonna be crazy hurricanes coming for TJ this year.

Tyra

DISAPPOINTED

Sam Charles

Aw fuck, Poseidon is the one you want for ocean based disasters so this isn't getting resolved any time soon

Evan

We're having a scam week in honor of tax week

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks for your understanding

JohnnyVoid

Sad. I work Friday. Such is life, though, y'all stay safe

HiRoAZ

Scammers

AnnoyingKiwiDude

Safety comes first. entertainment second. Hope Friday is extra long show :)

4thHorsman

TJ leaves for one week and the show just stops, we see now who's holding it together

FRANKENHOLE

Now you guys are just edging us for that Scooter & The Hog episode. Weather's shit here in the Midwest too, under severe storm and tornado warnings right now. Stay safe guys.

MacabreMole

Scotty, get to TJ and tie yourself a lifeline. You'll make it through this. No storm can lift him.

Jahosephat Davy

Cursed episode?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

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Nathan Gardner

It seems the plebs ritual to invoke the wrath of Poseidon was successful.

Wayne Robertson

Blame the Plebs

fernanrx182

I always pray to the helenesitic pantheon just to shut up those who insist that I believe in some kind of deity. 😂

King Komodox

Its all good, stay safe guys, hopefully everything can get back on track soon 👍

Rebe Free

Looking forward to it when it happens! I know y’all need to prioritize yourselves and your families first, though. Stay safe onion boiz ✌🏼

Jorge Munoz-Negron

I hate it when Paul pulls out. Stay safe tho

Nipples Peelov

Y'all smell that? Smells like a scam situation! Jk be safe guys

SansPunBook

Stay safe guys and family, content can wait

Duke A. Déserix

Eh, no big deal. Two day wait is fine.

Bryan Bagi

Late

Weez

Hurri-Kaiser.

Michael Sims

Didn't you guys say you were leaving Louisana after the last hurricane?

Victor Njoroge

Another fucking scam by the Kirks

Jon Kick

Now you both gotta buy cowboy hats for it

Poop Poop

Poooop