ONION NUGGETZ for Patrons - 5/11/22
🕑 Added 2022-05-12 02:28:56 +0000 UTCThe guys cover public freakouts, Amber Turd's terrible acting on the stand, advice columns, and an extravaganza of weird and terrible news.
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laertes1979
Thanks, but no thanks, Dybuk, as a vegan I don't eat Currywurst. Peace.
Dybuk
hey Kyle, nobody is asking for american intervention, so chill out. Ending war and preventing escalation is pretty easy, Russian have to pack and get the fuck out. Easy concept, but kinda hard to grasp for some people
WilliamTLC
Cry me a river bchš„²people like you are scared of your own shadow, has nothing to do with mešgrow up.
Kyle Delancy
Yeah, I'll enjoy not having further ruined my country through pointless foreign intervension, thanks. Not to mention all our involvment would accomplish is further mass death, an escalation of war.
Kyle Delancy
You fuckin' war hawk idiot. Just want to flush more of our economy down the war toilet.
Dybuk
Greetings from Poland laertes. I hear your concerns and can short them to: we should let Russians killing civilians and enslave Ukraine, so you can enjoy your currywurst in peace
WilliamTLC
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Josh Jerome
k Captain Thesaurus, lmao.
WilliamTLC
Keep suckn that micro dk loseršyour infantile remarks are as dreary as they are sleep inducingš„±lol
Josh Jerome
Coo'; peace tf out homie. Make $7. You're not the first petulant child to erroneously think his drop in the bucket matters and you won't be the last
Drew Torres
If Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's bed live on stage at the Oscar's, I might find it kind of interesting or funny.
WilliamTLC
What does it even matter what these scared little peabrains think? I'll donate my $ to a good cause next time if that's the kind of sh** they want to perpetuate on their platform.
David
There is good evidence to indicate Russia has allowed their nuclear arsenal to severely deteriorate. They may not have many working nukes left anymore.
WilliamTLC
That's YOUR idiotic fkn opinion, I disagree and reiterate that I paid them to be entertained not lectured!ššŗš¦
laertes1979
I'd say it's widely know, not wildly ;-) Apart from that, I concur: Bielefeld doesn't exist.
laertes1979
Greetings from Germany. We are pretty close to Ukraine, only Poland between us and them. So if we "support" Ukraine with heavy weaponry and the war escalates, we will be the ones receiving Russia's attention full scale. You guys have two huge oceans between yourselves and Russia, so it's easy to talk. Besides, there are other ways to support Ukraine: negotiations, peace treaties, compromises. And no more anti-russian war-mongering by NATO states, first and foremost the USA. We have to accept the reality that Russia is a nuclear superpower that can obliterate the globe 100 times over. Fighting is not the solution but an accelerant for a fire that is already burning too high.
WilliamTLC
I didn't pay 7 bucks to listen to a bunch of fkn nazis complaining over supporting Ukraine!
fabian hƶfler
I call bullshit on that pocking holes in condoms story. It is wildly known that Bielefeld doesn't exist
David
Godwin's Law and slippery slope fallacy in one response. Nice.
MolehillMountain
One of the dumbest takes ever from Paul. Here in the UK we tried appeasing hitler by agreeing to let him annex parts of Czechoslovakia, thinking heād be satisfied with those gains, take the success home and wind down his territorial ambitions. Obviously it didnāt work because he just became more powerful and confident in his ability to push around the other powers, and more enraptured in his imperial fantasies. Letting Putin capture any part of Ukraine would just lead to larger, more prolonged conflicts in future for that exact same reason. He doesnāt just want Ukraine, he wants the entire pre-ww1 Russian territory.