Cinema for Cynics Early Access: WTF Happened to Alien?
🕑 Added 2022-05-14 23:05:22 +0000 UTCThe return of Cinema for Cynics is finally here! Enjoy your exclusive access to Paul's retrospective on the complete Alien movie franchise, weeks before the grand public release. Scripts for future Cinema for Cynics videos are already in the works! Thank you to all of our patrons for helping to make it possible.
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Dylan Lewis
Why haven’t y’all done an episode about the films of James Cameron?
Sirhc Trebmal
Paul is a natural when it comes to this kind of content
Delayed
Awesome!
southside99999
Great return only wish it was longer so I had more to enjoy
Christian McDougall
Fantastic and incredibly well-written. Can't wait for more!
Richard Johnson III
Yay! I don’t have to compare Paul or TJ saying “any day now that alien video gonna come out”. To a Christian saying. “Any day now Jesus gonna come back”.
Eric Vogt
I second this. In my opinion the Dominion War story arc is still one of the best things Trek has ever done. Don't get me wrong, It's still fun listening to Angry Joe and other critics rant about how awful the new Trek series are once in a while, but I'm still feeling nostalgic for GOOD Star Trek.
Eric Vogt
More Cinema For Cynics, please.
Xenos Nassar
You shut your filthy mouth
BNiven
Don’t care what Paul says, I still like Prometheus. Especially because it was my entry point into the Alien franchise.
Dog With No Collar
I can't forgive what happened to the Terminator and Alien franchises. Predator was never that good, to begin with imo.
Nicolas Heredia
Been wanting something like this since I found out Paul enjoyed alien. Wish fulfilled
Colten Drennen
Fuck yes Paul, we've been hungry for this contento for a while. Great shit.
lomarivosa1 .
At long last, truly an new golden age of delicious content is upon us.
Jonathan Marlow
Excellent video Paul, truly first class. May I humbly request that you see your way to thinking about considering entertaining the outside possibility of maybe perhaps continuing the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine reviews? Please? Pretty please? Pwetty pwease with sugar wumps on top?
Nicholas (Azazel Qayin)
Return of The (salt) King
Butt turd saw sidge
this is like the third return of Cinema fir cynics
Ouch
I really REALLY missed these.
Venny
Holt shit holy shit holy shit
PosterNutbag
Happy days are here again!!!
JohnnyVoid
This is the last Pessimist Productions channel I need to be wrenched on so I hope you livestream on it soon and advance the manifest destiny of the Void.
King Koa
It's about motherfucking goddamn time bitch.
TensionSlap
Loved Pitch Wars as well
Jim
Great video Paul
James Hamilton
I'm sick as Matt Gaetz's search history and this was just the pick-me-up I needed. Thanks guys
Ghost Acez
Rejoice! Cinema For Cynics is back! Please consider doing Pitch Wars again. It was great!
Jonathan Jones
OMG OMG OMG
Pixiekittie
Fuck yeah what an edit!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Glad to hear, thanks!
Alex
it was so good, well done paul
Jeremy St.onge
Boner
Harper Clovie
THE KING HAS RETURNED!!
Atticus Omundson
Chauncey be praised
The Shaky Surgeon
Gotta admit I was wrong, glad to see this coming back Paul. Amazing work!
Tyra
Hell yes
Mel Blanc screaming in real terror
It's been 10,000 years, but the wait has been worth it
Soviet Stache
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
Duke A. Déserix
The wait is over!
Followz Trouble
Oooooh shit
Will Novak
You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it!