The Bad Book 2: Electric Crucifoo = DFF #415
🕑 Added 2022-10-14 18:00:00 +0000 UTCWe look at more awful advice and stories from the bible and the insane people who preach it.
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J Allen
Christopher Lee was in the OSS during World War 2 and while he was filming Lotr he heavily implied he has intimate knowledge of what a dying man that has been stabbed in the back sounds like. Apparently it's a gasping sound because the lung is punctured and you immediately gasp for air.
Breonna Rice
The "shaking my faith" thing is so funny to me too, like... How allergic to thinking do you have to be where you become anxious if someone in your physical radius starts to think? I'm convinced it's a weak inability to accept the existential dread inherent in living life as a sentient being. Intelligence is literally wasted on them as they obviously try to suppress it at every turn by ANY means necessary. It's a blur of one step in front of the other, not thinking about where they came from or where they're walking so long as they get to wear their security blanket of bullshit.
Rat squatch
It's for that exact reason I fell out with a lot of my friends when I had stopped being religious, Conversation had become impossible, It always ended with them trying to reconvert me by pulling a guilt trip or they would accuse me of "trying to shake their faith."
Breonna Rice
I submit
Adam Schneider
The Bible? Peeeeee!!!! Ahahah! Peeeeee!!!
Adam Schneider
Here's good thing to say to religious folk. - don't say anything.. Just peeee!!!! Hahahaha! And POOP! Ahhaahha!
Adam Schneider
Peeeeeee! Hahahahaha! Peeeeeeee!
Adam Schneider
Poop and pee are incomplete without each other. From now on Pooop is pee and pee is poop. Deal with it or poop and pee will become ur domaine
Breonna Rice
<3
Poop Poop
Poooop 💩
Breonna Rice
What the fuck...? Where's Poop Poop?! What have you done with him?? Answer meeee
Breonna Rice
I don't know what to say to religious people anymore. I struggle to even type a succinct expression of my distaste for it. Not just that the ideas are terrible, but that I've never met a religious person who is willing to lend the same "openness to ideas" that I lend them. I'll listen to them preach, offer a criticism, and their deep training kicks in and they act like they're in a mental duel with the devil's influence. They're like fucking sleeper agents; the switch flips and they're different people.
Adam Schneider
PEEEEEE!!! hahaha! peeeee!
Jeremy Geller
To clarify the jew in Egypt thing, building the pyramids has always been a “myth” the Torah says it was two cities I believe, either way the evidence is limited, I’ve heard a few theories and about how some of the ideas for when are wrong but it’s a bit complicated
Atticus Omundson
Gnosticism
David
Love when you guys do Bible content.
Cethlenn
The book written in several different time periods, about several different gods that eventually all merge into an extreamly contadictory deity... no wonder it doesn't make sense. It's a great way to look at the evolution of two diffrent religions, at least that's how i've been looking at it.
YoOoOoOoO
Indeeds
Sputnik
I know there have been a ton of smaller flash games and indie games with this premise years and years ago, but can't think of any with an actual budget.
Zebedee Totty
I can't believe a post rapture video game hasn't been made yet, imagine fallout mixed with that one episode of american dad
Tech Noir
I feel like if witchcraft was real. People would be using it to like put money in their bank accounts and dodge taxes.
Austin Burgess
10/10 best ep title yet🤌
Poop Poop
Poo00ooP