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Onion Nuggetz 5/16/23

🕑 Added 2023-05-16 21:00:19 +0000 UTC

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Err

Of course these attention whores side with celebs being pieces of shit

Brad The Patreorn

The nuggets are cooked to 160 degrees. They don't serve them at 160 degrees. When you are given food your expectations are it's ready to eat. 160 degrees isn't ready to eat. That's not lazy. It's McDonald's, they keep their trash food sitting under a heat lamp that's ready to package. Should have waited on packing the nuggets like most other chains do when the food comes out the fryer

Michael Sewell

Scottys my man! hard liquor or nothing at all! Not a fan of beer neither!

daniel schmitt

First, no the lady who was burned from the coffee had a legitimate suit, the coffee was served over temp. The chicken nuggets were 160 degrees which is the safe cooking temp of chicken, any less and it would be unsafe to eat. It only burned because the mother gave it to her unattended daughter who dropped it and it got wedged between her leg and the seat belt for 2 minutes while the kid cried and was ignore by her mom. She dropped 6 other nuggets on her and not one of those did anything, because they weren't lodged against her leg for an extended period of time. So you're saying out of the 30 nuggets 29 she ate were just fine and 1 out of 30 was somehow completely different than the others? You fuckwits should read the actual case before you comment next time. You're only this stupid because you simply read a clickbate article instead of the source.

Neebsz

This is just wrong. Do you have any idea how hard it is to sue a multi-billion dollar company for something like this? It doesn't matter if the nugget sat underneath her, it shouldn't have been boxed while being that hot. Period. The fact that they are winning the suit should tell you maybe there's more to it than "bad parenting" dumbfuck. Let me guess, you think the lady that got third degree burns from coffee was just making it up like the other dipshits at the time did.

River

Yo didn't Paul say he was gonna do a Rudy Giuliani DFF at some point once he was done, either in prison or dead? Well we may be seeing that happen soon with the news. Don't let his ass forget! Even if I love the dude!

LeannaLu

Oh, definitely. A part of why the act of lion-killing became a part of their culture is because it was how they survived living on the savannah with stalking predators like lions and leopards. They keep livestock in their villages and they want lions to fear them, and discourage them from attacking their cattle. A gorilla would mind its own business, for the most part, unless their territory or families are actively threatened. But perhaps if gorillas were active threats, they would’ve developed survival rituals around them, too… but yes, it would be MUCH more challenging to kill a male gorilla than a male lion, especially with rudimentary weapons.

Akephalos

I don't care about Theft, steal from these big corporations!!!! TF

Benjamin Whyley

Tj had a French vanilla situation when he was getting roasted 😂 🚗

Benjamin Whyley

Well that is true.

TeaWrecks

Perhaps they chose a lion because fighting a gorilla is just suicide. Rituals only work if enough people live to do it again. Don't fuck with gorillas, man. Even tribal people know that

Canadian Attack Moose

Obama’s administration carried on the Bush tradition of raping the Middle East, so yeah I guess you could say he did

daniel schmitt

Does Paul ever have a take that isn't wrong? He sides with the lazy bad parent who sued McDonald's after she gave her unattended todler chicken nuggets then ignored the toddler for over two minutes. The chicken nugget didn't just touch its skin, it fell and was stuck under their leg in the car seat for over 2 minutes. Paul always screaming about how parents expect everyone else to parent for them, then sides against his own point here. Then condescending guffawing at the fact that most of the military recruitment comes from the dumb poor redneck states in the south. Which is a fact.

LeannaLu

No way a lion would beat a gorilla. The men in the Masai tribe in Kenya must kill a male lion as a right of passage to become a warrior in their culture… it takes a few men, but still, they use their traditional tribal weapons only

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Paul is hospice friend.

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Gorilla beats Benjamin Whyley. Checkmate bruh

Benjamin Whyley

Polar bear beats gorilla. It’s bigger, stronger, heavier and has razor sharp claws and teeth. Source: I have a zoology degree

Teddy Spaghetti

FAT ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLES!

Mike Mad River Mad Man Hawk

Sorry to hear Paul is in hospice.

Emerius Jones

Paterorn* please.

Poop Poop

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Emmanuel Scrive

Late! I'm complaining about this scam to be late... Don't try to find the logic in this!

Ouch

Hardest working muthafuckas on Patreon, for real.

southside99999

Pretty good pull for the show if you guys didn't already https://www.businessinsider.com/giuliani-demanded-staffer-oral-sex-during-calls-from-trump-lawsuit-2023-5?amp