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Patrons British Gauntlet

🕑 Added 2023-09-30 07:08:09 +0000 UTC

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Thomasaurus Rex

The cursor in the middle of the screen is very distracting.

Greg Ravengrave

The old men rap was such a bright spot. Laughed the whole way through, and not at them, but with them.

They Call Me Gnome

And if the beef stayed in the UK, it would have been made for some unseasoned, overcooked bs meal. The most American thing you can do is take British food and make it edible.

Chloe413

England can't even keep it's hold over Northumberland most of the time, give me a break

FarquadThe2nd

Was this legit or a poorly done joke comment? You said "you know" unnecessarily like 7 times

Nocturnes and preludes

You guys still worship that inbred family. Also, you are paying them dumbass. Now go fix your crooked ass teeth

Nocturnes and preludes

At least here when people have an incest baby we don't make them royalty

Curtis

oi vat wham were a good ipisorde it was

Rabbitt

the irony of paul eating a baconator in a desperate attempt to be more american. when i googled what the fuck that even is it said a baconator is made with BRITISH beef you dum dums. england still owns you ass and you dont even know it thats why its funny. if you google it america still pays UK tax, thats becasue we secretly still own you.

Carley Gillis

My favorite gauntlet. I keep watching this one and laugh every time.

Anecdotal Axolotl

The Northern Boys kick ass!

Err

Hey PP, you know, your commentary was more bland and watered down than that pie and mash. The best you can come up with was "You know, British food is shit and they have no culture". So mid, you know. Please try not to cry or get triggered again, your simps included (I know Americans are a little sensitive, you know). Just, you know, go eat some genetically modified chef boyardee ravioli and you'll feel better. Funniest part, you know, was when TJ and Paul said an English Breakfast would be too much food for them BAHAHAHA WHAT. You know.

Err

Nah, it's just no one else cares (except for you lot).

Err

Ahem, I personally, couldn't give a flying fuck if intrepid individuals out there manage to watch this shit for free. Even TJ basically advocated for pirating over having to pay more for Amazon Prime (in a recent episode). In other words, get that giant stick out your ass.

Der Meister

You guys should do a JF gauntlet. He went from debating G Man about God to killing his mentally disabled wife. There’s so much lore there from his firing from Duke University, to his obsession with impregnating mentally ill women. I’ll pay extra!

E.D.G.E.

Maybe you should have a better country then ya piss baby

Neon

it’s not that serious

Brad The Patreorn

You can't take a little satire?

Wilbur Whateley

Ha ha, Churchill was a well known hard drinker. Hence blueberry loss mug oh hurunoblemingnious. On the beaches.

Smooth

Knickers in a knot.

huffglue

"consequences be damned" you even write like you have a fucking crumpet in hand. Fuck your rain sodden beans and toast ass shit hole country

Jonathan Marlow

It doesn't hit closer to home, this isn't reflective of me in any way. It's just a bunch of cherry picked bullshit for the sake a really tired bit that I've gotten really sick of hearing. But really I actually didn't have much of a problem with this initially, I was annoyed that they did it, but I was perfectly prepared to leave it be and say anything, it's just today when I saw the comment section on this Patreon post. There's something about some of these comments that really rubbed me up the wrong way. That's what really set me off.

Maxwell Leistra

I mean, its a comedy show. You do realize these guys are performers? They dont in their spare time likely even think about Britain more then anyone else. For example, if you watch a black comedy, and say an innocent bystander gets hit by a car in what is meant to be some sort of dark joke, would the film makers be advocating running people over? No, its for entertainment, its a performance. Im sorry you dont like this one because it hits closer to home, but getting upset over an obscure internet show is hardly a reasonable way of taking it. If you cant take its existence, ill quote tyler the creator, just turn off the screen man.

Jonathan Marlow

They live in America, they know what America is all about so they know the subject matter. I wouldn't mind so much if every time a bit of new features the UK was brought up they wouldn't start putting on those terrible accents and start saying shit. It was funny at first but after years of them doing it over and over again it's tired and worn out now. It's just the same thing every time.

Alex Mac Donald

Dude, quit cryin' like a dildo. They fun of America for HOURS on end every week. GET OVER yourself.

Jonathan Marlow

My Opinion

Great episode

gotsniff

Paul's commentary on "You're in the bin" 🤣😂🤣

Jeremy K

yebut... yorinəbin!

Brad The Patreorn

Yep. It's unwatchable. Have to use the audio only

Brad The Patreorn

Great Gauntlet but you gotta find a different video player. Patreon is total ass with their video player

Roman Douchington

they all the same damn thing

Harperlarp

I owe the lads an apology. I’m English and whenever I heard them doing their insane English accents I was like ‘It’s not that bad, people don’t talk like that’. But then they found videos where many MANY people were speaking indiscernible gibberish. Now their silly impressions don’t sound so over the top 🤣 I do feel like I need to educate them on one point though. Americans seem to think British and English are the same thing, apparently not knowing that Great Britain is comprised of England, Scotland, and Wales. So when they said Scottish Gordon Ramsey was ‘British enough’ they obviously didn’t realise that he literally is British, since Britain is 3 countries and Ramsey is from one of them. Great gauntlet, yanks!

CBG_HitMang

Fuck yeah Northern Boys. Knight them mofos.

SRJP

Wait, these American barbarians don’t even water down their pies? They live like fucking ANIMALS

BitesizeCrayons

Wendy's closed, TJ? It's alright m8, you'll love it Wendy's bollocks are in your mouth.

Vincent Chiu

Nice thumbnail... rick and morty r34 is not a common site surprisingly

Tommy Freeboy

Can't believe I gave these fat turds money again

Michael Sewell

around 29 mins i heard the noise of a cat and thought shit, my cat needs feeding. Couldnt find him or the neighbours cat came back and was like ohhhh. Its the pod cast lol

Designtechdk

Kay's cooking is apparently fairly popular, for some reason....

Rants n rambles

Are you thee Peyton?

BettaPonic

When will there be a Canadian gauntlet?

BettaPonic

Pretty sure they specifically said it’s because certain individuals share the links when it’s posted to YouTube.

SuperDarthKelly

I know you guys are doing what you can but I sure do miss being able to stream these directly to my roku TV

Over stuffed

Why is this whole thing in 240p

Peyton Martin

I already watched this a week ago, but I absolutely had to go back and re listen to that song again 🤟🏻

Jake Tracer

Hey the best fetish ever was referenced, feedism, therefore this is the best Gauntlet ever!

Japester

I thought this was awful until that absolute banger. Now this is the best fucking gauntlet ever.

Mdxfiend

good show chaps

GC1931

The Northern Boys are amazing

Julia Gundrum

I was just listening an I legitimately could not tell what was actually British people talking and what was Scotty and TJ mocking British people

Popadopolis

Video player broken as fuck, love you guys but vid is completely unwatchable for me. Will suddenly pause then not function until you refresh page. I know I'm not the only one.

Marc Geener

Scotty spitting out his drink was hilarious.

Big Dumpy

4:45:00 That guy got some real Scotty energy when he's on a tear

Daniel Smith

The fat british lady calling Americans fat

Apoplectic Spock

I've made it to the "British Food" portion of the podcast and I'm genuinely getting nauseous.

Josh Jerome

Quinoa tho

hookshot245

I have ublock and it works fine for me. Volume master sounds like something that might cause conflicts. I'm on Firefox though, so idk.

hookshot245

roit! Oi luv mey sum faggots four supper

Will Novak

English women and food are the reason the Brits became the world’s best sailors

AlterEgoIII

Only thing to say about the gauntlet, I'm a cook, and avocado is the most is protentious bitch made food in existence. Some respect was lost when Scotty mentioned the horrid avo toast, just repulsive.

Passionate Lobster

IT WOS STREAMED ON YEWCHOOB YA FOOKEN MUPPET

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Guys, you had me dying laughing. This episode felt like a DFF OG classic. Thank you.

Jordan Zucaro

What's the point of not using youtube if you're still going to give up on a clip immediately when your program tells you its copyright????

Officer Jarpis

Add a steaming pile of faggots on top 😋

Jamesontickles

Y the FUK can’t i fast forward

Cameron

Most boring gauntlet just after the weeaboo one, idk if I just can’t stand the boring Brit’s or what but you guys managed to keep me entertained the most of the way thank you keep up the good work :)

hookshot245

Guys, I've been a fan of yours for many years and I've looked the other way in the past when you do somthing problematic, but this is just too far over the line. This gauntlet is clearly ablelist. Being british is a debilitating condition. These people are suffering. They can't help they were born with a mental disability. Not cool guys

Rob Head

I love faggots, no shame.

Chelsea

TIMESTAMPZ 00:00 British Gauntlet Time!!! 07:18 Do You Know Who I Am? 14:07 British Kids Are The Worst 22:14 Little People Wrestling 44:00 British Cryptids 49:49 British Commercials 01:12:51 What Brits Think of Americans 01:23:05 Swim in the Bin 01:29:33 Birmingham is a Sh*thole 01:33:10 British Karen 01:38:30 Horrible British Child Rap 01:42:39 Weirdest British Traditions 01:55:19 Dead Dad McDonald's Ad 02:01:25 Tips For English Etiquette 02:24:40 XBox Battle Brit vs Brit 02:30:05 More British Rap Kids 02:32:00 Let's Fight! 02:34:42 Chicken! 02:36:46 Go F*ck Yourself 02:40:06 Brittism 02:41:20 Whitest Gangnam Style 02:43:54 Look at This Dork 02:58:05 Atrocious Child Rap 02:59:50 Home Reno Nightmare 03:03:28 Kay's Cooking - Faggots, Chips and Peas 03:19:17 Amsterdam Says DO NOT COME 03:20:48 Brits Are Thieves 03:37:18 Margret Thatcher's Political Mistakes 03:55:56 Tory TikTok 04:07:37 Jellied Eels 04:17:40 Sargon Defends British Food 04:45:15 More British Fighting 04:53:14 British Memes 05:08:14 The Northern Boys - Give It To Me 05:14:16 Gordon Ramsay's Grilled Cheese 05:32:23 The Great STINK 05:51:26 English Breakfast 05:57:06 British Gauntlet Wrap Up

VioLENTpreechR

I'm going to say that this gauntlet was a slog to get through. It was very entertaining but when you guys use this video platform that doesn't allow casting to a TV or even being able to play while browsing a website on your phone is retarded. I can't stare at my phone for 6 hours. Give me fucking options. Fuck, I'm a paying member

Poop Poop

POo🇬🇧🇬🇧OoP 💩

Benjamin Whyley

Sunday roast, fish and chips and full English breakfast are all S tier meals and I will die on that hill.

Corbin Tadlock

Bruh. England, Scotland, and Wales are on an island called Britain. Those three together along with Northern Ireland make up the United Kingdom. This is not hard. I grew up in rural NC and I've known this since I was younger than 10.

Tj Cole

"BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE" that man's energy is exactly the motivation used by the people who originally abandoned that destitute island behind for good....may he follow In the path

U wot m8

Fuckin' Ronny Bickerin' got us

Teddy Spaghetti

What happened to the pre show? Is it in the bin?

Zeaxe

oh my fucking god british people talking about food makes me irrationally angry "con't habv biscoots wiffou' me grabvey" I am seething so fucking hard.

Blueinkjar44

Those fries with gravy and sausage actually looked pretty good. The peas could be a bit less overcooked, though.

Goon with a tire iron

Dude that Northern boys song went hard

Drymouth

Whah'a'shouw mahtes, *grins*

Nathan H

It's dark mode on my phone but not on pc

Chelsea

Mine is currently in dark mode

Zeaxe

Just call this the brett keane gauntlet and find something else to gauntlet. I'm calling the Geneva Convention if you ask the patrons to slog through the sticky keane trenches for that shit.

ant

KAYS COOKING IS AMAZING!!! YALL ARE EVIL

Erik Tyler

Worst one yet it actually makes me upset listening to dumb ass brits

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Glad you found a way to make it work better!

L

Is it only 720p? :(

Benjamin Whyley

Ugh 🤢 I’d like to formally apologise on behalf of Britain for Carl of Swindon

Null

Bloody good show mates

Benjamin Whyley

They could do nothing for 13 years and it would be better than batshit crazy

Benjamin Whyley

“Not too bad” means “pretty good” in Britain usually

Matthew Foglesong

The jellied eels looked absolutely fucking horrendous. And that other dish with the green shit..... no thanks.

Ryan Z

They are more or less talking about the Onion Nuggets episodes, not the gauntlets.

Metapaws

My issue with the patreon player was resolved by disabling my extensions. It seems like it has some sort of conflict with uBlock Origin, Darkreader, or Volume master. It's great to be able to just watch them on patreon now

Canadian Satan

This one beat the furries and weebs in terms of cringe factor, like it's not even close

Naru

Honestly this one of my most favorite gauntlets. I felt the guys had continuous funny commentary. Unlike the Tate Gauntlet and some others they weren't so mentally defeated they ran out of things to say or lost complete interest. Hope to see more these balanced torture but still kinda fun topics.

Raytan

I dipped my wick in a Baconator off this.

Lmao Zedong

Yay the unusable patreon player that you are all too lazy to find an alternative to

DaLunkMan

Glad I got to catch this one live. Brutal but a fun gauntlet.

Jonathan Mcgeever

Hayden, They did a single thing to mitigate people stealing the shit they produced with the intention of making money. I think that is caring a normal amount. Also, you have no idea. The video could have been pulled from Youtube due to copywrite bs. Where did they say anywhere it was because of a playlist?

GenericUsername

Fightin' round the world Brit Edition

BigC

Why

Chillin'withSpiders

A lot of dumb fucks over there don't know Scotland is part of Britain.

Ryan Mark

I’m no fan of the Tories but their policies are way more left/rational than the republicans & Trump

Torkel Svenson Hagström

In what world is Gordon Ramsay not British? I know there are plenty of Scottish Nationalists (not the xenophobic type but just wanting an independent Scotland) who don't identify as British but they're still by definition British nationals.

Benjamin Whyley

Paul at 1:27 during that particular summer we had no rain for 3 months and it was regularly over 100 degrees.

Nathan H

You guys must have an extention cuz there ain't shit in settings

Benjamin Whyley

We had brexit and 13 years of the tories so we can’t really judge you for trump too much

Michael Wittig

Yeah the patreon player makes me want to rip my dick off

Benjamin Whyley

Oblivion is one of the mid tier rides at Alton towers. Smiler, Rita and nemesis are better. Also the reason all the Alton towers ads are spooky is because it’s theme is it’s a haunted castle in a haunted forest. The best time to go is Halloween.

Hayden Johnson

Its because someone made a public playlist of all the private episodes. Despite the guys initially saying how little they care, turns out they care quite a bit

Hayden Johnson

Another gauntlet I can't download because of the patreon player. Great!

Lo and Behold

To think I lived there 🤮

Benjamin Whyley

As a Brit I understood everything the first guys were saying and I don’t know how I should feel about that

Jonah Griedel

Did youtube take it down again? Is this my punishment for being too tired to stay up for this? I want answers.

Gilly

I'm not mad at the guys, I know it's something to do with YouTube sucking. I just hate the Patreorn player so much :/

Pixiekittie

Get mad at YouTube, not the guys.

Pixiekittie

Fuckin limes

Gilly

ughhhhh another one I have to watch on Patreorn.

lemon pie

You can download it in advance, atleast the audio only version

Benjamin Whyley

Mine does. It must be in settings somewhere

Dave

No its not "piracy" lol, there was copywrited content in that Ronnie Pickering clip they watched. They got flagged mid stream which youtube allows you to contiune if you stop showing that flagged content. However when the stream ends the stream turns into video and then it gets handled like every other video on youtube which means it gets blocked. Unfortunately this has happened on the last three gauntlets lol thats why they're on patreon player.

Dave

No its definitely the players implemetation in HTML/JS as its terrible on desktop browsers also. I shouldnt have to download the app for basic functionality.

Michael Sewell

Cant wait to watch!!!!

Kristopher Marshall

How can I watch this without WiFi / data? I'm going on a long flight next week.

Colin Thome

The real gauntlet was the guys’ gibberish accents

Nathan H

there is no such setting for me :(

Ignar Husky

There won't be one

Ignar Husky

They do. Just look in the user settings. I got mine in Dark mode

Ignar Husky

I wanna add to what 'They Call Me Gnome' said.. Another main reason it's specifically on Patron is that Pirates will leak it. I, personally, am not a fan of that, but get it. So it's just one of those things where you'll need to adapt too. Blame those that are willing to undermine the money WE put into it, as patrons. This is for us. Blame the random bastards who want to pirate it because they want to fundelmentally deflate the value of content we get. If they can minimize our dollar to content *WE* paid for, then they're robbing us as much as DFF.. We bought in for this So keeping it in a place where we strictly have access makes sense.. It's not the best, but fuck, what can be done atm?.. It's the main alternative outside of shithole platforms like Rumble or KiK, which are full of Right Wing fuck witted Retards.. Not exactly a space I wanna be in..

Nathan H

Patreon needs a dark mode

They Call Me Gnome

For those complaining about the video, download the patreon app on your phone, instead of using whatever terrible phone browser you use for mobile and it’ll run better. If it doesn’t run better after that, then the issue is your internet, not the video player on the site. If you’re using a shitty hotspot or just bad internet, your video will buffer slowly regardless.