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Tournament of Terror - Heavywights Edition

🕑 Added 2023-10-28 08:13:00 +0000 UTC

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Phantomology

Oh man! We need another P-Head for the next one: Pyramid Head!

Phantomology

I think, we could make an educated guess, how old the entity from "It Follows" is, by calculating the (time-dependent) chance of the chain of curses being broken. (I assume, that the creature vanishes, once it has killed the last bearer of the curse.) EDIT: I also assume, that one carrier of this curse only spreads this curse to ONE other person. Otherwise this thing could really have been around since prehistoric times.

Donald Grump

I hate these episodes lol, Paul puts his thumb on the scale so egregiously for his favorite characters that it kind of takes the fun out of it.

Theia The Gondia

the thing beats anything else

J Allen

Paul The Thing is not a total animal it's literally trying to build a ship to escape in the movie. It's an intelligent being.

Mannie T MacNChee

Guys they literally introduce the predator by showing him switch inbetween his different visual modes. Big fail.

Blayze

These are always my favorites!

Hawke

And also I'd rather have a cold grilled cheese than a wet one that's covered in clear goo

Hawke

How did they pick the lich King when they don't know who the fuck he is?

Hawke

There's different Draculas. Use Castlevania Dracula next time

Cam

The Lich King got done dirty. The Helm of Domination has incredible mind control abilities, as does Frostmourne - a weapon that is, for all intents and purposes, the most powerful runeblade made in Hell. It has its own intelligence, capable of shattering any weapon its comes into contact with. The purpose of the runes on these artefacts is to utterly suppress any other, and it does this with fantastic results. I don't think any amount of luck could change things for Pinhead. When it comes to Alien Queen, same deal. He can make bend others to his will to make his sandwich better, or to ruin the Alien Queen's sandwich. Even to make the judge choose his anyway.

Daniel A Elliott

They always went out of their way to accommodate him. When he wasn’t doing the same.

Daniel A Elliott

Videos o this site are ASS. One of the worst designed lmao

Nicholas

Listening to Paul argue for pinhead convinced me the thing should win, paul accuses the others of bias but he is literally the most biased host on the show, listen to him talk about anything he likes and you learn he is incapable of listening to logic

Err

Not this shit again

Austin

Jason should win a boxing match against predator. No weapons, no magic, just punching. Jason isn't killable without completely eviscerating him. Predator is a living breathing creature.

Atticus Omundson

#PaulIsAlwaysRight

Squats

I think the finals and semifinals of a tournament should have multiple bouts

Bigness

Ah, I see. Fair enough.

Themberchaud

More of this please

Nicholas

Just download audio and put it on your phone, don't post Patron shit on youtube

nickdanger12345

Same situation friend. I have YT premium so I download and listen at work otherwise I'll never get a spare 6 1/2 hours to. Shit internet in a my building coupled with being on my feet all day make it impossible

Themberchaud

Hilarious!

Jamesontickles

Uhhh can I put this on yt so I don’t need to keep the screen open to watch?!

Jacob Martin

I still don't think he's beating Pinhead in that arena, though. Pinhead is a demon whose entire job is tricking people into disadvantageous deals. There's no way the Alien Queen could even construct a sandwich though. Lich King got boned there.

Josh Jones

I had a lot of fun with us. I feel like the last fight was epic! Thanks a lot guys. I hope we have another tournament next year.

Dryden Bowley

I always thought the poem was Pumpkinhead, he'll leave you pumpkin dead. Then he'll take your bitch back to his pumpkin bed. Where she's gonna give him that old pumpkin head. He ain't gonna stop till she's been blumpkin fed. That's how he got all that pumpkin cred.

Alex Tomlin

that was great thanks guys! Happy Halloween :D

U wot m8

Spaghetti made a difference in the first fight of the first tournament of terror, and in the last fight of the last tournament of terror. What a great callback.

Mahy J

Dude paul really smoothed talked tj in to getting pinhead up into the ranks. A lot of monsters abilities were totally ignored. Honestly I think the roll win conditions should be removed from the next one. I still enjoyed the tournament though.

DownrightSuperb

You're right, but whatever podcast I listen to at work, there may be times where I wanna take my phone out and see something that they are showing. Kinda sucks that I couldn't listen to Abandon Hope either because I didn't want spoilers for the Tournament of Terror.

Donovan Lewis

Yeah I just use the audio only version when I'm at work and then when I get home on my desktop I switch to this version. If patreon could just make a halfway decent player I would be done with youtube.

DownrightSuperb

You know who'd be cool for a future bracket? Bartleby and Loki from Dogma.

DownrightSuperb

I couldn't listen to this at work. This player sucks.

Chelsea

TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Tournament of Terror: Heavywights 02:48 The Competitors 23:42 The Rules 32:00 Dracula vs Pinhead 46:34 Pennywise vs Lich King 56:57 Terminator vs Creeper 01:02:50 Violator vs Mummy 01:14:28 Alien Queen vs Spawn 01:21:02 Hellboy vs It Follows Entity 01:34:27 Nemesis vs Jason 01:37:49 Predator vs The Thing 01:45:12 Dracula vs Pennywise 01:49:18 Creeper vs Mummy 01:53:07 Alien Queen vs It Follows Entity 01:56:07 Jason vs Predator 02:05:23 Pinhead vs Lich King 02:14:42 Terminator vs Violator 02:23:58 Spawn vs Hellboy 02:26:45 The Thing vs Nemesis 02:32:43 Nemesis vs Pennywise 02:40:08 Spawn vs Mummy 02:51:08 Violator vs Alien Queen 02:59:55 Lich King vs Predator 03:12:24 Pinhead vs Terminator 03:19:24 Hellboy vs The Thing 03:27:29 Pennywise vs Spawn 03:32:11 Alien Queen vs Lich King 03:50:32 Pinhead vs The Thing 04:30:00 Terminator vs Spawn 04:39:43 Hellboy vs Alien Queen 04:48:40 Spawn vs Hellboy II 05:00:11 The Thing vs Hellboy 05:08:51 Pinhead vs Hellboy 05:12:36 Pinhead vs Warlock 05:27:30 Pumpkinhead vs Pinhead

Ryan Lee

I love that the power scaling can boil down to a dick sucking competition. Best moment of the tournament. Despite it being nullified.

laertes1979

Where can I find the YT link?

Gigantopithecus

I love these so much. These tournaments are the best imo

Regan Thompson

The thing was robbed #drownpaul

XerxesTheGod

Seafarers use thermal imaging to see ice in pitch black waters. So the predator would definitely be able to see an ice wizard.

Jeffrey Searcy

The Alien Queen cope was real, she was defeated by a regular human with the future equivalent of a forklift and not even a particularly large or well armored one.

Gene Lippert

Anyone have the YouTube link? I like to download

Jarl Sloof

I don’t really give a shit about Pinhead, but I’m SO glad The Thing got fucked over by the special conditions. Also, Lich King didn’t belong on this list, and Hellboy and Spawn are iffy.

Colin Thome

Paul has sex on a bed of nails every night

Deadshr00m

Wasn't he really famously manipulated?

Jeffrey Searcy

Yeah I think a lot of the combatants were just too far apart in power to make it a good contest but the seeds were random so watcha gonna do.

Xenos Nassar

I'd like to see more dice rolls come into play during the battles. That might be something to consider for the next tournament. It would play out more like a DND battle.

Subtractive Email

I am so glad y'all stayed solid on keeping the rolls sacrosanct. The pace of the show was perfect.

Subtractive Email

There was divine intervention on this tournament. For Pinhead to roll uncanny luck and then proceed to have uncanny luck through the entire tournament, AND for Pumkinhead to stay true to his home turf requirement, I mean this was like you guys had summoned some dark forces. My mind was blown by pinhead's rolls, it was fucking awesome.

YungKorg666

The Lich King is a master of mental domination. It's unfortunate you guys didn't know his lore very well. Great tournament though.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Yeah. But in that bout, he didn't have a devastating weapon like an enormous axe or scythe.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

It easily could have gone longer, but we had a lot of rolls that led to combatants just getting steamrolled.

Xenos Nassar

Pumpkinhead got screwed out of that first fight. He had a higher chance of closing the physical gap before you put him in spaghetti. Total scam situation but still a good tournament.

Jacob Cummings

Damn my pick won. Dope.

I raped Jesus in his tomb

If Pinhead made a video game it was almost certainly fucking Elden Ring

Captain Tunnel

Legitimately salty the Thing did the job, but also legitimately enjoyable. Like watching a playoff loss, it sucks..but man what a journey. Love DFF tourneys, man

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Rigged by Terrible TJ and Pandering Paul!

YoOoOoOoO

PRAISE LORD PAUL !!!

Jordan

I'm reading hellbound heart while listening to this let's go pinhead . Happy Halloween everyone .

WC

Lich King was the coolest addition and did well to make it to the final 8, was funny seeing all the salt from Paul about him. Still licking those acid-dodge wounds.

Abraham Hernandez

As we

ThePoopyDoopy

Spolier Alert *******************************In honor of the new champion, someone needs to make a model head of pinhead for public blowjob use.

Derek Morris

Paul was definitely the mary Sue I have every power to destroy your power with kind of kid. It's okay everyone we roll the dice, Paul argues until all will is sapped out of the convo, then we select Paul's favorite LMFAO.

Jeffrey Searcy

They were talking about how this could be the longest gauntlet ever and how it’s the largest most complicated tournament and it might take all night to decide the winner. I was just a little disappointed it was just standard length. Guess I should have skipped the preshow to lower my expectations.

Todd Newton

I mean they went 20 minutes over the usual 6 hours allocated for gauntlets. So i don't think it was a letdown.

Der Metzger

Biggest scam in the almost decade I've been following you three. Paul's favorites winning is as clearly rigged as Roman Reign's title run. This is totally not sarcasm.

Brandon Thorpe

The grilled cheese condition was great. All I could think is “Lich King would make a Gordon Ramsey grilled cheese.”

Bunyip04

That's totally fair

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

No, for two reasons. First, it was copyright blocked. Second, because this is the largest piece of our monthly exclusive content, we want to shield it from bad actors trying to give others access to it for free.

Bigness

Yeah, I refuse to watch video on my phone lol, shits so uncomfortable. They used to link it to YouTube after every Livestream so that you could cast it or just play it on whatever screen. I don't have a PC so I'd cast it to my Xbox YT and just have it big screen. I have no clue why they stopped doing that. ( like, I genuinely don't know. Maybe they were having issues with it, so they can't anymore or something) but it's a real bummer cause I can never catch all of it at once lol.

Jack Shit

I didn't think I'd be into this but I enjoyed both the tournaments.

Asian Tony Soprano

Bad Faith Paul knows The Thing would give a better blowjob! We demand a Recount!!!

Jeffrey Searcy

Maybe you should get yours to teach you some manners.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

First, it was copyright blocked. Second, because this is the largest piece of our monthly exclusive content, we want to shield it from bad actors trying to give others access to it for free.

Subtractive Email

Cry baby wah wah wah go get your mommy

Subtractive Email

I love this type of content from you guys. It's creative and interactive.

Andrew

Awesome tournament ! thank you !

Prettierinpastel

Bruh pinhead lost that blowjob contest easy. Paul did his specialty and held out on stubbornness till tj coped

Bunyip04

Can we get a link to the video that way we can watch it in the app, please

Poop Poop

Pooooooop 💩 💩

Jeffrey Searcy

Got to say I’m a little disappointed that it’s only 6 hours, after all the hype in the preshow I was hoping for a little more.

eyeH8myself &want2Die

Why does this not link to YouTube? I have no way to save it to my Onion Nuggetz playlist. Bummer.

Tyra

My boy Jason gets no respect. smh

Mike Sinner

OMFG!! When will Patreon fix their useless player?! Just over 30 minutes in, it already crashed my browser! Piece of junk. Anyway, I guess I will just reload the video a bunch of time to enjoy the show... Then another 25 minutes later, another crash, I guess I'll go listen to the audio version then.