Onion Nuggetz 12/5/23
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The Glue Boblin
Oh, it's called "bentkey" because it's restricting access to what their kids watch. After I realized that I felt kinda dumb. Like was I the last one to figure it out?
Save That Bear
It was a dark and stormy night. From radioactive sewage off the shores of Kukuro Japan birthed a nemesis, dark and cold. A monstrous dinosaur behemoth, lost in the annals of fascist regimes hawking chicken kabobs, swam in circles for McRibs and barbecue brisket. A tourism board launched a coup upon Kukuro, preppies set fire to every normie and weeaboo, and Charlie Brown loaded up with bear meat infected with trichinosis. Soon Kukuro Japan was annexed, its poors fleeing to Scandinavia.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Sorry to hear that. Best wishes
Gabe
The decline in attention span and falling behind in test scores is quantifiable. Likely a result of younger access to prescription medication that alters brain chemistry and inundation with short-form media at a young age. This has markedly decreased neuroplasticity. Basically, kids are stupid because they no longer have to think as much.
Justin Rogers
Thanks for the laughs. I needed it. My mom was diagnosed with cancer today.