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Onion Nuggetz 12/5/23

🕑 Added 2023-12-05 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
Onion Nuggetz 12/5/23

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The Glue Boblin

Oh, it's called "bentkey" because it's restricting access to what their kids watch. After I realized that I felt kinda dumb. Like was I the last one to figure it out?

Save That Bear

It was a dark and stormy night. From radioactive sewage off the shores of Kukuro Japan birthed a nemesis, dark and cold. A monstrous dinosaur behemoth, lost in the annals of fascist regimes hawking chicken kabobs, swam in circles for McRibs and barbecue brisket. A tourism board launched a coup upon Kukuro, preppies set fire to every normie and weeaboo, and Charlie Brown loaded up with bear meat infected with trichinosis. Soon Kukuro Japan was annexed, its poors fleeing to Scandinavia.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Sorry to hear that. Best wishes

Gabe

The decline in attention span and falling behind in test scores is quantifiable. Likely a result of younger access to prescription medication that alters brain chemistry and inundation with short-form media at a young age. This has markedly decreased neuroplasticity. Basically, kids are stupid because they no longer have to think as much.

Justin Rogers

Thanks for the laughs. I needed it. My mom was diagnosed with cancer today.


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