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Mystery Gauntlet

🕑 Added 2024-02-28 08:46:54 +0000 UTC

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WillTheProdigy

Shut up and leave then.

Devourlord Asmodeus

I want a scene in the Jeb movie where Jeb is on stage roaring applause all around him but then it zooms in and in the crow his parents are standing there staring at him not clapping or smiling, and all the sound of applause just go silent Jeb watches the crowd but he can't hear it because the only approval he wants is absent"

Moon Presence

I've played both BOTW and TOTK. It is boring and easy. Paul was dead-on.

Henlo_Corgo

Gonna have to unsub from this patreon after learning i can only watch the new content on my phone...

Cale Martin

Paul's video game takes are fuckin awful. BOTW is boring and easy..... Give me a fuckin break Would love to see him actually play through it and come to that opinion. You can only come to that opinion if you've never played it.

Bender

The first 15 minutes of this intro has been a roller coaster I fucking love it.

Joshua Drew

Paul using this all-knowing smugness like he knows everything about acting, plays and musicals and he doesn't know "This is the Moment" from Jekyll and Hyde the Musical and "Sit Down John" from 1776. These are well-known musicals that someone who talks with the authority of Paul should easily know.

Wilhelm Frosch

Hillary as a Hillbilly is Hillarious 😂

Mike Sinner

Hooray!! We get to use the player that crashes every half hour again... FFS, like Hillary wasn't bad enough already, now I have to reload the page and try to find where we left off every time. Well... Thanks for trying anyway.

tyup

Hillary might not have become the first female president, but she became the first female gauntlet of DFF!

Coma White

This reminds me of that dream TJ said he had about Hillary getting ass implants during the 2016 election to appear to the youth

DudeistSloth

TJ / Scotty: Who did your mom say you were related to as far as the Mormon Church goes? My spouse and I are curious about your relationship to the cult!

Sarah Flowers

It took a lot of weed and opium to get me through this, I don't know how I'm still alive after seeing those ungodly cheeks. Bill Clinton was a great reprieve though, and young Hillary would get it.

Kyle White

Love the mystery gauntlet, but maybe the next one should be about mysteries. So it's a double whammy.

Arthur Wilber

All Hillary had to do was portray herself as a spitfire when she was on the stage with trump. A little fuckin passion please?

jose nieves

Clintmonk was one of the funniest things implanted in my head. Lol

Dean Toledano

I loved this Mystery Gauntlet, can't wait for the sequel

Chloe413

You all act like Monica Lewinsky was some big catch just because she's thicc. She's cute and all but JFK aimed high, fucked every pretty lady within a 75 mile radius of the White House, probably some thiccies included in there!

Mahy J

You guys were definitely losing your minds at the end lol

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Yeah I just went back and watched TJ's face light up at the Manson reveal, and then I fast forwarded to the Hillary reveal and TJ literally jumped when the first "pokemon go to the poles!" Dropped lmao

Kyber

Hello there. You alright there, Hellothere?

HelloThere

Paul: In my day, videyah games was haaaaaard.... lmao why do people have to be such gate keeping twats about everything?! They're fucking video games... I love the Souls games because I enjoy their world and environments, leveling up and collecting weapons/gear. Not because I'm obsessed with difficulty and the 'git gud' mentality of their toxic community. And you know what? Any other game I've played that allows me to select a difficulty, I ALWAYS choose the easiest. Because I don't give a shit. I just do and play whatever makes me happy, and don't care about anyone else's opinion. So go play tetris or some overly-difficult archaic shit while I enjoy the sweet, sweet eye candy that is FFVII Rebirth on easy difficulty.

Ace XINFAMY

I’m in the watuh in Cedar Rapids

Mugetsu

I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids

Devourlord Asmodeus

I wish I remembered the context of both those but I forgot and don't feel like digging through 6 hours to find it, if anybody had timecodes I do wanna see if the positions seem contradictory or not.

Annie Shelton

I would've thrown a Ricola at her.

Mason petrozak

glad paul read the room after last gauntlet, u did great with this one paul the manson fake out is an all time DFF moment

Geniusego

Paul is all over the place. He says that he doesn't want his freedom or liberties impacted to protect kids, and says it's not his job to be family-friendly, but then he wants this. I think the real reason he wants this policy is because he's salty about people he bans making new accounts and coming back into his streams, and that's the only reason.

pinkdog1992 .

Videogames good internet bad. Social media is what comic books were to boomers and what voilent videogamed were to gen x

Vendrick

I'm confused about your takes on wanting to censor the internet to "protect the kids". You were criticizing Hillary for her bs censorship pearl clutching but that same video you were talking about how we need mass censorship to our internet to protect kids.... yet I'm the same section you were saying how most kids played these bloody games and watched bloody and action movies and were fine. Then Paul's comment about Nintendo being the care bare section or whatever. There's a bipartisan push now called KOSA which would change the internet as we know it and it sounds like that's what Paul wants but he's always pushed against this kind of crap. He literally did in this same episode

Ben T Dick

Do the poop gauntlet next

Electro-Pirate

Some of the funniest analogies ever

Ryan Reed

The vibes in this gauntlet were so fun. I’m glad that Paul is feeling and doing better, you can definitely see a difference in his demeanor and performance on the show.

Juggalo_V

Mystery gauntlet is a better concept, would honestly prefer that because then you have creative freedom to "derail" the show. It could go back to a multiple topic show.

ounocat

I was really hoping this would be 6 hours of Paul fucking with TJ and Scotty. Please make that a gauntlet for real. An actual real mystery gauntlet is such a cool concept and I am mad I got baited and switched into a Hillary gauntlet.

Gilly

Youtube always takes the gauntlets down so we have to suffer with the awful Patreorn player

Gary Czernick

Vegan pizza can be good if done right. The Venice style though, too hell with that vegan cheese. Poison.

Wanderlust Gamer

Damn, it's another one exclusively in the Patreon video player. Looks like I'll have to download the audio version when I'm without internet service today.

Nicholas Montano

Never gonna see TJ again after he tries a knish.

Cockatoo in Sunglasses

1:46:00 TJ and Paul's fetish.

Kyber

I was seriously eating leftover cheese manicotti while listening to you three talk about Hillary Clinton's cheeks. It wasn't a good idea, but I stomached it all.

Kyber

Why? There's truth that Nintendo is trying to make their games more family friendly and easier to play, but that doesn't mean they're bad games. The Legend of Zelda was never a hard game, but being stuck on what to do next was the only thing that made it challenging. I could even beat Ocarina of Time with three hearts only.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Drew I think you might just be looking at the store page. This post you're commenting on is the video for patrons that all paid patrons have access to.

Delayed

Well that's fucking ableist wtf colby

Micah Watts

Loved the mystery gauntlet. Can't wait for next one. Also can't wait for Rudy to kick the bucket so we can have a 24 hour Ghouliani gauntlet.

Austin Burgess

Four hours in and still waiting for a Paul to flip the script

EC

Anyone need a life insurance or mortgage protection situation?

Kyber

Some, yes, but not all. You aren't playing the right games if you think everything modern is hand holding. Ever play the Resident Evil remakes for example? How about Doom Eternal? Hitman WoA? Metro Exodus? I could go on but it seems that people here can't understand replies that are more than 3 sentences long.

freelocibin

damn TJ was totally glizzed out on that high middle age ergot bread witch doctor funk. Didn't expect that shit like its the spanish Inquisition.

Justin Milette

As a French-Canadian, I thoroughly enjoy both Jacques le French and Pierre le Cocq characters. I want Scotty to create a French character like … Henri le Phoque (pron. « Fuck »Yes. Seal in french is Phoque and it’s the same pronunciation as fuck)

Drew Hanak

There’s a price on all the gauntlets for me even though I am a $7 patron, is there a glitch?

Comofreak01

chillin in cedar rabbits

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

All gauntlets are uploaded to Patreon after the livestream ends

U wot m8

Cordyceps-Jay will kill again

freelocibin

naaaah bro, modern AAA games are nothing compared to old school games. They hold you by the hand literally all the time, everything you need to do is spelled out to you. I remember getting stuck on Jedi Knight 2 for like a fucking week back when I was a kid, because I was too stupid to find the way to proceed in one level. Ever played Gothic 1? Compare that to Skyrim.

Nicholas Renn

Amy Schumer gauntlet?

Cheeky Goblin

I’m happy for Paul. I hope things go well for him

Emerius Jones

Scotty talking about pagliachi pizza then thinking someone is calling his pizza toppings a clown pizza is hilarious.

Nostalgia Trip

somehow i avoided spoilers after work when the stream was still live. the frame i joined on was misleading. i skipped to the beginning and thank god i had a blank impression for Paul's bits

Lance

You guys really didn't want to watch 6 straight hours of hilary lol

Kyber

You're too stupid to read a few sentences? I agree with Paul partially, but I've noticed that as we get older, games naturally get easier because...well...we're grown ass adults. Is this short enough for you, or is cope the only word you understand? Don't give likes to your own reply, by the way.

NotAProSkater

Where is the YouTube link?

Sideris

Paul, veggie pizzas are cool but that pizza hut pizza has to contain at least five times the daily recommended dose of sodium

NotAProSkater

Im not reading all that cope

Kyber

Paul, I think we all just got better at video games so everything seems easy with some Nintendo exclusive games. I'm Ultra Instinct now compared to when I was 9 or so. What made the older games hard was that we didn't get much for tutorials or autosaves for that matter. To be fair, sometimes those old games do make me slip up on occasion. You want a challenge? Play Smash Ultimate on the hardest difficulty.

All Time

Honestly, what a standout character!

Lord Flaynus the flayed anus

Sexy show, guys

Trevor Lahey

It's the face of abject despair

nitro_hedgehog

Love the show but this video player is fucking awful. It keeps pausing randomly and won't play until I reboot the app.

Colby Parker

Pfp*

Colby Parker

Of course it’s the dude with the Down Syndrome pop saying this.

Tech Noir

If only we knew what happened in Cedar Rapids.

Wilhelm Frosch

We're just 🌶️ng in 🪵 🌊

Banjo

What I was able to watch was great. But this Patreon player just won't let me watch past a certain point. 🤷‍♂️

Themberchaud

Commenting here to push spoilers out da way

Jackson Hipp

Loved the 5 hour bantersode! The 1 hour Hillary Clinton gauntlet was good too.

Joshua Gaines

Fuck this. xD Next gauntlet needs to be piss meets pests and vermin. For 6 hours. Just for Paul. Throw in some boogers and literal shit stories.

Jeremy St.onge

From now on when anyone asks me what I'm up to my response shall be " I'm just chillin in Cedar Rapids".

Wingit98

Wouldn't it be wild if TJ actually killed his whole household during a live stream and came back and played it like a bit

SansPunBook

The Sufferings of TJ Kirk was the previous one

J_Dog7986

Sister act 3 will be more moldy than TJ's bread

Luka Hays

We’re just Hilling…

Richard Armstrong

For those who think this gauntlet was too little too late I'll just say one thing "What difference does it make at this point"?

Trevor Lahey

I'm more pissed off about what Paul said about Zelda than anything having to do with Hillary Clinton ffs

Daniel Sokoloff

And I've been had. Time to shut the fuck up and watch. Fuck you, Paul, you greasy bastard.

Daniel Sokoloff

Really? This is just a Manson thing? Let's go! Despite the allegations, he remains a hero of mine.

M

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coffee brained

I'm just chillin.... In cedar rapids...

JRaquel Moreno

This feels like an awful time to live in cedar rapids 😵‍💫 its fucken cold over here lmao

Nancy Pulussy

I love Paul so much. We need to appreciate how fucking funny he is.

Duke Snugglez

Favorite part was at 1:31 where Paul starts coughing and choking, felt that he deserved that for replaying I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids over and over.

Home of da BONE

30 minutes in is TJ's first experience with a VTuber.

Tyler higgins

Got me crying laughing at work with this torture. Love you guys

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

I'm just chilling in Cedar rapids

Gilly

I was so relieved when they revealed it wasn't going to be a Manson gauntlet. That would have been so boring to me lol

Sinna Burns

Thin Crust Buffalo Sauce (no marinara) Extra Cheese Jalapenos Banana Peppers Mushrooms Black Olives

spaceSuicide

We're just chillin in Cedar Rapids

Jacob Shermetaro

Best one yet I felt tortured

spaceSuicide

"Pokemon Go To The Polls" is one of the most dated, flash in the pan phrases you could have used. No wonder Hillary said it, matches most of the other stuff about her.

Kasper Nilsson

Pierre Le'cock is the breakout character

Weightlifting Socialist

The Paul AI program got us again guys! Gee whiz fuck me like a coonbat

Tyra

That was absolutely torturous, thanks Paul.

Joe Smerdon

That and when they do gauntlets half the shit is probably going to get copyright strikes

Knight of the rueful figure

Paul you deliciously evil bastard

Ignar Husky

They private it cause some ppl will pirate it and it's to minimalize that. It's kinda annoying, but it's understandable. I like it on Youtube for timestamping and easier navigating around it but I can live with it.

StoneButt

i kinda want the manson gauntlet or at least the sufferings of tj kirk gauntlet.

FoxenXI

When I first opened this on YouTube earlier the first thing I saw was a jump scare of you know who, which immediately spoiled the mystery for me when I rewinded it back to the start. But hey, nice punkin' on TJ that shit was great!