ABANDON HOPE SUGGESTIONS THREAD
🕑 Added 2024-03-17 20:49:40 +0000 UTCHey, I was going to do an Abandon Hope today, but I wanted to give you guys some time to throw in suggestions. So I'm going to do it tomorrow instead. So, this is your thread to submit your suggestions. Be sure to label them when you post them below. Thanks guys. See you tomorrow.
-TJ
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Andrew J Winzer
A chat GPT speech about how you love the patrons and how the merch teir patrons are like a pantheon of gods
Andrew J Winzer
https://beautifullifebypaula.com/non-woke-cosmetic-companies/ 10 "non-woke" products worth switching to. At least one of these got covered when you guys did thr PragerU gauntlet but the rest were new to me
Austin Snyder
My things never get picked so, I pick my nose.
Nipples Peelov
Original Red Power Ranger launching clothing line featuring Hitler quotes https://kotaku.com/power-rangers-red-ranger-austin-st-john-hitler-shirts-1851331887
Russian Jackal
Trump can’t pay up. https://youtu.be/Wzb9z71W3Lw?feature=shared
AARON
Talk about how smart your fans are
Master Krepta
This woman spoke at my school board meeting, saying a book that talks about climate change and mentiones the existance of trans people should be banned becuase she was sexually assulted by her father https://www.youtube.com/live/FMk2XiFwMH0?si=Bhskpj1lT1wa_QtP&t=3660
MajinCookies
Dude kills his wife https://youtube.com/shorts/LtvC01LmcEg?si=Yr1b0xUWLyUNu7Ht
Juggalo_V
Jonathan Greenblatt is rushing the government to ban TikTok https://jewishcurrents.org/adl-staffers-dissented-after-ceo-compared-palestinian-rights-groups-to-right-wing-extremists-leaked-audio-reveals
Elan
Popular alpha male cringelord debates a feminist. I know it's a long video but any few minutes you pick from it will have plenty of entertaining stupidity to marvel at. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEFk9PXyOhQ
Ryan Burgess
CEO of a major Australian supermarket accused of price gouging resigns after a TERRIBLE interview. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/woolworths-group-ceo-brad-banducci-steps-down-following-interview-storm-out/3AYQDK7IYZANTIDKVYJRL2KLYI/#:~:text=Banducci%20will%20resign%20in%20September,Bardwell%20to%20take%20the%20role.
Zeaxe
check out this fucking channel https://www.youtube.com/@true_explores
Marcus Solbes-Moran
This is a video entitled "This video alone will make you quite porn" by the YouTuber Teaching Mens Fashion. He is a big "alpha male" channel and probably has a lot of content that could be reacted to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zej6OxWhSKM
Evan Rice
You had to have seen this AI Hitchens on The Amazing Athiest video by now but just in case: https://youtu.be/nAdq-XXAzuM?si=zc2alQdllmzpyI7R
Ryan Probst
Take a look at JBP legitimately losing his mind in song form + showing off his dirty room? https://youtu.be/iQTDEnfW4ng?si=F3FyCVRcM0j876l8
Juggalo_V
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/03/14/angela-chao-tesla-accident/72969299007/#:~:text=Chao%20is%20believed%20to%20have,always%20been%20an%20unfortunate%20accident.
John McFadden
https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/joegarofoli/article/kamala-harris-cannabis-19033979.php
Forbidden Fruit Basket
Riiiight TJ, giving us more time. Thank you for being so considerate!
Poop Poop
Pooooooop
Tech Noir
I get what you mean, but I would guess that standards are completely subjective from person to person. I would say it applies to those assholes too.
██████
Big butt clash. Play it on mute https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=QjQhqBZV070&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fclient%3Dms-android-hmd-rvo3%26sca_esv%3D2608eba17faff7bb%26q%3Dbutt%2Bclash%26tbm%3Dvid%26source%3Dlnms%26prmd%3Divsnmbtz&source_ve_path=MzY4NDIsMjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo
Juggalo_V
Old man throws Molotov, then gets kicked by strangers after detained https://youtube.com/shorts/p_sBar5rhwc?si=rH-8Of-hM5wa_JFi
Designtechdk
From astronomical standards to very high standards?
bradleypennyfarthing
How about cover some bad liberal memes? Look no further than r/politicalhumor. There’s tons on there. Their most popular posts of late are attacking those who refuse to vote for Biden.
Tech Noir
Incels dicuss lowering their standards. https://youtu.be/7lT0ZcH_MJc?si=C0oSfNrYho_wKsVV
Pat
Sadly - and he’s gotten waaaaayyyy worse!
Ashley
OMFG, you’re telling me that bald dork is still a thing?! 😭😭😂
Ashley
The Walten Files 😁😁 https://youtu.be/uShQXE1Dla8?si=-ZP04CKtn3vOLbnN
Matt Matt
I saw an article somewhere about rats getting into the evidence room at the new Orleans Police station and eating some weed. Might be a good quick mention. Pretty sure the picture in the article was AI generated though...
Pat
Devon Tracey goes on a racist's podcast to say we need to remove black people (it’s the second video on this page): https://angrywhitemen.org/2024/01/10/elijah-schaffer-tells-racist-commentator-that-my-desire-for-safety-is-to-remove-black-people/
smeck
https://youtu.be/VfVn9vE1HBQ?si=to9SJ265sJljq8zR Most recent video from Bernie Sanders