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Roseanne, Tate, Schneider Gauntlet

🕑 Added 2024-01-31 09:05:49 +0000 UTC

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Cole

3:26:50 "the gene seed" anyone else think Paul had Warhammer 40k on the brain?

Nick Williams

If TJ told Paul to shut the fuck up at the top of his lungs I would fully condone it. Not only that, I would encourage it. Dude's funny but I mean when you're just meandering through a show by just fucking with the host as a host the entire time, the bit tends to run a bit stale. Paul still made me laugh a lot in this one though.

Justin Davis

Entirely unravels at 2 and a half hours in and I love it

Thetastyscott

And now I want a baconator

Ferdia

Virtually unwatcheable again because of the damn Patreon video player :(

Sam Davis

Paul and scotty were funny as fuck, wdym?

TurtleDrone

I hate Tate, I hate him so fucking much, he is a cancer that has ruined many generations of men and boys. (Great show though my kings, I plea for more of thine delectable offerings.)

Michael Sewell

Sorry i know this is late, But i fucking loved this ep. You guys actually killed me and i am officially dead.

gotsniff

I absolutely love Love Paul's impressions. They tickle me pink. Thanks for the laughs.

Dryden Bowley

Did he steal, "I blinked and I cured my brain," from 2011 Charlie Sheen?

Devourlord Asmodeus

But now you guys should play Fuck, Marry, Kill with these 3

Gabriel Sanchez

"-And there's a smattering of berries"- Tj xDDD

Jackson Hipp

Bc he funny

Matt Johnson

I agree

Matt Johnson

How?

Matt Johnson

I feel ripped off 5 hours of unfunny bullshit from scotty and Paul and maybe one hour of tj being funny making fun of vids, Paul and Scott are becoming dead weight

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Also you can download the audio

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Paul and Scotty saved this from being boring.

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Possibly the best bantersode yet

Save That Bear

Edgelords don't deserve any form of wellness nor community. It's only fair, and balanced.

Blake Meads

This is the most entitled pissbaby shit I’ve ever read in this community. Take a chill pill, homie.

Ben Livingston

O lock room ll

pinkdog1992 .

Thank you sir, vishnu bless

ShoreMcLoving

Paul got real insecure about that age gap convo

ShoreMcLoving

Paul got really insecure when the age gap convo came up.

Dylan Brown

Then why do they upload everything else on YouTube?

106

This was my favorite gauntlet so far.

plump helmet

Why even bother naming this the "Roseanne, Tate, Schneider Gauntlet?" You barely watched any videos. It was more of a really long bantersode.

Thomas DeRosa

India gauntlet would actually be amazing.

They Call Me Gnome

No, they must follow a specific set of requests from the fans. Requests that of they all followed to a T would be an absolute disaster since they don’t realize everyone’s constantly recommending bad shit, or shit that goes directly against what others have suggested mind you, but they still need to follow it!

Big Ordeal

People complaining about this gauntlet are awful. The guys can be just as entertaining, if not more so, without killing themselves. I honestly preferred the mood not being absolutely miserable this time.

Jackson Hipp

Paul carried this one

Geniusego

It doesn't make a big difference to me but I wouldn't object to it being on YouTube. Personally, I will keep paying them even if I get the episodes for free. Only the best for the best podcast.

Isaiah Miller

Can anyone, maybe Paul himself, tell me the name of that french accordion music? I've tried to find it myself but I cannot.

nickdanger12345

It's annoying as fuck to not be able to download this. Get your shit together and get this back on YouTube. Patrons will still pay even if it's available elsewhere for free. Cheapskates will still cheapskate regardless. Also, the constant derailing is super frustrating. I don't speak for everyone, but personally I'm here to watch yall comment on shit, not listen to Paul or Scotty ramble endlessly.

Flourfecta

Spoiler: Paul doesn't actually exist. This whole time he was a character done by Jacques le French.

U wot m8

This truly was a Vamp gauntlet

They Call Me Gnome

It’s because people would take the YouTube link, and put them places for people who aren’t paying to watch the live show. They can’t do it on patreon, so they keep them on patreon now. It’s the fans fault for it

Jackson Hipp

Paul is a better TJ than TJ

Rants n rambles

Unban me tommy

Luka Hays

Maybe it's some copyright shit? I dunno. But yeah, it's annoying that it's stuck on patreon.

Chris Walker

Most of this Gauntlet wasn't great. The trolling wasn't really funny at all and I felt bad for TJ. But Paul made it worth it when he was replaced by Jacque Le Cock. He has potential

Silver

It's okay to criticize someone you like dude. You don't have to simp.

Codisha

Good. Stfu

Dylan Brown

Why can’t this be uploaded to YouTube? I like to use Aiplay to watch it on my TV. Can’t do shit with Patreorn.

pinkdog1992 .

indian gauntlet and jorden peterson 2 please

Silver

They removed my previous comment criticizing the episode.

GraveSource

Excellent gauntlet gents. Love how it got a little off the rails at times. Just seemed like everyone was having some fun amidst the schlock. Instant classic.

Kyle S

This has to be my favorite episode you guys have done recently. Hilarious 😂

Master Krepta

I enjoyed this Bantersode gauntlet

DylanChalupa

Imagine being so depraved that you are disappointed there was too much hilarious banter and a new Paul character rather than more Roseanne, Andrew Tate and Rob Schneider

Chandler

Jacque had me dying, please grace us with more of his magnificent baguette

Michael Shryock

Felt like a TJ v Paul v Scotty gauntlet

Connor Simonton

The method acting gauntlet

Blayze

The water in their heads actually took me out I'm a bad person I'm so sorry

WC

Jacque L'French saved this gauntlet. That well-timed accordion music was hilarious.

Garrett Bay

4:04:00 truly brilliant trolling right there Paul 👏

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Terrible take!

Nicolas Heredia

Oh shit, I'm buying it right now

Andrew Yoo

Jacque L'French! :D

Simon

It's an old profile pic I put on years ago when the album came out cause I really fucked with it and I forget it's still my profile pic sometimes hahaha

Simon

Oooooh Fuck i forgot i still have this profile pic, hahaha yes. It's a great album

Roman Madatyan

I Miss poop poop

AlterEgoIII

They thunder gunned it

Sergio Vera

Probably one of the worst gautlets in my opinion

Brendan Pedersen

yeah, sad for you that you missed so much of the best gauntlet

Brendan Pedersen

Your display pic is the album cover for Paraffin by Armand Hammer

nonono

INSERT CRITIQUE AND PERSONAL THOUGHTS ON THE GAUNTLET HERE

Moist Calzone

Paul's rendition of Space Oddity stole the gauntlet.

Gramsci

Pauls impressions were the best part of the show

Phoebe Ophie

Based on fucking what lol

Grickle Grass

Yeah and he was poor as a kid. Dudes got some perseverance

Grickle Grass

Yeah Paul hangs dong and scotty does dirt bike trick

Valerina

stay mad brokie

JK

socialist redstate

Hey Tommy Jimmy

Connor Madison

Scotty shit his britches before we got GTA 6

Michael Sims

I like how the comments started off with people hating it and le epic ratioing people who didn't. The new comments are now the opposite.

Michael Sims

No it's an app glitch

Pranab

I feel bad for TJ cause he did seem annoyed when everyone was rating Rosanne but damn that was hilarious!

Connor Simonton

CheeJay

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I will forage for fish and berries!

Mickey Gubitosi

The West Memphis Three are guilty btw

Adam Schneider

William Steadman

I am fully convinced that Roseanne is just playing a part and is the best grifter/troll to exist

Nicolas Heredia

Is the 7 dollar paid one different?

Aldo Hernandez

Id love to listen to paul forrest gump himself through hollywood history for 6 hours lmao

freelocibin

what the fuck is even going on in this one? xD

Simon

Was dat??

Brendan Pedersen

This is my favourite gauntlet

Brendan Pedersen

Yo, paraffin is so great

ounocat

Man, poor Tommy got trolled hard this episode.

Emerius Jones

I like the fact that Glenn beck owns the Vader helmet, is that weird?

Nancy Pulussy

Lmao I love you guys

Jack

Legit nothing makes me laugh harder than Paul reacting to Andrew Tate

Anthony Avon Art

How is Paul able to carry this Gauntlet with his bad back? What a legend, what an entertainer. We got like 30 minutes of the actual topic but the rest was comedy gold.

ounocat

I love how Paul's impression of Stevie is the same as The Living Man.

Jersey Silva

Tommy

Nostalgia Trip

true story: my french teacher (a french man) had a hog so undeniably huge that no pants he wore could contain the outline.

Passionate Lobster

I managed to fall asleep in the last 10 minutes and ended up watching it a second time.

Bryant Field

Next Gauntlet should be TJ forced to play dark souls for 6 hours

Justin Davis

Scam situation

Nostalgia Trip

dude... the pitting of swifties vs MAGA is a nightmare. my mom is the former, my dad is the latter. my mom thankfully alongside myself isnt a fan of trump, but we will see how this marriage goes if this " theory" comes true.

Mr. Garak

That deaf , dumb and blind kid ... Sure plays a mean pinball.

Devin Ackerman

That’s interesting

Todd Danner

The calculus utilized by Cheejay in his bid to turn the tables on Ball and Kaiser was frustratingly beautiful to watch. This was legitimately the sufferings of TJ Kirk. Sorry TJ, it was entertaining.

Parker

@1:10:00 Scotty says what we were all thinking lol. Rosanne lets the dog out of the burning house and he's like "Ok good that was really the only thing I was worried about" 😂

john barton

I've rewatched it, changed my opinion, I ended up enjoying the chaos of it

Zeaxe

Thomas "tombi" James Kirk

Devin Ackerman

This was an excellent gauntlet gentlemen. You’ve shown me such sights. Scotty shit himself, TJ made some awful characters. Paul’s pp was good

The Leftist Jester

Yeah I was Crafty on the Roswell FM movie and met Bob from That 70's Show. The dude is a fellow Degenerate. I was visiting my mom and sister in the administrative trailer where they worked. He came in there and spotted my mom and sister and said, "What are you guys looking at? Porn?" BTW... this shit Roswell FM, needs to be added to my IMDB, as well as for my sister.

Simon

This Gauntlet was definitely entirely off the rails sometimes but I don't care sometimes mfs need a break plus I like when you guys get creative hahaha. I like when you guys come up with new characters. This has helped my clinically depressed ass have a chill laugh for once

Simon

Bring back Jacques le French, and Some Guy best characters in a long time!

GC1931

Tommy Kirk

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Paul you got to do more TJ impersonations.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Bon Appetit Sous-merde!!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

But what about ze real star with ze world’s biggest baguette!

Michael Sims

They always upload the gauntlet VODs on Patreon's player

Arthur Wilber

Paul and Scotty trolling Tj with a sample sized version of democracy is beautiful

Malachi Lindahl

scotty is really god damn funny

Mada Wright

All of the distractions was gold We need more episodes like this where you talk to each other like this

Nancy Pulussy

I think I would rather eat out Trump's nunt than watch this again.

Christian McDougall

I think Tate is the worst, just by the sheer number of clones he produces.

Emerius Jones

Basically randomness?.. are you saying Lucian hobbadok aka Corpse midget is behind the Houthi scourge?

Wingit98

Paul in this episode was amazing The other two were riding his coat-tails the whole time

Kyle Corvus

Most likely got taken down for copywrite

Atticus Omundson

Everyone shitting on this Gauntlet are just TJ's alts. He's trying to dissuade you from the Ten Hour Gergi Gauntlet we all know is coming.

Jeffrey Searcy

What is the point of these if they aren’t going to stay on topic? It’s just another regular show at that point.

Corbin Tadlock

I mean, trolling is always entertaining to the troll and I get that. But spectating trolling is only funny when the trolling itself is clever or the victim blows a gasket in an entertaining way. Normally, I'm all for trolling TJ, but man did it last way too long resulting in a lot of the hosts walking away and sitting in either silence or engaged in directless vamping.

Corbin Tadlock

No I watched it. Granted, I was only halfway through at the point I made the comment and they moved on, but they had only played two or three videos, barely said anything about it and spent the majority of time being obtuse. If TJ was in on it, then I'm disappointed because him being in on it amounted to what it did to me. Silently sitting there as our patience wore thinner and thinner. Idk what you call culture, but I wouldn't call a couple guys being annoying for 3 hours cultured. Also, I couldn't possibly care less how the chat was reacting lol

My name is Jerry

I love you guys so much

Grickle Grass

Nerd.! Your the kid. That tells the substutite teacher. We have to do math at 11am. Be cooler

Grickle Grass

He's gonna need months on the space station to recover

Grickle Grass

Maybe we could like take notes and have an exam after.

Grickle Grass

You have no culture. What you call anoyying. Is top tier trolling. Tj was in on it. And it lasted a hour. Chat exploded . Do you just listion too audio or something?

Emerius Jones

Great gauntlet.

Roman Douchington

im a simp so i loved it. great gauntlet!

Emerius Jones

Don't listen to these pussies. The banterlet was good.

Jeffrey Searcy

Yeah I think these definitely need to be more organized, none of you really seemed interested at all in the topic and it just devolved into a bantersode.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Best gauntlet ever!

Jersey Silva

Worst gauntlet ever

Captain Tunnel

The pilot episode of the Eternal Sufferings was pretty good.

spaceSuicide

Maybe next year!

jose nieves

Nevermind just a glitch on mobile

jose nieves

It's saying I have to pay $7 to watch I don't mind but I'm sure I'm a patron already I'll check on my PC tomorrow if I'm able to. Unless I'm meant to pay for the gauntlet then I don't mind.

I raped Jesus in his tomb

I prefer the YouTube versions, Patreon does not have a very good player

Jack D

You’re welcome 😉

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Wow, all 10s!!! Thank you for the perfect score!

Jack D

Kayfabe can be funny in small amounts, but this gauntlet suffered from a fatal overdose! It was genuinely painful after an hour. AWFULNESS 10 UNFUNNYNESS 10 STUPIDITY 10

Corbin Tadlock

Wow this one was incredibly boring. I get trolling TJ can be funny, but only if it's done in a funny way or TJ is participating. Just being annoying to be annoying for six straight hours isn't funny or entertaining. It's just annoying.

Mecha

They got so goddamn bored during this gauntlet

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Genius is not understood in its lifetime.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Ian has hated me for years and is a bitter failure of a human being. He's one of the people who when AI replaces his derivative art will have nothing besides hating a podcaster who towers above him.

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

removing this from YouTube is a very Tommy thing to do

Jimbo

Talking about farts… I work a job where I have to wear a multi-gas detector and it detects methane…which we release in farts. So anytime someone farts our gas detectors loudly beep and flash red. Literally can’t hide our farts. 😆

spaceSuicide

Most of the episode was making characters up and speaking in voices.

J_Dog7986

I feel like they realized they didn't have enough content for this so they starting kayfabing to fill time (I never had a problem with how they approached gauntlets in the past but this was to much)

spaceSuicide

I get TJ trolling is a meme for a laugh but for it to last more than a brief moment it got stale. Lots of asides in this episode more than others they've done. I was looking forward to this as a Vs Hasbeen/Awful Comedian Gauntlet for a throwback to those old tourneys.

Austin Graham

I skipped so much of this gauntlet. Sad

M

scam

Reece Moffat

This was the scooter and the hog gauntlet

Curtis Howard

That was the best stream. TJ was so defeated.

Baron of Patron

Did something happen to the YouTube stream?

Grickle Grass

I was going to cancel in the 7 day trial. But I can't bring myself to take money from little Tommy and his big brothers. Keep it up Boys

Joe Smerdon

Yeah, I think if they focused on one topic like the classic gauntlets it would've been better but having 3 separate topics and votes in between just made it feel kind of schizophrenic.

Grickle Grass

Lol you guys want a 6hr, focused videos on Andrew taint and other deporables... The boys fighting is why I'm here . Trolling tj is peak culture. I was smiling and satisfied 😌

Grickle Grass

Nu uh . Scotty is great.

Hulkster x

Best fucking gauntlet to date!

Joe Smerdon

If you don't pay for the patreon you can buy it seperately now.

Ian Westart on IG

scottys kfabes arent even funny at this point. hes essentially the kid on the block who says "nuh uh, your hit didnt work on me because i have infinity health"

Cameron

Paul’s impersonation of TJ killed me 😂😂

Torkel Svenson Hagström

That the "Gauntlet" is mostly the same shit that every Onion Nuggetz is nowadays.

Zyron Gonzales

And the problem is?

Zyron Gonzales

I was gonna say fucking TJ but you're right.

Gilly

Fucking Youtube, dammit

Save That Bear

I like satire, and this gauntlet was a most enjoyable one. Hopefully the religious right will not get it, and Jim Jones themselves into mass oblivion, right after this year's Super Bowl starring Taylor Swift.