Biden vs Trump
🕑 Added 2024-05-24 00:44:46 +0000 UTCWho would win in a fight?
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Skeptical Jesus
Biden would start strong, with memories of his glory days of fighting gangsters at the pool, but at some point he would trip on his own legs and fall down and never get up
reese jones
biden with a length of chain
Lynx
Paul nuked it
DiDemi Anne Lackey
In an actual fist fight, I wanna say Biden would win, but I think Trump would just declare himself the winner either way
Justin Davis
Give Biden a chain with some rusty nails like back in Scranton and he'd abuse the nunt
Zyron Gonzales
I'm out of the loop on everything what's going on with saltrakis?
Revenant
Biden can't even keep his balance.
Skitz0kiwi
Both hearts explode from the shit ton of uppers pumping through them.
Josh
Nah Biden is hopped up on all the best drugs. Trump probably is just doing some cut version of drugs.
Andrew J Winzer
Biden would take Trump out behind the pool shed(NOT to do gay stuff(of course to do gay stuff))
Ben Livingston
If binden lands the first punch, Biden wins, if Trump dodges said punch, Biden dies from falling down
Ian Mcck
Scotty sleeps both
Paul Sitter
Trump is a coward and would turtle instantly.
Taylor De Grace
Scotty
Alexander Chambers
Trump has more mass behind the punch, plus he would fight dirty
John McFadden
Whomever wins, ...we lose.
Connor Madison
Depends what kind of fight. Fisticuffs, Biden. An eating contest, definitely Trump.
Over stuffed
I feel like who ever throws the first punch would win and i feel like Biden would not hesitate.
CampCounselerSteve
Biden would Corn Pop the shit out of Trump.