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Biden vs Trump

🕑 Added 2024-05-24 00:44:46 +0000 UTC

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Skeptical Jesus

Biden would start strong, with memories of his glory days of fighting gangsters at the pool, but at some point he would trip on his own legs and fall down and never get up

reese jones

biden with a length of chain

Lynx

Paul nuked it

DiDemi Anne Lackey

In an actual fist fight, I wanna say Biden would win, but I think Trump would just declare himself the winner either way

Justin Davis

Give Biden a chain with some rusty nails like back in Scranton and he'd abuse the nunt

Zyron Gonzales

I'm out of the loop on everything what's going on with saltrakis?

Revenant

Biden can't even keep his balance.

Skitz0kiwi

Both hearts explode from the shit ton of uppers pumping through them.

Josh

Nah Biden is hopped up on all the best drugs. Trump probably is just doing some cut version of drugs.

Andrew J Winzer

Biden would take Trump out behind the pool shed(NOT to do gay stuff(of course to do gay stuff))

Ben Livingston

If binden lands the first punch, Biden wins, if Trump dodges said punch, Biden dies from falling down

Ian Mcck

Scotty sleeps both

Paul Sitter

Trump is a coward and would turtle instantly.

Taylor De Grace

Scotty

Alexander Chambers

Trump has more mass behind the punch, plus he would fight dirty

John McFadden

Whomever wins, ...we lose.

Connor Madison

Depends what kind of fight. Fisticuffs, Biden. An eating contest, definitely Trump.

Over stuffed

I feel like who ever throws the first punch would win and i feel like Biden would not hesitate.

CampCounselerSteve

Biden would Corn Pop the shit out of Trump.


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