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CHOOSE THE NEXT GAUNTLET!

🕑 Added 2024-06-04 18:09:39 +0000 UTC

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Jamison Tartt

Are we ever going to see an Onision gauntlet ?

Eric Stuart

jesse lee peterson! (might be too hard)

Blake Meads

Man, that doesn’t even scratch the surface of bad conservative comedy. I spent an hour watching clips of the shit tier conservative comedians that nobody has ever heard of, and those people make Jim Breuer look like Sam fucking Kinison.

Blake Meads

I see what you did there

Butt turd saw sidge

It was one or two Onion Nuggets ago. I think the first one they did this week. Paul and Scotty kept fucking with him about high cheekbones

Zebedee Hadden

When did tj attack his camera?

Zebedee Hadden

Whoa honestly based

Zebedee Hadden

Fr we need the manatee

edgelordweeb

SARGON SARGON SARGON

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Lame we need the Jones one come-on guys

Mostly White

God dammit, why is the TJ gauntlet winning? Lame.

Designtechdk

Probably slap his camera again.

Devourlord Asmodeus

Bruh, is a joke

Hatemonger

Or you could, you know, just google that shit yourself...

Christian McDougall

If it's a TJ gauntlet, it needs to be 8 hours

Matti Czuba

You bunch of stupid TJickafans.

disko

Ernest Gauntlet

Chloe413

please don't throw these ideas away forever please revive hopes for the manatee gauntlet

Colten Drennen

I voted for the TJ Kirk gauntlet but I really hope it’s a gauntlet about the eldest TJ and will be all about TJ’s dad’s scams and stories.

Blake Meads

6 hours of Paul and Scotty roasting TJ? Take my money now. How will TJ’s ego be able to endure such an onslaught?

Farfanugan

Scotty, I love ya. But, I wanna watch you suffer BOI! goddamn tajicophants

Xena

Always make the first option in a poll 'I didn't read the title' because a lot of people just spam the first option.

Butt turd saw sidge

Please do the scotty torture tate gauntlet. Although I kind of want to see TJ rage and attack his camera like an autist again.

Ryan Hutton

It doesn't look like it will win but eventually the Alex Jones Gauntlet needs to happen. It will be the most entertaining 6 hours.

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

TJ gautlet but, he wears a suit and you do at least an full hour of the bit "why is TJ in a suit, is he running for mayor? of Knox county?" yeah....

Devourlord Asmodeus

Please, Please let the big booty gauntlet win

Marc McGlasson

The TJ gauntlet just because he finds all of his old stuff he made really cringey and he can't sit through it. In a gauntlet he'd be forced to watch it all, if he took off Scotty and Paul would pause it and the the whole thing would easily be the longest gauntlet. It'd last days until they could wrangle him back to sit through his teen vids he hates.

Pat

How many former SNL cast mates would it include? Rob Schneider, Jim Breuer, and Dennis Miller come directly to mind, but I’m sure there’s others…

Pat

As a fellow video editor (and as a member of the BDSM community with a serious case of VDS), I’d gladly edit this one for ya lol!

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

1 more second of Tate is an eternity of torture.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Please don't make me have to edit another 5 hour video... The first "What did Vaush say about Kink at Pride?" video literally killed my last PC, and it was only 1080p then. ;)

J_sal

TJ should use his supreme god powers to pick the big booty gauntlet

classiceber

I wanna pick all of them, some really juice subjects. Can't wait for whicheverone it will be!

Pat

You guys don't realize why The Kink and Fetish Gauntlet is the trojan horse gauntlet. If selected they will play Vaush clips (specifically the ones of him complaining about kink at Pride) and thus trigger Paul in a way we've never seen him - it will be hilarious!

CraftyAndy

sargon needs more fish and milkshake thrown at him. He hasn't been torn apart enough.

The Farter

It'll be entertaining though, and isn't that what matters most?

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Lloyd Llewellyn

Is this the first episode of the endless sufferings of TJ Kirk?

Tarantula Cake

Please no more Tate..ever again

5FingerDornPunch

The TJ Gauntlet because we all know its just going to be TJ getting trolled mercilessly for hours.

Gabriel

TJ! TJ! TJ all hail our Lord and Savior tv. I need to watch that most definitely my good sir.

Mrbg12

We should have another vote with the top 5 so more than 26% decide the gauntlet

DonnySlime

Lolololol, they should name the Amazing Atheist Gauntlet. Banana gate 2 electric boogaloo

Robert Sandee

All hail our segmented overlord!

Andrew Wesley Nichols

What a travesty that more people aren't voting for the absolute best option here, the Big Booty Gauntlet!!!

Vincent Chiu

Decisions decisions...

Nathan

Next poll can be guesses for how long TJ will leave the gauntlet.

Juggalo_V

I would love a voting bracket. Create anticipation leading up to the week before the gauntlet.

MIDNYT219

Initially I wanted a painful one like Sargon. But a gauntlet going over tjs cringey old videos would be great

spaceSuicide

Need that beautiful Banned From McDonald's video covered again.

Neon

we need Alex Jones

Todd Newton

If they do a TJ gauntlet, I’d like to see coverage of the Amazing Atheist Garage days.

emily nicole

There should be rank choice voting. Too many good ideas 😭

emily nicole

Poop Gauntlet

freelocibin

I feel like the Sargauntlet might be the worst/best one yet. His Britishness combined with the alt-right bullshit he spews might cause the brine pools to overflow with salt.

Kyle Funke

Please not another Tate gauntlet. Scotty should just have to watch a gauntlet worth of Tate with a VR headset strapped on. Alex Jones would be fun for all.

Ignar Husky

Scotty skimping on Tate is the biggest travesty of DFF.... HE MUST SUFFER!!!

Shrunken Presence

Pointless its just 99% tate gauntlet vs 99.9999% tate gauntlet, so im voting no confidence

Mondo_Bruh

A bad conservative comedy gauntlet would be fun

Emily Elizabeth

If we go with "Big Booty" can I be part of it?

emily nicole

Nostalgia Gauntlet! But that doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen so TJ gauntlet 🥵

Gilly

I really want an Alex Jones gauntlet. Come orn, guys

NyxChild

Who in their right minds choose Andrew Tate part 2? Torture Scotty, not us viewers!

Bigness

I feel like a redneck gauntlet would be fun. We could see unintelligible arguments for stupid positions AND wreckless abandon for ones own safety.

Duster

Mr. “I need to do more research before can give my opinion on climate change” deserves this.

Bunyip04

Too many tajicophants like myself will vote for the TJ gauntlet for any other to win

PaLeBlUeDoT

Tate 2.0 Let them suffer.

Mike GILF Asscrack Licker

We need a #GILFGauntlet. Fran Drescher is the best GILF, so she’ll win by a landslide.

Justin Heath

So many good ideas on this list!

ALICEofMALICE

Old garage videos of Tj is what a yearn for, more so than weed.

Eric Fouch

Scotty must suffer. Andrew Tate Gauntlet pt. 2 Skibble Boogaloo.

Logan Hazen

TJ gauntlet is gonna be fun but the redneck gauntlet would just be awesome

Stephanie Owens

Personally, I'd like to see it

Mercy

I miss the old segments back in the DP days where they watched old Amazing Atheist videos and made fun of them. I say it’s about time to take another look back at young TJ

Egzon

These are all great, think you have gauntlets for the rest of the year. Remove the sargon one, he sucks.

e brooke

i’m happy the tj gauntlet is winning. would love to see your reactions to his oldest videos, and his thoughts on how his opinions have changed over time. his long form videos where he just talks about his opinion on something are what drew me in.

Colin Thome

I want Paul and Scotty making fun of TJ for six hours straight!

Tay

It's the monkeys and typewriters thing with his predictions

elijah plummer

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

elijah plummer

Gave too many options, ya fat fucking faggots

Drew

Infomercial is the one I'd wanna see. That or the Booty Gauntlet

Valerina

Vote switching should be banned! I demand ranked choice voting!

lemmy

Yes! One more vote for torture

Andrew J Winzer

Gman gauntlet

Danielle Legaspi

Of course they're picking the one option that you can get anytime. The roasting of TJ.

Jon Horrorcide

I would love the Nostalgia Gauntlet

Watermelon

BIG BOOTIES

Nicholas

Sargon would be actual torture, that’s why it got my vote.

Matt Hunkee

Come on, do a Rick Wiles gauntlet one day! also SCOTTY NEEDS TO SUFFER 6 HOURS OF TATE

Parker

The "Shweat Index Gauntlet"

Roman Madatyan

So many beautiful choices but it was obvious which would win lol. I chose infomercials but TJ getting roasted for 5-6 hours was a close second. EDIT: Never mind, went with TJ gauntlet because of course.

lemmy

Since for gauntlets am a fan of seeing the gang miserable and losing their spirit throughout i thought sargon would be utterly tortuous hearing his dreary labourous bs for 6 hrs.. TJ one sounds too fun for a gauntlet lol

Parker

Redneck Gauntlet for the win. Keep the neck theme going from the last one lol

Hunter James Earl Wallace

none of these are the manatee gauntlet, rigged poll

Cameron

🙏 The TJ gauntlet please!!!or Scotty Tate episode would be fantastic other than having to watch more Tate 🤣🤮

Mdxfiend

Scotty has had the kirk gauntlet in his pocket for too long. Time for TJs reckoning

Japester

The TJauntlet, a roast through the ages

Revenant

Hey, I wanted the Kink and Fetish Gauntlet.

Pat

I'm not joking when I say I am an actual sadomasochist... I would get a thrill from both suffering through these monsters and watching the DFF boys suffer as they watched them lol.

YungKorg666

The Tjycophants strike again

Aldo Hernandez

The infomercial gauntlet could be fun if they make it like the Stupid Ads segment

Dank Sack

YE GAUNLET

ounocat

How could we not choose 6 hours of the best Pessimists, Scooter and the Hog destroying TJ Kirk!?

SuperDarthKelly

You really enjoy suffering

SuperDarthKelly

👃

SuperDarthKelly

I don't think even the boys commentary could get me through 6 hours of that annoying little shit

SuperDarthKelly

BIG BOOTY

RazorJam

Out of these? Probably the Alex Jones gauntlet. An Andy Dick gauntlet would be great too

Jamie Hind

BRETTTTTTT

Habeas J

As a certified redneck and ass enjoyer, I second this

Glob

Proposition: merge the big booty and redneck gauntlets together into 2 segments (3 hours each)

Jackson Hipp

One day we should do a gauntlet suggestion thread.

FTWapples

A popular/overrated video games gauntlet. Could be current or recent video games or video games from their childhood (Nes/SNES)

Markell

An Alex Jones gauntlet will be an awesome (awful?) mix of weirdly-accurate predictions, alcohol-soaked meltdowns, and violent supervillain ravings. That's my vote! I'd like a kink/fetish gauntlet, but YouTube prevents y'all from, well... going deep.

Knight of the rueful figure

Big booty gauntlet!

Eric Barnes

Plsssss!!!! VOTE FOR TATE!!. Scotty needs some alpha male wisdom so he don't keep getting beat by his Frying pan weilding wife

Lynx

Vauntlet

sean meldrum

Scams/Scammers gauntlet

Designtechdk

The Amazing Asshole

AlterEgoIII

Turn the frigging frogs gay gauntlet

Jordan Zucaro

Selection bias putting tj first, delete that choice and all the others except Alex Jones

Pengmaeda

I think a throwback to Sargon would be pretty funny.

EmperorGhidorah

If they do a big booty gauntlet, will it be inclusive and have big booty boys? I'm guessing it won't because none of the guys are into that. Most unfortunate.

Krista Vaillancourt

Imagine not picking the kink and fetish gauntlet. Could never be me.

Evan

There should be a runoff

Richard Armstrong

I hate democracy

Ian Mcck

TOT 2 Revenge of The Thing.. or Tj gaunt whatevaz

Roman Douchington

Redneck and Alex Jones would be hilarious, but I've GOTTA see Paul and Scotty roast TJ's old videos for 6 hours. Tj gauntlet!

Erin

I haven't heard sargons name in awhile. Wonder what that would be about.

Tech Noir

These are all great options.

Crimson Fatalis

I think I farted

Sam Hahn

I voted for Cenk Uygur gauntlet, but now the option isn't appearing for me. Did you remove the option from the pole? I really wanted Cenk Uygur gauntlet...

Just_A_Guy

The nostalgic gauntlet 😂

Wesley Chrobak

The infomercial one will be amazing for sure if done

Green Calamity

Please, anything but another tate gauntlet 🥺😭😭

CamHoney

I went with Andrew tate 2, but honestly I wish they would do the Brett gauntlet and make something else the 5k goal

george

Big Booty for the win

Nostalgia Trip

god same. more kirk brothers impersonations than you can shake a wick at

Nostalgia Trip

redneck redneck redneck

Disturbed Renegade

Andrew Tate Gauntlet 2: Electric Boogaloo bitches!!!!

spaceSuicide

We need a Thomas James Kirk II episode with Scotty and TJ telling all the stories and mishaps with their father. Love that VCR purchase story where he bought a box with rocks in it.

Pat

Well at least Sargon is not AiU…

Tj Cole

Alex Gauntlet would slap. Go over the rise, the fall, the ember that remains of the flame that once burned so bright.

Shelton Conrad

I want a red neck gauntlet.

Thomas Miller

Y'all should do a daily wire shows and media gauntlet

Dick McPenis

I’ll do you one better, the DFF gauntlet

Matt Matt

Idk if redneck gauntlet means rednecks in general or a specific person named redneck, but I totally support the former.

River

These all need to be gauntlets eventually but we NEED Scotty's redemption and a Sargon Gauntlet.

fasterthings

Big booty, y’all. Let’s get that treasure! To sea!

Federation.of.Jeuno

So many delicious meals to choose from!

Pat

Here’s some other ideas: Tim Pool Gauntlet Russell Brand Gauntlet Blaire White Gauntlet Dave Rubin Gauntlet Nick Fuentes Gauntlet Michael Knowles Gauntlet Denizens of Daily Wire Gauntlet Glenn Beck Gauntlet