Onion Nuggetz 11/1/24
🕑 Added 2024-11-02 03:00:12 +0000 UTC
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StenTheSnake
One time in high school someone told me they liked my new shoes. I was baffled that anyone would have noticed the difference in my shoes from one day to the next but I think it just illustrates differences between people. I don’t notice clothes or things like that about people but I can spot a tiny insect blending in to the bark on a tree or a plant while walking by at a brisk pace. Autism coded thing
Tj Cole
Scotty you're so right. It's insanely fucked up to be rear ended in front of your house. In 2003 I was rear ended in my company car(a white chevy impala) turning left into my driveway by a big dodge pedo style van.. I didn't even see them coming, and police said they didn't even attempt to stop their vehicle. He was drunk.
Kula
The windmills whales thing gets me every time. Trump misread an article that said the people of Wales are getting annoyed by windmills…
Viracocha
Tucker literally had a night terror lol. Sleep paralysis incidents like he described are common
Dick McPenis
I love Paul’s take on female beauty standards here. I’m a man and I will visually process a change in clothes, but not give a damn about high heels unless one is on my neck
Smitty
Paul likes your mom over and over.
Andrew
Paul likes to repeat the same joke over and over.
Gabe
Tucker framing his sleep apnea (or UAP encounter) with religion xD
My name is Jerry
Trump: “these liberals are sick people! They’re replacing us with immigrants and poisoning the blood of this nation! The enemy from within must be dealt with!” Republicans: “omg can you believe they called our brave patriots a Nazis?!? These libs are evil communists!!!!!!”