February Gauntlet Poll
🕑 Added 2025-02-07 22:12:52 +0000 UTCRight now, the Conspiracy 2 gauntlet is about 175 votes behind the Brainrot gauntlet across the Patreon and YouTube membership polls. There's still plenty of time to make your voice heard and influence this month's gauntlet!
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Jerry Pacheco Soto
Skibidi Toilet should get at least an hour.
Cappin
Do you know the only way BrainRot would have lost? LolCow Gauntlet 2
Cappin
As much as I would love that too, we all know TJ would find every way to get out of it; I think Scotty even said that they have to approach that type of gauntlet tactfully for it to be successful and not have TJ rage quit. Also, I think the TJ gauntlet turned out really cool and wholesome. I've always loved hearing Tj, Scotty and their mom talk about their history.
Thomasaurus Rex
I would prefer The TJauntlet 2: The Actual Roast of TJ Kirk
oortcloudview
Fuck them too.
Valerina
The weeb voters will be blamed when brainrot wins, but I cannot endorse a candidate I do not support
TurtleDrone
Me 3 kings, for I take lufian in thine jollity. However February shall be the month where you must abeare to brainrot. BRAINROT SHALL IT BE. And brainrot you shall endure, sincerest apologies oh me greatest Lords of wisdom ❤️
Lord Flaynus the flayed anus
Brain rot baby hell yeah!!!
Stetson
If you ever do a lolcow 2, add Silent Rob to that list. He was an old school youtuber who did a °180, and went back on his principals and even insulting long time fans while begging for money for fentanyl after he sold off all his video games and possessions. He deleted his channel a few days ago, but all the dirt is there, check Kiwifarms.
WillTheProdigy
Meh, we all deserve to suffer sometimes. And they always make it fun.
Noé Guzman Jr
The brain rot gauntlet will be arguments and explain the chat why the democrats lose. Or it will be another Andrew Tate for Scotty.
Jessie B
But you’re going to suffer listening to brain rot. It’s one thing for them to make it through something like Jordan Peterson, and it’s a completely different thing for us to have to listen to brain rot for hours.
Xplicit25Q
But the point is for us to enjoy the suffering.
Xplicit25Q
No. They must suffer the rot of brain!
Xplicit25Q
Brain rot! Suffer my puppets. Suffer!
Abby Danger
Brain rots going to be hilarious
Big Daddi Bulge
Brain rot! Brain rot! A-BRAYNE A-ROTTTUHHHH
alexander clark
Nice try, but yall ain't getting off that easy.
Francisco J Valdez
Another gunlet with the dude who fucked a ghost lol
Shrunken Presence
A challenge indeed, shouldn’t be a problem for this entertaining trio.
Skrusher
But i wanted Boogie mayo gauntlet 🥺
Shrunken Presence
Im voting for it unironically i dont enjoy brainrot but i was to see their critique and see if the boys can make a show out of it, a challenge indeed. My second would be conspiracy but i bet it will be stuff conspiracies I’ve heard before
Michael Sims
But not fuck DFF for putting it on there
Shrunken Presence
I want brain rot because it unjustifiably rules the internet, *points at poll with stick* as the poll clearly shows.
WillTheProdigy
That was the original point of the gauntlets.
WillTheProdigy
lol, they’re just trying to get out of doing the brainrot one
Jessie B
Brain rot will just be a lot of complaining about how horrible it is. At least with conspiracy 2 there will be conversation.
wunbis
It means they will open up the video suggestions here and everyone will send the most absurd mindless content meant to sasuke's brother the genjutsu children into being muscle atrophied skibidi zombies so some fat bitch in a coastal mansion can make money with advertisements.
Juggalo_V
Exactly, plus they are super short compared to hour long compilation they randomly select. Them being bewildered for awhile slowly dissent into madness because YTP are only funny for a limited time; afterwards they become annoying and predictable. Plus they can go from cartoons to movies to anything else, giving us a variety instead of YouTubers preying on child catering content.
Designtechdk
Problem is, YTPs can actually be funny.
Juggalo_V
YTP (YouTube poops) are great Brain Rot content. https://youtu.be/K3jtVZaW8TE?si=UAnO94D60WdEt-rm
Randar Zalthor
Actually, as a Canadian who voted on something else, it's cause I don't care about a gauntlet on us. We're boring and I want better entertainment lol
Todd Danner
Why are so many people complaining, it's a poll... deal with it. Leaving, not voting, or just not fucking watching the gauntlet is also an option. Jesus Christ.
Dani 🕷️
Fine I’ll do it even tho I really wanted weebs 2 🤣
Designtechdk
Let’s go, brainrot!
Daniel
Weebs & Canucks voters please change to Conspiracy 2 otherwise BR wins 🤮
Austin Snyder
I don’t even get excited for conspiracy theories. I just want something besides brain rot. I do that on my own.
oortcloudview
Fuck Brainrot and fuck everyone voting for it.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
We are going by votes my friend. It's not up to us.
Themberchaud
BRAIN ROT!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Ah yes, the Arbiter of comedy has arrived—10 years late, but who's counting? Thanks for the unsolicited dose of daily stupidity.
106
I want conspiracy 2, but I'll settle for brainrot.
Anderson Garcia
There is a reason Canucks has the lowest votes. Scotty's "invade Canada" joke stopped being funny 10 years ago. It's a filler bit at best, something to fill time but no one ever laughs at.
Dumplin Man
Brain Rot will actually cause me psychic damage 😭 but I must consume all contento
Last line cook
Why brainrot? Its vapid as fuck. I feel like u guys do this to troll and the idea of trolling the guys is funny yet the troll is on us. Really hoping the scorpion vetos this bullshit. Or maybe we will be saved by Tomat. Show us with a brain mercy! Mercy i say!
Matt Matt
Idk what brainrot is, but some of u seem to really want it. Tell me what it is and why I should care and I will vote alongside my BR comrades. Until then, I abstain!
Alan Noble
Conspiracy gauntlet was my least favorite. I wanted them to ridicule the conspiracies and point out how stupid they were, but they they sort of did the opposite.
Randar Zalthor
I hath voted like requested.
Noah Stillmunkes
i dont think i could sit through hours of brainrot.... weebs however..
EyeSic
Canucks, let's go!
Logan
Gotta torture Paul for ruining the Halloween tournament
Allison Reneé
How tf is brain rot winning
Cassandra Lewis
Anything but the brainrot 😭
wunbis
I have never seen a more provocative and divisive poll in my entire life.
Dick Cheyanne
Gods No !
Smitty
Please God no
Chazz Darby AKA Martine Garbagio
Bring on the BRAINROT!
Christian McDougall
This is going to be the Gauntlet to end all Gauntlets
Gigantopithecus
It's gotta be brainrot
Joshua Gaines
I voted weebs 2 but i think brainrot would be even funnier with not just drunken TJ, but scotty too. Remember bens floor anyone? From way back? 😆
Judas
Everyone who voted weeb and Canucks needs to change to conspiracy 2
Alpha 8adg3r
Weeb Gauntlet was the best they ever did. How could you not want part 2?
Mondo_Bruh
Brainrot gauntlet is gonna be a repeat of the Ben Shapiro gauntlet, mark my words. “Y’all chose this” will be thrown in your face when it comes out boring and torturous rather than a conspiracy gauntlet where they’d have an opportunity to discuss interesting topics and present actual ideas . But hey, that’s democracy ig
Todd Newton
Yeah I voted the Conspiracy 2 gauntlet. We need more information on what Brain Rot means in this context.
Thomas poland
BRAIN ROTNTLET
Thomas poland
Fuck you, I'll watch it twice.
NotAProSkater
Im sorry, this could be the one chance. It could be like bad in a good way ya know
Donovan Lewis
Idk the British gauntlet was surprisingly funny. I would check out a canucks gauntlet
Tarantula Cake
What would "brain rot" even be? It's not like it would provide any insightful or funny commentary. It's literal rot so it'd just be a watch party at most
everended
If brain rot wins i will not watch that shit
Eric Fouch
BRAIN ROT!
WillTheProdigy
Boring. Make them SUFFER.
Clay Jordan
Another Conspiracy gauntlet would have more substance, but I should've known the DFF audience would opt for torture. What about a half n half gauntlet? That might be interesting.
Clay Jordan
Canada is too tepid and boring for it's own gauntlet.
Clay Jordan
STOP THE STEAL
Austin
what would it even be about, dude? A "Canucks" gauntlet would be an auto-skip for me
Austin
Fuck all the retards that voted for brain rot instead of conspiracy 2.
AlterEgoIII
Patrons cannot be trusted with this power
Abbie Dempsey
Please for the love of all that’s holy, don’t do a brain rot gauntlet! Do Conspiracy 2
Lucien
What would the brainrot one be about? I vote conspiracies 2 since they're so fun
Scam and Late
We need a gauntlet gauntlet
Lynx
Y'all please stop pushing the brainrot guys please
TRiSTAN
I’ve suffered enough, spare me of more brainrot
Gabriel
Brain rot is going 2 win, I already know 😎💥🔥🔥🔥🎉💯💯💯💯💯💯
Chuck Charles
Who’s responding to this? Onion Nuggets is on rn.
Zayodadong
I think i had enough brain rot
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
We did do Tate 2 basically, it was just vs Roseanne Barr
Fredrick m
Conspiracy 2 please god no brain rot
Atticus Omundson
What's the difference between Canucks and Brainrot?
Jessie B
I hear enough brain rot from what my kid watches, please no. Conspiracy 2!
Jon Kick
There's a conspiracy against it
southside99999
You guys knew what you were doing with the brain rot gauntlet. Little pain pigs
Eyejrn Loiman
Tj’s brain must rot
Juggalo_V
You guys need a Brainrot session. Nothing else makes sense in the world so maybe this will
Roman Douchington
I NEED WEEBS 2 PLEASE WIN
Colin Thome
What’s the point of a poll? Brainrot audience will definitely pick the brainrot gauntlet
Chuck Charles
No Tate 2? They haven’t suffered enough these past couple Gauntlets
Donovan Lewis
Can't believe conspiracy 2 is getting beaten out by brain rot.
dorkizoid
Omg dont do brainrot, that’s so fucking lame. The Conspiracy Gauntlet was so dope, Conspiracy 2 would be great.
Nocturnes and preludes
Weebs 2 needs to happen
Supergirl's BF
Make Scotty SUFFER!!!!
brick
Canucks being in last place makes me very sad
Butthole Gungan
Shit from an ass gauntlet
Krista Vaillancourt
Dunk on me and mine in a month when your president isn't. Take turns. XD
Mdxfiend
Suffer
Keller
BRAIN RUT
Tova Oberon
I would like to see Scotty hate on Canadians since he has direct trauma from going to Canada
WillTheProdigy
Brain rot and it’s not even close.