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Patrons Gross Out Gauntlet

🕑 Added 2025-04-30 04:48:23 +0000 UTC
Patrons Gross Out Gauntlet

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Vaush's Favorite Horse

Do you think God lives in heaven for fear of his own creation?

Randar Zalthor

I actually flush my own ears out monthly. Used to have the doctors do it but it's a pain getting an appointment when I can do it myself. Never had an issue but that's probably because I understand how it's supposed to feel so I've never messed up.

Clay Jordan

I couldn't not look if that were me. Morbid curiosity, I guess.

BruceyDaPug

All the suffering was worth it for another Brett Keane Parody song. I want more Paul!

Alan Noble

I could have been in one of these videos. Years ago, before YouTube, I went to a drop in clinic for ear pain because my ear was plugged up. The nurses looked in my ear with that special tool and screamed. Then she assured me it was nothing and "just a big blob of ear wax". Then she got another nurse with her and used the ear syringe to blast the ear wax free so I could hear again. But first she said to me "Close your eyes, and whatever you do, do not open your eyes. Keep them closed, trust me, you don't want to see this." She used the ear syringe and got the blockage free, then ran screaming out of the room with the blockage so I couldn't see it. I had no clue what they got out, I just assumed they were really squeamish and didn't like ear wax. Later the two nurses asked me what it sounded like, and when I said "I don't know, I couldn't hear anything except some scratches every now and then." And they said "Scratches?" and visible cringed and repeated under their breath "...scratches". Thankfully I didn't put it all together until about 10 years later. All I can say is for the people getting these parasites and such removed, they are mainly a visual thing. For the person getting them removed its really not a big deal as long as they can't see it. All they feel is relieved. But when these people hold it up to them after and show them what was bothering them, that part could be very traumatizing and thankfully those nurses spared me of that.

Apoplectic Spock

Okay, I hereby coin the "Thickened Lemonade & Sqart Video Challenge". The world will suffer!

Apoplectic Spock

You ain't lived 'til you done had you'sa squirt pilla!

Cam

King Assmaster was the only thing that made me actually gag

The Taint Tickler

This was truly the fucking worst thing I’ve ever witnessed. I love it.

Russian Jackal

Like TJ, I am legitimately grossed out by snot and boogers. Thankfully, not much of it here, and the rest was pretty damn ASMRish. Great gauntlet!

Captain Tunnel

4:26:41 "I'm feeling stopped up, Doc" jesus

The East

That was the hardest one for me to watch, poor pup. I hated watching that more than it was disgusting, or maybe it was so disgusting it made me mad.

Captain Tunnel

1:11:53 "Sad Gravy Clown" 😭

Captain Tunnel

Jesus christ that gravy drenched pizza segment was audio torture. Thanks y'all for reinforcing my diet. Genuinely gross gauntlet 28/10 entertainment though

TheSpenWPana

The servants of Nurgle rejoiced at the creation of this gauntlet.

Ginger Avenger

I loathe this video player so fucking much

ThePoopyDoopy

I want to see the bird poop licking lady lick up some freshly squeezed puss.

Dinyu

this is my fourth attempt at watching the gauntlet, but the toe nails make me close the tab again and again. Just not gonna look at the screen this time. This is my sole weakness. pun intended

Bryce

We need more chili next time

Arovet

This gauntlet ended up being so much funnier than I thought it would be lmaoooo

Stoned Caterpillar

This guy is revolting

Richard Armstrong

Thats from me SQUARTINNNN!

Nathan Crowell

4:16:06 "Let me fucking bang you, TJ." - Scotty Kirk

gavan

This one actually made me gag and wretch 😂 “ the tobacco spit “ cup bit . Last time was when Scotty had to sniff tjs armpit

Sergey S

2:44:55 🤣😂

Pranab

“Mmmm sausage gravy…” that guy haunts my dreams ever since I watched this….

BadGuyRants

That squirt girl’s face looked like the botched Jesus painting from a few years back.

Phantomology

OF COURSE that weird vet removing the mango worms is GERMAN.

Valiant Cashcow

If dff has any female patrons left after this you 3 are officially the most captivatingly rizzmaxxed omegachads on the fking planet if you can keep them in the community after this Thank you for helping me stick to my intermittent fasting schedule all day with this. easily the greatest gauntlet

Jordan M

The grandpa with the huge pimple on his back was definitely real. Really wish you would of went back to that one.

Alistair 6336

Those Mango worms were the most disgusting thing I've seen 🤮 That poor doggy. You guys really delivered with this one!

Trent

I think this might be the first one I just straight up can’t watch, too squeamish

Dani 🕷️

Currently an hour and 25 mins in and have already had to take multiple breaks…. Pray for me

Simon

I had explosive diarrhoea through the duration of this gauntlet.

Michael Sims

Should have played the Portal radio

Ty McCracken

I'm happy you guys have been introduced to King Assripper. Wholesome content for holesome folk.

Daniel Melle

I feel the same way about my own cleanliness before sex, but I like my ladies stank

Luis

I know. That fat guy slapping his gut while eating a pizza covered in cold gravy.

Blueinkjar44

Damn, didn't expect this gauntlet to be so hot

Michael Sims

Yeah they always make the gauntlet private shortly after streaming it and make it patreon only

GraveSource

TJ, your lack of continuity is the bane of me.

Mel Blanc screaming in genuine terror

This gauntlet was a singularly putrid experience. Good work, y'all.

4cid_3ater

This gauntlet was disgustingly awesome

Luis

Unfortunately blocked on YouTube.


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