Onion Nuggetz 2/26/25
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Ben T Dick
No news is dogshit
Krista Vaillancourt
Aside from Trump, has anyone in the history of world ever printed their own tweet to show people?
Wesley Fischer
Somebody needs a choci baba and a sense of humor.
Seto Kaiba
He's Mister Hatemonger He's Mister Salt He's Mister Butt Blister He's Mister Zero to Hundred
Seto Kaiba
Does this look like Secular Talk to you? You want horrible, depressing news? Go watch The Dusty Smith Show. He has all the negativity and mental exhaustion you need until you start bitching at Dusty to stop talking about the news.
Hatemonger
Can't stop stuffing his face whilst "working". So unprofessional.
Wesley Fischer
Sad. No news. You're my main news outlet. Which is also sad.
Sam Stonard
I thought the gauntlet would be on the evolution of brainrot, from early internet until now. I voted for this coming nightmare. I regret my choice
Roman Douchington
Don't forget we're getting **7** hours of brain rot cus TJ shorted us last time 👍
Mondo_Bruh
Hey Paul, they sell earbuds that work by vibrating the outside of the ear , not inside the ear, kinda like how a hearing aid works. They’re on the pricier side for earbuds but they’d definitely help you avoid ear infection since there’s no pieces actually going inside your ear .
Terrance G
How so?
Hatemonger
Paul turning into Boogie2988.
Matt Matt
Speaking of AI songs, I feel like I should give props to the Pablo Guccierez channel, he's been making some pretty great AI comedy songs. Not a sponsor, and a lot of them aren't so great, but there are some real gems in there. Check out: I Caught My Dad Wearing My Mom's Dress My Cat P'issed In My Bed (F'uck You Mr Kittlez Again) I Fought A Kangaroo And Got My A'ss Whooped I Asked Jesus What Would You Do,And He Said Smoke More Meth and plenty more, he's putting them out pretty regularly. TJ, you should release some too instead of just sitting on them. The Kamala one was great, and I'm always down for some funny beats.
Jordan Zucaro
For a second I forgot today was Wednesday. Im so cooked.
Kenith Fox
Ah wheel eh? I like the idea and hope people pay their dues! Of course, I'd pay more if Helene didn't trash the local economy in bumfuck town.