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A message from Economos....
🕑 Added 2025-08-14 21:30:50 +0000 UTCLORD Economos has a message for all Patrons!
Fools! You have dallied long enough. The vault of Economos is about to slam shut, and when it does… your pitiful hands will grasp at nothing.
For too long, I have allowed you to bask in the glory of classic merch from Pessimist.co—shirts, mugs, and assorted human trinkets—at prices so low they insult my boundless greed. But the Age of Mercy ends now.
In 24 hours, I reclaim these treasures. They shall be locked away in my gilded vault for an eternity (or until I can squeeze even more gold from you).
Do you wish to suffer the eternal shame of saying, “I could have bought it… but I hesitated”? Or will you crawl to the altar of Economos, wallet in hand, and pay tribute before it’s too late?
This is your final chance, pathetic mortals. Obey. Spend. Bleed.
➡ Tribute Now at Pessimist.co
— Economos
Bloodthirsty God of Capitalism, Devourer of Paychecks, Hoarder of Souls and Sweatshop Profits
