dankestofdans
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Sparkle
🕑 Added 2024-12-24 11:44:56 +0000 UTCEverybody just edges and goons to each other, nobody's civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the hentai’d girl. You think men like DankestOfDans ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody who’s just a picture? They don't! They think that we'll just stay bound and take it like good little girls! That we won't elation and go wild!
“You finished? I mean, there's so much self-pity Sparkle. You sound like you're making excuses for tormenting those old Trailblazers. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.”
You're awful, Dan.
“Me? I'm Awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful?”
Drawing images of me. Inviting me onto this Patreon. You just wanted to make lewds of me. You're just like the rest of them.
“You don't know the first thing about me, girl. Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. There are riots out there. Two million trailblazers lost their 50/50s to you. You're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was put into gambling debt today because of what you did.”
I know. How about another joke, Dan?
“No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.”
What do you get... when you cross... a mentally ill waifu with a society that lewds her and treats her like trash?! I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserv–
(Whoops sorry about that. Post-Loot interview with Sparkle almost went wrong, but the relics are too strong. Yeah this is obviously not the most incredibly brainrotted/meta thing I’ve ever put out. Definitely. Which should've been expected for Sparkle anyways. Also alternative things here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/4/folders/1V0fhwIuH1CT4vhIE4fwFmBYuFAclWXmD)
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Okay listen it's Sparkle I had to do it, alts here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/4/folders/1jmMcQoeaoXU_tDlJ84XE252LAVGbNLnK
Okay ALL alts here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/4/folders/1jmMcQoeaoXU_tDlJ84XE252LAVGbNLnK
Comments
Meapyboy1234567
Oh i just read your notice from October about Shutting down your Patreon after December. Even so i still want to say you have always made some really cool content. And i hope you feel good about that. Yeah. I just wanted to say that.
Meapyboy1234567
DANG IT I STILL FELL FOR IT 😂😆🤣
Meapyboy1234567
Yooooooo finally bought your Patreon Dan after being a fan of your Pixiv for a couple years. You always make the best, in depth, funniest posts. You are great my dude.
Meapyboy1234567
yoooo 😆 same with me. (Dang I succumbed to the temptation 1 day later)
Brzbd6900
I FELL FOR IT TWICE DAMMIT
Dank Dan
I just realized ur based nvm mb
Zakuzelo
Not gonna lie, I stopped at page six.
Dank Dan
you right, should be visible now (with no added pranks)
Fred
I cant believe it, I cant understand
ZeroBeta
New name suggestion RickestOfRick.
ngheeee
Great prank, by the way, could you please put the story images into a folder in the drive? Thanks!
Zed
Oh you BASTARD 🤣🤣
