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Chapter 1 Iq: Hidan
🕑 Added 2025-09-30 11:59:38 +0000 UTCBrain Storage — (o.O)
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family.
Who knows?
After being transmited as Uzumaki Naruto for ten years, he awakened his memories.
Only then did he realize: he had been transmited!
In a small apartment room, the blond boy lay on the bed with blank eyes.
He was Uzumaki Naruto, the Jinchūriki of Konoha.
Just now, Naruto’s memories of his past life had returned.
It turned out he was a time traveler — and he still remembered the original story.
Naruto didn’t like having the protagonist’s aura. He preferred an ordinary, quiet life.
But his identity was Jinchūriki...
“Alas—”
Naruto sighed deeply and wore a slightly bitter, not-quite-grown-up expression.
Just when he felt helpless about his complicated future, a cheat for time travelers arrived.
[Ding~ The Character Simulation System has been successfully bound.]
[Host can create a role and simulate it based on the attributes of the created role.]
[After the simulation ends, the system will evaluate the character and grant rewards.]
[In addition, the Host can choose to create a specific ability or item belonging to the character.]
Naruto sat up suddenly. After being stunned for two or three seconds, he thought: Start the simulation!
[Ding~ Host does not need further explanation?]
Maybe Naruto’s receptiveness was unusually strong, and the system was still adjusting.
Naruto clicked his tongue and smiled to himself. “You have no idea how many fanfics I’ve read. Of course I’m familiar with simulator types.”
[Ding~ Host consumes one simulation and begins creating the character.]
[Character surname extraction completed: Shanshan]
Naruto blinked in surprise. “Extraction? Didn’t I create it myself?”
Tsk tsk — these writers really know how to play. What new tricks are these?
[Ding~ Tip: After each simulation, the Host’s options increase by +1.]
Hmm… more room for choices.
The more Naruto simulated, the stronger the character roster he could build.
“System, continue.”
[Character talent extraction completed: Heiji (the one resurrected by Kabuto)]
As a longtime fan, Naruto thought for a moment and realized who that was — Heiji, a subordinate of Hanzō and later mistakenly reincarnated by Kabuto. Good — kind of a usable pick.
[Character health extraction completed: Yakumo Kurama]
Naruto: “????”
Yakumo Kurama — weak body, problematic health. Great.
[Character IQ extraction completed: Hidan]
Naruto went numb.
[Character extraction completed: Sasuke — rebellious phase]
Naruto: “...”
[Character interpersonal relationships extraction completed...]
【……】
Finally, Naruto opened the full attribute panel:
Surname: Shanshan
Talent: Heiji (the one resurrected by Kabuto)
Health: Yakumo Kurama
IQ: Hidan
Personality: Sasuke — rebellious phase
Relationships: Uchiha Madara — leaving Konoha version
Appearance: Kisame Hoshigaki — post‑human‑experiment look
Hobbies: Cardo
Strengths: Danzō — “You will regret it” version
[Character evaluation: You are an ordinary civilian.
Your talent is worthless — no chance of becoming a shinobi.
Your health is poor; you will die of illness at a certain age.
You have almost no IQ. (Hidan?)
You have a rotten personality. No one wants to be friends with you.
You’re so ugly I can’t bear to look at you.
You love money.
You’re good at holding grudges. (Hiruzen Sarutobi — you will regret it!)]
Staring at the attribute panel, Naruto pressed his forehead with his palm. He felt a headache coming on.
What the hell is this — a heaven‑defying panel?!
“Oh… system, continue.”
[Simulation timeline extraction completed: The Third Ninja War]
[Character birthplace extraction completed: Konohagakure]
【Start simulation!】
[You were born. Your parents abandoned you because of your ugliness and illness.]
[You were sent to the Konoha orphanage. Although you were ugly, Nonō Yakushi did not dislike you and treated you the same as other orphans. She even went to the mountains to gather medicine for your illness. You lived safely until you were three years old.]
[You came to know Kabuto Yakushi; he may be the only child who didn’t dislike your ugliness and who was willing to talk to you.]
[As you grew, the orphanage dean was pressured by Danzō to take on a mission, and Kabuto was taken under Danzō’s command. Meanwhile, your illness worsened; fortunately, Kabuto sent medicinal supplies from time to time.]
[Because you’re greedy for money, you decide to sell the medicinal supplies Kabuto finally gathered.]
【Your choice is...】
Can you really choose your life’s direction?
Seeing the branching options on the panel, Naruto thought it looked interesting.
Of course you should use the medicine yourself!
“System, choose to use it myself.”
[You chose to use the medicinal supplies yourself, but you were too greedy and only used them once. Later, you sold all the medicine that Kabuto sent.]
Naruto: “...”
This character had no cure.
[You tried to become a shinobi, but with no talent and poor health, you failed.]
[You tried to become a samurai, and you failed.]
[You tried to work in Konoha, and you failed.]
[During the Great Ninja War, Konoha was attacked. Kabuto risked his life to save you; however, your arrogant nature caused you to blame Kabuto, and he left you.]
“Ah? Kabuto did so much for me, and I still blamed him?”
Naruto’s expression grew increasingly sour.
This role was rubbish: rebellious Sasuke‑type personality, card hobby, ugly looks…
[You have lost your source of support and decide to take risks to make wartime profits.]
【Your choice is...】
“Want to search a dead body for silver coins?”
“You’re disgusting — can you do that?”
Naruto almost chose not to seek wartime profits, but in the end he stopped. This character was worthless anyway — he wouldn’t obtain ninjutsu or a bloodline. Better to let him collect some silver.
After all, Naruto was still short on money. “Okay! Then go make money for me. You can die later!”
Naruto had no expectations for this role.
[You profited briefly during the war and accumulated some wealth, but because you refused to spend it on medicine, your condition worsened.]
“That’s right — don’t spend it, leave it to me.”
[When you were dying, Hiruzen Sarutobi asked you to donate part of your estate to build the orphanage that took you in, but you refused.]
【You are dead……】
[Simulation ends.]
[System evaluation: In a short, beastly life, you betrayed everyone who cared for you and failed to repay Nonō Yakushi’s kindness. You lost Kabuto’s friendship. You lived only for money.]
[Evaluation level: 1]
[Reward: Level 1 physical enhancement]
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