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Straight Roommate Puts You Back in Your Place... [Aggressive] [Roommate]
🕑 Added 2025-01-29 18:20:28 +0000 UTC
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Script: Coldtofu
Sequel to "Straight Roommate Breeds Your Hole"
Summary: You mess with my sleep and decide you need to be punished...
(art by j0rinartzz)
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En's Weekly Thoughts:
It's week three officially of me sticking with my workout plan of waking up a little earlier than usual to get a good jog in before I start my day. And it's almost like I'm a completely different person now -- I feel more energetic, I feel more willing to do my tasks throughout the day. This isn't me trying to be some kind of corny self-help coach but I really do want to plant more ideas in the minds of the people reading to just generally be more active and remember to take care of yourselves, because your future self will most definitely thank you for it.
As a leftist, I'm aware of this joke about leftist spaces online where, whenever someone talks about encouraging others to work out, there are always a million other people dogpiling on that person about how it's unfair to expect that because we're all constrained under capitalism. But I'm a believer in the idea that there will always be excuses not to do something you want to do, especially if you know in the back of your mind that it'll make you healthier. We're all depressed and sick, after all. But it's important all the more then for us to boost one another up.
So, after jerking off or doing whatever it is you do around here, I really do encourage you all to please try your best to get moving more. The En of three weeks ago could not even conceive of the En of today where I don't feel like I've been this focused since I was in my late teens. I'm still overwhelmed with work and stressed out, don't get me wrong, but it's not tempered with a feeling like I know how to handle everything when it comes. And I hope that for all of you as well.
Anyway, luv y'all. Happy jorkin'.
As always, catch me on Twitch being goofy 'cause that's where most of my attention (outside of my 9-5 job) goes.
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Overlords: Elvellia | Riosjude | Brandon
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Comments
Enrico Zenitani
You need to save that jorkin' energy for other things too!!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, I found it difficult at first too to wake up and jump right into activities but once you DO get into it, it feels really good.
Arafox64
I love the idea of a "treat" later to inspire action now. I'll aim to start with 10 - 15 minutes runs then see if I can increase the time. Waking up early and jumping into activities is something I find difficult to do, but I can't ignore things any longer. Thanks a bunch! 🙏🙏🙏 P.S. who says I'm not jorkin' it for hours every day? 😋
Enrico Zenitani
Unless you're jorkin' for hours and hours on end then no!!!!! Jorkin' it does not count as exercise!!!!!!! But on a serious note, I run for about 45 minutes, but I'm honestly not the best baseline to measure because I used to do track when I was younger so I'm used to it. It might sound corny but it genuinely does get easier if you just keep at it every single day. But having to do it every day is the hard part. I find that doing something else or looking forward to something immediately after working out is a good motivator. Like for example, I do my audio-based language lessons while I'm running so I get a huge sense of accomplishment that I'm doing multiple things at once and so early in the day. Little things like that.
Arafox64
En, I appreciate your thoughts and encouragement, as my health has steadily declined since about 2020 in this late-stage stagnated capitalist environment. May I ask how long do you run/jog each morning, and do you have any tips for staying consistent? Unrelated: does jorkin' it count as exercise?
