Tempura Person
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Halt right there, guardsman!
🕑 Added 2024-12-11 14:15:47 +0000 UTCThe new commissar needs you to show your loyalty to the God Emperor in some form, lest you be force-fed the green vegetable...
...well?
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Bigsmile
Your yee yee ass π
Tempura Person
Cain was a yee yee ass commissar, wait till you see a real accident
Bigsmile
Toro! This is how "accidents" happen to commissars, have you learned nothing from Cain?!?
Grimgard
Noooo!
Tempura Person
We have them watching a recipe video for marinara
Grimgard
I fear for how the Small Tomatora's are treated
NeoTorchwick
Saint Tora of the Adepta Sororitas, May the God Emperor Bless Them?
Tempura Person
My empire is built on a foundation of distressed small tora
Grimgard
Oh nooo, don't do that to the poor Small Tora!
Kekada
The pain never ends
Tempura Person
Painting the broccoli red!?
Kekada
How cruel can the imperium go from here smh
Tempura Person
Well this is toro but im thinking im bringing over some part of the hair rendering to tora as well
Tempura Person
Red & Juicy is reserved for heroes and living saints
Notsicks
Wait is this toro or tora cause the hair is a bit different than usual
NeoTorchwick
Noooo, not the awful Green! They deserve the Red and Juicy!
Dizi
I know this might sound like it for it is part of forgotten gastro-tech
Sphynx
Well now the only thing that comes to mind is those weird vibrating spike balls they use to sell in toy stores.
Tempura Person
The commissars wisdom is beyond measure!
Tempura Person
You'd get a happy vibrating little fella
SAVE CROW
"IM THE GOOFY GOOBER YEAH..." KINDA SITUATION COULD EXPOSE THE TALL SMORA HIDING AMONGST THEM
Tempura Person
A few Tall Smora seem to have joined the guard
Tempura Person
Idk sounds like heresy to me...
Sphynx
The planet cracked before the planet cracked before the tora did! Tomateo! I wonder what would happen if we fed the little guy viagra-spiked bloody Marys. Would they turn into a Long One?
SuuSuuka
Inverse tora? Albino tora? I wonde-oh right uh STOP IT YOU HEARTLESS SCUM
Dizi
Pour some garlic sauce on it and the green becomes one of the best snacks
Hado
With one big gulp. Like Kirby.
FelixCited
My commissar's delicious shaft!
Tempura Person
Here comes the boltpistol choo choo
FelixCited
As the traitors all seem to forget, one must be willing to let the commissar use your mouth as they please. I am more than happy to please my emperor and commissar with joyful glee
Tempura Person
Surely, the small tora guardsmen would never turn traitor and eat their commissar alive, right?
Tempura Person
Omg! So grimdark!! ππ
Hado
This shit is what makes people become heretics
AngryOryx
The grim darkness of 40k never fails to shock me
NukePone
But they enjoy it
Tempura Person
no yeeting the Cadian!
Grand Toraiarch
Ewwwww... π€’π₯¦
NukePone
Small tora guardsman is shaped like a small tora grenade
