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Space Elf AGM

🕑 Added 2025-01-09 07:04:55 +0000 UTC

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Verixa Okblek

The rest of the 3 are just "The hell?" While Slaanesh-San took a light speed screenshot... that just shows an image of his middle finger instead of ass because Cegorach enjoys denying her the horny

Tempura Person

Cegorach pulls a twomad and shows all the zoom callers his butt

Verixa Okblek

Heh... This gag could also be funny in reverse where Cegorach hacks into Tzeench's/Slaanesh's account during a chaos zoom call or something

Exhaustion

I mean… the Eldar did create Slaanesh, so I’d argue they are technically part of the Aeldari pantheon

Angrel

Unfortunately, the most damage she does each time is ruin Slaanesh's jokes. Slaanesh: Oh, can't wait to beat me off? Ynnead, hyperfixated: Yes, I'm here to beat up Slaanesh, and that is you. Slaanesh: ...n-no, I said "beat off", like to sound... nevermind.

Tempura Person

Of course, professional Slaanesh beater cant think of anything else

Angrel

I really hope Ynnead only shows up to this, 'cause she knows she'll get a chance to beat up Slaanesh.

Tempura Person

We warriors of purgatory here

Jae Wolftail

Khaine out here representing the DDS fans! Hell ya!

Valvary

Idc what happens to me Im banging Khaine and Slaanesh and nothing is gonna stop me

Sphynx

The corrupted ones never get any love. GW has seen to it. Poor dears only want to be the best they can for our dear Slaani

Tempura Person

Sororitas mention

Sphynx

I say we contract out Slaanesh and a few corrupted Sororitas to help boost the numbers. Since the space elves have to conduct the flesh mambo multiple times to make a flesh mistake we should have at least three male space elves go at a time. For science. Also imagine the chaos OF revenue for that.

Shy_

As a dwarf fan myself I say let them all die off

Tempura Person

Shes about to wombo combo the fat pink snake lady

Notsicks

Y'NNEAD TO GET IN THERE YNNEAD

Tempura Person

She's been eating well recently

Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer

I’m nooooot! Just noticed they were squishier and cuter than usual

Tempura Person

Do NOT the slaanesh!

Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer

Slaanesh looks especially squishy here…

Vinuscar

You fool, the femboy elves are the only one who have restrained and imprisoned Slaanesh. We need everyone to follow their example... in golden bikinis.