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Procreating with xenos...

🕑 Added 2025-01-28 02:32:40 +0000 UTC
Procreating with xenos...

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Francis Bacon

There are 8888 more children just out of frame.

Aaron Moore

I got ya.

Tempura Person

uhm ackshually the toranid was adopted (its the family pet)

Aaron Moore

Who wouldn't want to make a tyratora?

Tempura Person

We work on monster girl quest logic in this world

Sphynx

Huh… Guess he is big enough to get past the tail. Well good for him on making the Hive and the Imperium proud. Not going to mention that insects don’t recognize family and breed with anything that is compatible . Nope, not gonna ruin his wholesome life.

Loremaster of Sotek

...n-noooo

Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron

Gladly.

Tempura Person

This post was brought to you by the cult of the four-armed emperor

Loremaster of Sotek

Truly this is the best possible future for the Imperium. Don't these foolish humans understand?! The Old Ones created a failsafe in the Tyranids, an endless horde of sexy waifus, tentacles, and endless hunger for that sweet biomass! Why struggle for a Corpse Emperor when you could attain fulfillment, immortality, and customizable partners in the Tyranids? The Hive Mind can create your ideal, most desired bioform as a mate! Plus, I hear they give sloppy oral to men and women like absolute champs. Something Great Devourer something something, there's definitely no downsides whatsoever!

Shy_

Hell yea man! Get ya milf boys no matter what kind of critter she is

Tempura Person

Youd look like that too if someone was siphoning your vitality

Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron

The man is GAUNT.

Vinuscar

I would never... While there are short stack Votann around.

Kekada

Must obtain Tyranid wife.....

Kombatant Champion

Adorable family.

Tempura Person

It would be close, but inquisitora (they have an anti-toranid gun)

Valvary

Who’d win? Inquisitora or toranid?

Tempura Person

They call it the Toranid

Tempura Person

What!! It is a fren

Bob Bob

Aww, small tyratora

Grand Toraiarch

Wait is it there!!! GET OUT! πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘

Dinide

The Inquisitor or Big E? Because that shit too biological for the Omnissiah

Tempura Person

Probably like getting your soul sucked out

Tempura Person

What if i told you he was in on it too

the fallen ones

What's it like to get sloppy toppy by a tyranid?

Dinide

A happy ending? In this grimdark setting? More likely then you think. If you or any citizen see such horrid things please report it to your closest Inquisitor or high ranking Magos. The Omnissiah and the Emperor will pritect you from such foul things

PapaCucuy

The pharaoh thanks you for this kind information

Tempura Person

not to worry, he has just finished his second campaign and has retired with honors.

Mobot 123

No little guardsman she's stealing your genes

shenzyro

Set aflame......... ...the candles on this celebration cake!

That Random Imperial

For documentation purposes I request to witness this Heretic commit coitus with the foul xeno. Purely for Documentation, and nothing else.

PapaCucuy

They live on a far out back water planet away from everything. Happy ending.

kingou3853

MAKE MORE BABIES!!!

Arctic Wolf

This may make my a heretic... but... hear me out...

Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer

Absolutely would make a massive family with my tyranid wife


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