Procreating with xenos...
🕑 Added 2025-01-28 02:32:40 +0000 UTC...is highly prohibited! And heretical!
Report any and all cases to your local Inquisitor Small Tora. (Inquisitora)
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Francis Bacon
There are 8888 more children just out of frame.
Aaron Moore
I got ya.
Tempura Person
uhm ackshually the toranid was adopted (its the family pet)
Aaron Moore
Who wouldn't want to make a tyratora?
Tempura Person
We work on monster girl quest logic in this world
Sphynx
Huhβ¦ Guess he is big enough to get past the tail. Well good for him on making the Hive and the Imperium proud. Not going to mention that insects donβt recognize family and breed with anything that is compatible . Nope, not gonna ruin his wholesome life.
Loremaster of Sotek
...n-noooo
Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron
Gladly.
Tempura Person
This post was brought to you by the cult of the four-armed emperor
Loremaster of Sotek
Truly this is the best possible future for the Imperium. Don't these foolish humans understand?! The Old Ones created a failsafe in the Tyranids, an endless horde of sexy waifus, tentacles, and endless hunger for that sweet biomass! Why struggle for a Corpse Emperor when you could attain fulfillment, immortality, and customizable partners in the Tyranids? The Hive Mind can create your ideal, most desired bioform as a mate! Plus, I hear they give sloppy oral to men and women like absolute champs. Something Great Devourer something something, there's definitely no downsides whatsoever!
Shy_
Hell yea man! Get ya milf boys no matter what kind of critter she is
Tempura Person
Youd look like that too if someone was siphoning your vitality
Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron
The man is GAUNT.
Vinuscar
I would never... While there are short stack Votann around.
Kekada
Must obtain Tyranid wife.....
Kombatant Champion
Adorable family.
Tempura Person
It would be close, but inquisitora (they have an anti-toranid gun)
Valvary
Whoβd win? Inquisitora or toranid?
Tempura Person
They call it the Toranid
Tempura Person
What!! It is a fren
Bob Bob
Aww, small tyratora
Grand Toraiarch
Wait is it there!!! GET OUT! ππΌπ
Dinide
The Inquisitor or Big E? Because that shit too biological for the Omnissiah
Tempura Person
Probably like getting your soul sucked out
Tempura Person
What if i told you he was in on it too
the fallen ones
What's it like to get sloppy toppy by a tyranid?
Dinide
A happy ending? In this grimdark setting? More likely then you think. If you or any citizen see such horrid things please report it to your closest Inquisitor or high ranking Magos. The Omnissiah and the Emperor will pritect you from such foul things
PapaCucuy
The pharaoh thanks you for this kind information
Tempura Person
not to worry, he has just finished his second campaign and has retired with honors.
Mobot 123
No little guardsman she's stealing your genes
shenzyro
Set aflame......... ...the candles on this celebration cake!
That Random Imperial
For documentation purposes I request to witness this Heretic commit coitus with the foul xeno. Purely for Documentation, and nothing else.
PapaCucuy
They live on a far out back water planet away from everything. Happy ending.
kingou3853
MAKE MORE BABIES!!!
Arctic Wolf
This may make my a heretic... but... hear me out...
Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer
Absolutely would make a massive family with my tyranid wife