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Meet the (xenos) in-law!
🕑 Added 2025-02-05 03:59:01 +0000 UTCAs per human matrimonial tradition, if you marry a xenos (please don't), you must meet their parents (or in this case, the gestalt entity representing their entire species) to receive their blessing.
Yet another reason not to consort with the xenos!!
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venom 2018
Burn in holy fire!!
Tempura Person
Get that exterminatus torpedo
Shy_
HOLY EMPEROR GRANDMA CAN GET IT
Jaimas
No one can be cool in front of their parents. Not even Tyranid gals.
Francis Bacon
Grandpa is either a complete Chad or the most average guy ever.
Leafar Sem Void
Considering the major issue is husbands disappearing, I probably won't wait for long
Tempura Person
Line up bro
Leafar Sem Void
The weird cousins
Leafar Sem Void
Devotion
Leafar Sem Void
Does the Grand Mommy needs a husband to take the Grandpa roll? :3
kingou3853
Perfect, i will marry her!
Tempura Person
At the moment yes, her previous husband passed away due to mysterious circumstances
kingou3853
Is the grandma single?
Loremaster of Sotek
Lucky guy indeed
Tempura Person
Tastes like burning
NeoTorchwick
Do you think it would be edible soup?
Tempura Person
chocolateeee
Tempura Person
this time youll be primordial soup
Hado
This guardsmen is braver then even the most devoted Cadian. What's this guy made of.
Rowan Hawthorpe
Look on the bright side: no matter how it pans out, you won't be lonely for long with her around
Notsicks
This makes me realize the tyrannid family tree is already wild, but then we can go into GENE STEALERS simply because Gene stealers can also infect other xenos like Tau or Orks
the fallen ones
I'd still hit considering how lonely I be
SuuSuuka
The grandpa is the old skeleton dude from SpongeBob
