Tempura Person
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Happy Valentina's Day!
🕑 Added 2025-02-15 05:52:41 +0000 UTCPOV: You let her stay over for the night, but she drinks all the beer in your refrigerator and uses your shower, so you never reply to any of her texts anymore.
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Khorrin
uuuuuuuu sloppy beer makeout sesh uuuuuuuu
Shy_
I don’t know what she’s saying but I don’t drink so she can have it all
Enhe
Wife
Bigsmile
Go to jail
Tempura Person
They do be like those trappist beermaking monks
SAVE CROW
I DIDNT KNOW SMOLL TOROS ARE MAKING THEIR OWN BEER
kingou3853
I'm still boning her!
NeoTorchwick
Thats when you hit her back with the ol’ “You sounded like you also fried chicken earlier”
SuuSuuka
Doctors hate her with her life hack!
Tempura Person
in the toilet, skibidi chicken
Tempura Person
she was forced to eat clay for 500 years
Silver
I just need her hand.. To hold..
Bigsmile
But Valentina, you took over my kitchen to make tonsa red chili! Where else am I gonna fry my chicken??
SuuSuuka
Spoilers it’s a clay bath filled with multicoloured clay
Emil Guerra
I do sound like I'm frying chicken in there, yes
Rowan Hawthorpe
Probably, yeah. It's nothing I can't gaslight gatekeep girl boss my way out of if someone tries to cause a problem
Tempura Person
Smash that beer can for recycling
Tempura Person
Wait, are you two even in the right house
Valvary
Counterpoint: worth it if I can smash
Rowan Hawthorpe
This is not a problem for me because I don't drink beer, so any cans she found are someone else's problem. I'm more concerned why she thinks I'm frying chicken in the bathroom. That's just unsanitary, that is.
Vinuscar
Roughage is good or so I'm told
Tempura Person
speaking about that i dont think those stones in the pee are normal
Vinuscar
Valentina, my love, she can't do anything to make me not text her back. She's too wonderful especially noticing how much I piss.
