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Tomatoes for the Blood God
🕑 Added 2025-02-24 01:43:48 +0000 UTCThough she may be hard pressed to admit, Khorne-senpai's most favored (besides her wife Valkia) is her chosen Small Tora.
It has dedicated countless skulls to her name and has never once been defeated in battle. Truly, a warrior to end all warriors.
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Bigsmile
But wait..... The Tora I adopted has 274 on the tag 👀
Bigsmile
Hell yeah! Chaos valkyrie!!
Francis Bacon
She's going to force Slaanesh to watch wholesome things.
Jaimas
Only brutality awaits those who interrupt tomato time.
Tempura Person
There is no lex Only PAIN
Dinide
This is gonne be the bloodiest Sesbian Lex to ever exist
Tempura Person
Theyll need to make snake shaped wheelchairs for her after this
Sphynx
Blood for the blood god. Fists for the kink throne. Poor Slaani is going to be so sore after her lesson in proper room entry etiquette.
Grimgard
Note to self: Get Khorne a fountain with red colored water!
Tempura Person
When it goes freako mode its horns will start lengthening
Tempura Person
Well, khorne doesnt seem to mind too much as long as its red and as long as it flows
Kekada
Love that khornes tora looks the same as any other tora we must be vigilant!!! Eternally!!!!
Grimgard
Does ketchup count as a substitute for blood?
Tempura Person
Small tora holds the record to most tomatoes sacrificed in the name of the blood god, 274
Trico 216
Valkia the bloody, aka 'the Gore Queen', is the bride of Khorne in warhammer fantasy. She was a Norscan warrior that wanted to fight her way to Khorne's throne, to I believe place a skull of a Slaanesh Prince she beat herself. She was eventually ambushed by a Slaanesh force in the chaos realm close to the Brass Citadel, I'm pretty sure. Khorne was so pissed by the seeming death of one of his favorite champions that he took her corpse and bellowed at it with such rage that Valkia was revived. Khorne then reshaped her body into a form more pleasing, though she is specifically not a deamon prince (or princess) in this case. I may be a bit wrong in some details but I hope this clears some kind curiosity you have.
ragnabyrne
Fertilizer for the tomato god, Fertilizer for the tomato god, Fertilize the tomato god
Bob Bob
Small Tora hit her with the “OMG BYEEE”
Bigsmile
What mighty deeds has Small Tora accomplished to earn such esteemed favor? Also, Valkia ehhh?
ZombietheZerker
THE BEST CHAOS GOD
Tempura Person
The button that makes small tora say '8' when you press it
SuuSuuka
and here's a button that says the number 8 "8"
Kombatant Champion
“Knock on my door, KNOCK NEXT TIME!”
Tempura Person
Why yes, she is going to rip slaanesh How did you know?
Loremaster of Sotek
RIP Slaanesh
Tempura Person
It do be a durable fren
Notsicks
Small Tora is very malleable and stretchy it seems
Tempura Person
My small toras a real sicko it is
Tempura Person
She casts FIST 👊
Aaron Moore
Small Tora: Dinner and a show, what else could I ask for.
Damian
No such thing for Slaani >:)
Arctic Wolf
Oh... she's not just screwed, she's the kind of screwed that's gonna hurt in the morning, and not in a fun way.
Shy_
I honestly wonder what korne would do to slannesh in this situation
Stormzx938
VALKIA THE BLOODY MENTIONED!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON-KHORNE NORSCAN!!??
Tempura Person
its the kind of hurt that doesnt feel good
Damian
Slaanesh is into that
