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The Legend of El Torito
🕑 Added 2025-02-26 12:24:46 +0000 UTCIf you've spent any amount of time in the windswept wastes of Santa Pequeña, you would have definitely heard of the small, the myth, the legend:
El Torito.
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Tempura Person
Keep a tomato in hand and justice in your heart and one day el torito will visit your humble abode
Grimgard
Gotta cross paths with him some time. :u
Tempura Person
Why yes, he indeed sounds like danny trejo
Tempura Person
Man i remember when El Torito used to play on the TV, couldnt get enough of it... Brings a tear to my eye
SuuSuuka
Time to bring out the wallet again
Bigsmile
What does El Torito sound like? I recommend Danny Trejo as the voice actor
Jaimas
A Tora with moustache, hat, and a duster A bringer of justice, so watch yourself, buster El Tortito! El Tortito! He'll defeat the wicked and bring friends some tomato, then bust out guitar songs with stunning vibrato El Torito! El Torito! His ol' friend Tomatillo is playin' his song 'Cross Santa Paquena, his journey is long El Torito! El Torito! Through all of the south, there's no greater hero and despite his small size, he'll make villains fear-o El Torito! El Torito! Whoa, El Torito! EL TORIIIIIIITOOOOO~
Tempura Person
What about 6-star hyperrealistic bloodeyes creepy small tora
SuuSuuka
fun fact! if you want all of my money make a plushie gacha system where you can get rare pulls like el torito or the newest 5 star mao hage tora
Tempura Person
His most dangerous aspect is perhaps having el tomatillo as a partner in crime
Notsicks
El torito is a triple threat, a charming gentleman, a dashing rogue, a baby cutiepie truly he has it all
Vinuscar
Makes me swoon just imagining it.
Tempura Person
el torito doesnt even wave, he tips his hat and goes on his merry way
ragnabyrne
NGL I read this initially as El Doritos
Vinuscar
And everyone swooned when El Torito passed by them.
