[ Patreon Exclusive ] better than toasters?
🕑 Added 2025-03-01 03:00:06 +0000 UTCThey say the Tech-priest of the Month gets a special one-on-one pep talk with the higher-higher-higher ups, so productivity amongst Forge Worlds has been improving steadily as of recent.
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Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron
An heir to a religion in the making.
Verixa Okblek
Not like he's going to bone a Small Tora, what kind of monster do you think he is? That seems to be too much even for Slaanesh-san
Tempura Person
the fool, he does not resist tomato element
Verixa Okblek
No Machine Can Compare To The Greatness Of The Human Body!
Verixa Okblek
*Magos Biologis with his super sized, armor-skinned, synth-muscle infused, naturally ribbed, flame-electric-cut-bludgeoning resistant, 2nd heart sporting, Augmented Dong:* "Flee brother, My augments are more suited to handle this."
NeoTorchwick
Haha, My flesh is in danger
kingou3853
I'll show you why the magos biologis say that my flesh is stronger!
Valvary
Given the situation I don’t think Im gonna have a choice
Dinide
Punishment for not instalibg the Gravis MK12 cyberdong with eradicator array capabilities. OH OMNISSIAH SPARE ME I SHALL PURGE MYSELF OF FLESH!!!
SzargontheCultured
Thats just a clear rotating silicone onahole crotch right, no way its an actual EAGHAHAHAHAHGHHGGAGA............... Worth It
Sphynx
I wonder if it also goes well with bathes like a normal toaster does.
Jaimas
Misunderstanding his Servitors' screams of "The Tech-Acquisitor is a fucking Xenarite," Magos Tomatus bursts from his office for the last time.
Shy_
I’m going in!!
Tempura Person
You dont wanna find out
Valvary
Ok the onahole and flaming spiked vagina(?) I get….but whats that drill for?
SuuSuuka
It was banned here for like 17 years, now that spider man mcrib video is stuck in my brain
Tempura Person
zero because mcdonalds has never sold the mcrib here!!
Blaze08
Challenge accepted.
SuuSuuka
On an unrelated note how many McDonald mcribs have you eaten? Yeah you the one reading this!
TheNeonPrince
“The Things I do for Love” - Courage the Cowardly Dog