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119. To the Vatican
🕑 Added 2025-11-12 22:43:01 +0000 UTCAfter the explanation of what we were standing on, the cat decided to get to the gist of it.
“The most important thing will be how we lift the ban on magic, how we present ourselves to the mortal world. As kings? Villains? Saviors? What do we want to be to the average man? And this is where we come in,” said the cat as he produced a small package.
We all looked curiously at what was now lying on the table. To my surprise, it was a bullet.
I frowned and looked closer.
It had inscriptions on the sides. That was almost impressive. Bullets were notoriously hard to enchant, one of the reasons why they weren’t adopted by the magic community—well, at least not for hunting magical creatures.
“Okay, that is nice runework. But I don’t see much room for improvement. Bullets lack space, and the friction against the gun’s barrel might damage any more delicate runework.”
“It’s just a prototype. Not all enchantments need runework. Look,” said the cat, as he jumped on the table, sweeping his gaze over all of us. “There hasn’t been much research into new fields recently, so we don’t know the full capacity of a gun for enchantment. Yes, the moving parts and small size of the bullet make it tough, but it’s not about bringing them up to the standard of something like an arcane archer. It’s about making connections with the mundane world. They will very soon be looking for ways to deal with magic phenomena, and this is where we enter.”
The cat sat back down, giving us a few seconds to gather our thoughts.
“So,” he started in a serious voice. “Once the ban on the mortal world is lifted… we want to push for the re-creation of the exorcists.”
Our collective eyebrows shot up, aside from Ophelia’s, who was looking slightly confused.
“The exorcists were an organization mostly active after the war. A lot of dark creatures—and, most of all, undead—were walking around. The magic world didn’t have the manpower left, so the exorcists were created. A massive decentralized organization—something like a guild—bringing together everyone who wanted to fight, with a lot of new mages coming from mortal backgrounds. Anyone would be paid a commission on jobs posted to the exorcist guild.” I explained.
“At least on paper. The truth was that they wielded massive power and influence over the majority of unaffiliated fighting forces. Not to mention, it was used as a recruiting ground for many other organizations, giving them even more pull. Once magic became scarce, the brokers replaced them. But right now, that new unaffiliated fighting force will be the mortal world. We will give them a chance to gain the knowledge they so desperately need, and through them, we will get our claws into the mortal world—no violence or threats. They will offer it willingly,” the cat finished with a broad, nasty smile.
“I have doubts about that—doing that will still create tension, unaffiliated or not,” said William. “Even if you offer part of your knowledge, they will be greedy for all of it.”
“That won’t be a problem,” the cat said. “They have two options: come to the negotiation table and play our game, where we have most of the cards, or try violence and lose horribly.”
“You’re underestimating what they can do.”
“No, he’s not,” this time I broke in. “It’s not whether they can hurt us or not. The hierarchy of the mortal world is much less dependent on personal power. The majority of people running things are cowards in suits who came to power through negotiation, theft, and family fortunes. Not even a tradition of fighting in their entire bloodlines—a few nastier curses they won't know how to counter, and they’ll fold. They work on the assumption that you can't do anything about bought judges and massive security forces, but any moron proficient in curses can bypass that. A few of them tortured to death in their own beds, and they’ll play nice.”
“And if not, we’re cracking more skulls, eh?” boomed Darius.
“Exactly.” I smiled.
“Uhhhhh, rich people screaming—how nice,” Luna piped up.
“Straaaight to the ground.” Myhur nodded to himself.
The cat’s tail flopped onto the table as his ears lay flat against his head. “I have to play with the cards I was given, and all my cards are psychos,” he murmured to himself, to which Ophelia and William looked rather hurt about being grouped with us.
“And how are you gonna propose that at the sabbath? Whip out the bullet there, too?” I asked.
“No, we can’t be the ones making the proposition—it will be obvious. We will introduce it with your help, though.”
“I’m not doing politics,” I groaned.
“Oh no. I don’t want you to do any deals. I just need you to do one thing. You should do really well, actually.”
“Oh?”
“I want you to play the villain.”
We spent a few hours talking, from serious stuff to later sharing stories from previous sabbaths when we met. Ophelia listened to our tales with a mixture of interest and disapproval. For some reason, the same disapproval was clear on William’s face, but oh well. We ended the meeting in the middle of the night and went our separate ways before the sabbath.
I drove the cat home this time without Myhur, who decided to stay at the Red Head.
The talk was fascinating, and I was processing all the plans in silence as I watched the empty streets pass by.
“Sam.” The cat broke the silence as we approached the cat lady’s apartment.
“What’s up?”
“About the recent wendigo.”
“The one you thought was a skinwalker?”
“Yes. I talked to the branch near the bay harbor and… while everyone was out on the hunt, some items went missing,” the cat said, and let the silence hang in the air.
“Let me guess—similar to the ones from Brazil? Life-oriented artifacts?”
“Yes.”
Another break in the conversation.
“We don’t know much beyond it, but watch out—”
I nodded at that and stopped by the apartment, as the cat slipped through the window, not bothering with the door.
“Hey,” I shouted after him. “At least it wasn’t a skinwalker.”
“At least.”
After that, I drove Ophelia back home. She happily moved to the front seat and turned to me. “So,” she started. “Why would a skinwalker be so bad? Are they strong?”
“No. It’s… Do you know what the uncanny valley is?”
I could see her typing on her phone. “A phenomenon where a human-like object or entity evokes a feeling of eeriness or revulsion in observers because it is almost, but not perfectly, human,” she recited.
“Yep, but that’s just a definition. Why do we have it?”
“What?”
“Why did we evolve the feeling? We evolved a fear of things that creep and crawl because most were poisonous. We have a natural fear of large predators with big fangs and claws because they can rip us to shreds. We fear darkness because we can’t see in it. But why do we have the uncanny valley?”
Ophelia frowned at my question as I continued. “You see, it’s suggested that there was a time when we needed to fear something that looked human but wasn’t. Most ascribe that fear to doppelgangers—a species that is said to be extinct, killed by our ancestors, hunted to extinction with a craze, like the mammoths. During the war, the miracle workers used doppelgangers as a base, creating a creature of their own—the skinwalkers, a being with the ability to wear its victim to near-perfect mimicry. After the war, they were hunted to extinction, a number-one target for the exorcists and an easy payout for those with talents. But they still show up—mostly in Navajo myth. We are hoping that it’s just that—myth—and no one actually saw a skinwalker. But any possible sighting, especially now when magic returns, is a nasty thought.”
“Oh.” I saw her nod, and we finished the ride in silence as I dropped her off at her house.
It was the day before we were supposed to go to the Vatican when I received a message that Peter had recovered after the surgeries. He was kept asleep using the sleeping draught, but he could now be woken up, according to the surgeon.
I got into my car and drove to the safe house, eager to close the case before the sabbath. It was a small house outside of New York managed by an older man.
After arriving, I was led to the basement, where the large tub with soul-numbing solution stood, and in it, Peter was suspended.
I could see the signs of the surgery etched into his body. Fully regenerative magic was not possible before the first ascension. Q’Shar managed to get a surgeon of the first circle and a healer of the second to get his body in order, but the effects of the surgery were still visible.
His hand was rebuilt, more or less, although I doubt he would have full use of it, judging by the scarring. The additional flesh was removed, and skin grafts were applied to cover it, leaving some scar tissue here and there. The worst one was on his side and back, where the most significant growths were. Overall, you couldn’t tell anything was wrong if he was fully clothed, but one look at his body told you something horrible had happened in the past. With the passage of time and better magic, complete recuperation of flesh at least should be possible. But as for his soul, I would have to see.
I went up the small stairs next to the container and pulled out his body. I could feel the slimy substance flow down from him as I focused on getting it back into the container. Once he was relatively dry, I placed his body on a table covered in surgical sheets and prepared a seat for myself next to it.
Once ready, I measured two drops of the awakening concoction and poured them down his throat.
At first, I could see some twitching and muscle spasms, reminiscent of someone having a particularly intense dream. Then his mouth opened slightly, and a groan came from it. He then froze, ceasing all movement to the point that I was afraid his heart might have given out, but after a few seconds, every muscle in his body spasmed, and he jumped up on the bed, taking a deep breath in the process.
“What? Where?” he said, looking around in panic until his eyes met mine. “Who are you? Where am I? Wh—” He froze and looked to the side in horror, to the place where the face had previously been in his flesh. But once his eyes met nothing but slightly scarred skin, he frowned. “W-was this a dream?” he whispered to himself, looking his body over.
I could see his fingertips stop at the scars as his frown deepened. Finally, he noticed his left hand and tried to awkwardly make a fist as the fingers moved slowly into place, constantly trembling.
“It wasn’t a dream, I’m afraid,” I broke him out of his thoughts. “All that you experienced did happen.”
“So… so I really… I—” I could see tears shine in his eyes. I sat there in slightly awkward silence as he cried.
Once he was more or less done and switched from crying to just staring ahead, I decided to continue.
“So what do you want to do now?”
“What?” he asked me, confusion stirring lightly in his detached voice.
“You probably can’t think straight right now. You’ll probably also start to feel a strange, dull ache all over as the solution stops working, so I will tell you the situation you are in. I don’t need you to make a decision right now, but I will need you to think it through.”
He turned his head in my direction, his gaze barely focused.
“Your mother is still alive. She was informed that you ran away and weren’t the one who killed your father. We arranged for her to receive ‘updates’ from a friend of yours, so for now she is in relatively good condition—as much as she can be.”
“Wait. Updates? How long has it been? I—I don’t remember. I… wasn’t it two days ago?”
I winced. Right, I forgot. “Almost a month has passed.”
“What? Then I—I have to go. I can’t leave her with all that.”
“Stop,” I said, putting my hand on his shoulder so that he didn’t try to run. “For now, you can’t go back. Not in this state.”
“What state?”
“Those people who were attached to you—you think that didn’t have any consequences?”
I saw him go pale, and relax on the table, letting me continue.
“Look. Your soul has mutated. Other spirits were attached to you, and for long enough that they fully merged. We got rid of their minds, so you won’t be hearing any more voices, but the shape of your soul is still rather strange. This will cause pain—I need you to understand that you will most likely experience phantom pain on a large scale, pain that will not respond to painkillers. I won’t say that’s the rest of your life, as soul surgery might become a possibility, but for a long time. You have the following options: you can try to go back to your normal life—you will be in pain, but the ability to handle it depends on your will. Another option is that you will take my offer and become something like a test subject for me. As you probably noticed by now, magic is real, and you experienced one of its most horrifying aspects. I want to see the influence of those souls on your magic talent. I want to see what can be done. If you take that option, you will have to listen to me and go along with my ideas, but in turn, I will take care of your well-being, and once I become skilled enough, I will offer you a solution for the pain, assuming one exists. But both those options will require a lot from you—a lot of willpower and dedication—so if you don’t have that in you, I can also help you leave this world…”
“I can choose… death?” he asked.
The disbelief in his voice made me smile. It looked like that was strong in him if he didn’t even consider it subconsciously. “Yes, that is an option. Such is the law. In the following days, I will be absent, and you have a lot to think through. We can contact your mother for you. And once you have made a decision, you can tell me through the old caretaker upstairs. If you want to sleep, take a drop of this serum and dive into this container. Don’t worry—it’s enchanted so that you won’t choke. The solution in it will block most of the pain from your soul, but you can’t use it forever—and not while you’re conscious.”
After that, I gave him a brief explanation about how the case was closed and the world of magic. I left him sitting at the table, looking at the wall. I can’t imagine the number of thoughts in his head right now, so after my part was done, I left him with them.
The next day, I was informed that he had requested to contact his mother. I would have to deal with his decision after the sabbath.
So right now, both Ophelia and I were packed, as we were all taking a private jet to the Vatican.
I took a last look at mine and Ophelia’s scrolls.
Race: ? Bloodline: ?
Circle: 3
Standard Spells per circle:
1st: 27
2nd: 9
3rd: 4
Attributes:
Body
Strength: 19
Dexterity: 23
Endurance: 25
Constitution: 17
Mind
Intelligence: 27
Wisdom: 18
Willpower: 29
Mental Defense (non-fear): 28
Spirit
Soul: 21 -> 22
Instinct: 0
Faith: 2
Manifestation: ?
Social
Empathy: 2
Charisma: 5
Pressure: 25
Passion: 8
Skills: Multilingual; Authority Over Mana (apprentice); Authority Over Mind; Eldritch Madness; Eldritch Tongue; Servant to the Abyss; Spell Casting; Ritual Casting; Curse Weaving; Full Astral Projection (apprentice -> adept); Golem Creation (novice -> beginner); Darkvision; Accelerated healing
Secrets: Fire, Space, Death, Mind
Mysteries: Space, Death, Curse, Soul (novice -> beginner), Mind
Enigmas?: Eldritch
Ophelia:
Race: -
Magic Circle: 1
Standard Spells per circle:
1st: 13
Stats:
Body
Strength: 14 -> 17
Dexterity: 18 -> 19
Endurance: 15 -> 17
Constitution: 19
Mind
Intelligence: 17
Wisdom: 14 -> 17
Willpower: 19
Mental Defense: 18
Spirit
Soul: 11 -> 13
Instinct: 0
Faith: 3 -> 6
Manifestation: 19
Social
Empathy: 14
Charisma: 13
Pressure: 8 -> 10
Passion: 16
Skills: Poison Resistance, Familiar Manifestation, Minor Darkvision, Spell Casting (beginner), qi control (novice)
Secrets: Life (apprentice), Death (beginner -> apprentice)
Mysteries: –
They looked good. We both grew. I also mastered all the third circle spells I wanted, except for hellfire. That would take time, so it was left for later.
We were ready. All our plans were in motion, all the cat’s schemes were blooming—now only to see how they will fare against the rest of the world.
‘How exciting,’ I thought to myself, as we boarded the jet and took flight to the Vatican.
Comments
Kemizle
Humans can be made my the gods and then evolve over time in my mind I don’t think he meant evolution from 1 cell organisms to human beings
yohan gu
> Why did we evolve the feeling? We evolved a fear of things that creep and crawl because most were poisonous. This is strange to me. It implies evolution is a thing in this universe, but I find that hard to square with the world building. Also, when torturing the fist guy Sam mentioned there was a recipe for the gods creating humans in the necronomicon, which is at odds with humans having evolved.
Hastumo
Those are some cool theories! And we will see which one is right...
Freddyz02
Hmm, maybe Peter will have an affinity for soul magic, since he's got all that gobbledygook mixed up in his soul. Or at the very least, he's got access to a bunch of power mana techniques, could he do that whole mind palace thing Sam showed Ophelia? Or because the minds of those souls are gone, he can't access them. Then again, his body should remember at least some of it subconsciously. Fuck, Peter might be something of a wunderkind if he could tap into that. So Exciting!
