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Drawpoll reward - War of Actium Rule 34
🕑 Added 2025-09-28 23:18:38 +0000 UTCLast week you guys voted for which pair of historical figures I should make some spicy pics about, and the winner by a pretty wide margin were Augustus Caesar and Marcus Agrippa!
To give you guys a little context, this fellow called Julius Caesar (you might have heard of him) got stabbed about 23 times, leaving a power vacuum in the Roman Republic, which was immediately filled by a triumvirate formed by his adopted son Octavian (aka Giaus Octavius, see picture 1) and two other consuls, Marc Antony and Marcus Lepidus.
This worked for a couple of years until the three got too ambitious. Lepidus got exiled and Octavius and Marc Antony started a civil war to control all of Rome. Enter Marcus Agrippa (see picture 2), a general with an impressive record and Octavian's right hand man. Agrippa led Octavian's forces against Mark Antony's (including the Ptolemaic kingdom, led by his wife Cleopatra, you might have also heard of her) in the battle of Actium and wiped the floor with them, leading Octavian to become the first Roman emperor and claiming the name Augustus Caesar.
Now, were Augustus and Agrippa gay for each other? Not as far as we know, BUT historians do agree Augustus was a very handsome man that took good care of his appearence and was more frail than Agrippa so I do think they would do a decent twink/bear power couple.
HOWEVER, there were accusations at the time that Octavian had earned his adoption by Caesar through sexual favors, which were probably political slander perpetrated by Mark Antony (see picture 3). Additionally, after defeating Mark Antony and Cleopatra, the latter tried to seduce Octavian to secure a better deal for herself, it reportedly did not work on him at all (see picture 4).
So, is it a stretch to believe these two best bros might have gotten freaky at some point? Romans did believe it wasn't gay if there was no penetration, after all (picture 5).
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Headache-Man!
His thick thighs engulf the dick
Skeptic101
Is Marcus the only one getting penetrated?? LMAO
Mike Ryan
Hot history
