First Time Mom
🕑 Added 2018-04-26 18:04:30 +0000 UTC Flora receives some words of wisdom from some of the other comic mothers, suggested by BluePhantom90 and CrimsonHelsing!
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this one is actually genuinely funny. I haven't laughed so hard since seeing Sonic faceplanting the dirt afer a sprint.
Big facts
You should feel bad for all women who can’t use painkillers
When you realize your comment makes no sense based on the time scale, and the fact that it should have been impossible anyways.
Kirien Fost
I bet Flora had them too. But Trace will have to take care of Flora while she carries and delivers the baby. That's not an easy task too.
CrRAR
*Natani pushes through a small crowd of astonished onlookers and licensed doctors* "Outta the way, this is obviously a job for a man! Like me. Yeah." *takes one look at Flora* "yipeyipeyipe"
katadom
I hope that Natani helps with delivering Flora's baby just so Natani has a front row seat on child birth.
Reseen Dalls
While Trace just had to have an orgasm... nature is unjust.
DarkriderZX
Poor Flora.
Albert Johfur
Yeeeaaah, intentional abortion/miscarriage jokes aren't funny... I'm not some supersensitive wallflower offended by everything, but there are things that aren't rly jokable.
Matthew Morgan
That is the world of life
Customaera
Ahh~ The miracle of child birth!
FirstOfThFallen
Mary's comment had me rolling. ^_^
Ostaru Empire
A woman/keidran must know that your first will always be the worst. 🤣
Kubulai
Of course you knocked out one of the doctors, Adelalde. You're inexplicably twice their size.
KWolf75
When u realize it was better with a condom on
SCD
Flora: I think I'm going to ask Trace to punch me in the gut as hard as he can.
Meowium99
*SWEAT*
RagnaBlade
As much as I cannot wait for this part of the story, I know it will be underwhelming.
Ex_04LLZ
Where's nora? Her stories must be hilarious.
maxim v
you do realize that flora prefers to walk around with only their fur covering... right...
maxim v
are you absolutely sure about that... or some say that giving birth is THE most painful thing anyone can go through, that's right over severe kidney stones...
maxim v
it looks like some still need lessons in picking their words, or that only made it sound a bit worse... :/
Thisguy
They are probably partially trolling her.
Beanus Maxamilus
There’s no escape from your destiny! Next time make better life choices!
Beanus Maxamilus
at this moment she knew, she fucked up
Beanus Maxamilus
Sir, you are a genius
Rj
I also have a cool idea for a sketch all of the twokinds characters as mad max characters
Rj
I feel bad for flora
Tygepc
No pressure.
I'm a simple man; I see Adelaide, I favorite and upvote.
Glenn Sellers
I'm glad to see this one finally done. I voted it number one every time it came up for a vote. Thanks to those who finally wanted to see it.
Muddypaws
Sorry Flora. You two did the deed! There’s no way back now! Bwahahahaha!
Steve Gloria
...but hey! At least it looks cute when it's out! :D
Michel Gerencir
"You'll fart, pee, poop and puke in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom will be staring intently at your vagina."
Backonninja
???
Adamas
and to hear my mom tell it, trying to drown the doctor.
Norvin Fisk
lol
DanthePaniniMan
Step 1: be prepared to live off of 3 hours of sleep
Luckysniper2424
O no it’s the VERY awkward talk you all know what I mean
Code Mystic Artist
AaaaahhahAAHHAHAHA
Keidran and humans couldn't mate because of Ephemural, but it's said somewhere in the comic that she removed that block
1. During labor women are full of endorphines, hormones giving the same effect as opium, so women are naturally anesthetized; 2. Scientific studies say labor pain is assimilable to (I think in english is) kidney stone, so yes, men can prove the same pain, but without the endorphines; 3. With proper preparation and the right methods, like breathing or focusing (hipnotism), women can halve the pain; 4. Labor DO gives pain, but in the end a woman give birth to a child (or maybe more), and no man can do the same; that’s why I’m so jealous
A original name
I still kinda think Trace/flora is secratly a Dragon becouse dragons can mate whith every race (Reni explained that in chapter 19)
I got mostly "It's just like really bad period cramps" and "It's not as bad as you think, don't let people scare you". Lieeeeeees, painkillers are the greatest things ever.
LupusK
bet you wish you hadn't asked. >:D
FurrySunny
But where is the magic if you just conjure it out?
The Sexy Beast
Trace needs to make like Whis and magic their child out of Flora's womb when the time approaches.
FurrySunny
Note for Trace: Just do what your wife tells you to do and hug it a lot. Also remember to tell her boyfriends, if its a girl, that you have an alternate personality who knows a lot of really painful murder Spells.
Little_shewolf
This is why I'm still hesitant. You've got all my respect ladies !
Kaija
Sometime, a lying is good >~>
Ginnung Fox
Why I have this dark chuckle
The moment when a new life comes to our world, a beautiful moment with a lot of screaming and pain.
Keith_yaj
Lol x3
FurrySunny
So. Next comic about Trace getting notes about becoming a Father?
Wolf guy
All of you just shout up! Your scaring Flora.
FurrySunny
My parents once talked with me about that. Forget wedding day. The day you become parents is the most wonderful day in your life.
DarthKeidran
Also, by knocking out one of the doctors in the process, King Adelaide means: “Projectile Childbirth” launching the doctor against the wall. The single pillow meant to catch Maddy was not sufficient. Also, the doctor was her dad, so maybe that’s why we’ve never seen him.
MoppyPuppy
Ending to The FLY
Patrick Horton
XDD Me thinkth this'll be colored by June. (or whenever's Mother's Day lands on.)
DarthKeidran
To be honest, Mary probably could have used some when Raine was born, pups are born with claws.
ElderScrollsMekkan
Grade-A plus xD lmao! Chill, Flora, I'm sure they're just overexagerating. C'mon ladies, knock it off!
Mediawatcher
Don’t worry Flora, you’ll be fine
Panther
I can imagine Mary discovering her daughter is a cute keidran wolf . Don't be worried , Flora : i'm sure all will be fine for you .............. *prepare the anesthetic*
Natani Wolf
IT'S HILARIOUS XD It has to have part 2 xD
Thestooge
You'll be fine Flora!
DarthKeidran
Trace? I’m gonna ask this nicely, but will you find a way to give Keith all my labor pains? As payback for being mean to me for the first couple months we knew each other?
AstroChaos
That's just glorious