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Assassin Chef

🕑 Added 2018-08-18 18:03:58 +0000 UTC

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jared alan bevers

omg the perfect mate>/////<

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Steve Gloria

SHE CAN COOK?!?!?!

Ash

Cute!

Argonwolf

OH! She learned how to cook to poison people... my mind went in a very different, cannibalistic direction with the whole association between assassination and making food. Thank you for putting me at ease.

Argonwolf

He probably gets his ass kicked, then drools over Saitama watching him do all the dirty work.

Shadowkey392

THE CAKE IS A LIE! I-I mean ALIVE! THE CAKE IS ALIVE!

McClaw

How are you going to get the target to ingest the poison if the bait isn't appealing?

The_Mighty_Derp

Now does geno show up to save the day?

Kirien Fost

Always love to see this two! ^w^

Panther

Natani's words : "- You pick up some things" ............. I wonder now where the meat comes from ? ^_^"

Supreme Leader Porg

Did you say split evenly? Soviet national anthem plays I didn’t know the Jedi were Russian spies! Lol

Sunfish43

Keith and Natani being cute with one another = <3 <3 <3 Mario RPG reference with Twokinds characters = as much hearts.

Sunfish43

Chemical X

SCD

Good choice, I like it. Especially Super Mario RPG is one of my favorite SNES games.

My suggestion got chosen and it's adorable!

Michael Vey

Hey Tom, where do you keep the knives in a sketch? I'll split the cake evenly, don't worry(And by evenly I mean half to me and half to everyone else.) XP

Shadowkey392

You know...like basic survival skills...

SCD

Don't worry Keith & Natani, Mario & his friends will beat up the cake and then Booster will eat it for you.

SCD

She learn how too cook after watching Emeril on the Food Network.

Capt Jack

like the iron chef but better

Reian

Holy crap, Tom. That's an ANCIENT reference! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7CKSDSQ0Y" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7CKSDSQ0Y</a>

DarthKeidran

🎵“Do you like my fork, fork, fork. My diamond fork, fork. That you cannot afford, ford, for my diamond fork, fork. Even if you could, could, I’ll lend it to you!🎶 (shocking twist to a tobuscus song, I know)

DarthKeidran

Because, it should… x’D³

Kaija

Excuse me, I may be a little bit deficient in my english today, but "why didn’t you off him when you brought him a meal sometime" means "Why didn't [Try to poison] him"?

David

Now I'm hungry! ;3;

Keith Keiser

Too much fondant, more like whoops I spilled a bottle o magic in that thing!

RagnaBlade

Why does the alternate ending remind me of a boss from Mario RPG?

Spartan277

She'd be a perfect fit for Monster Hunter, Kill em and Grill em.

Gray Scribe

That looks much better than Kitsune Sura's cooking. But then her motto is: "I can cook anything with legs. When they stop moving, it's done."

CrimsonQuill086

then there will be cake

CrimsonQuill086

GLaDOS: You will be baked, and

Celes Valkea

Ohgods, the cake from SMRPG!

Khanaar

Fahn Daunt! *pretentious accent*

DarthKeidran

Tell me about it. If I could cook like that I could rule the galaxy.

Ordithus

Heh, Natani is shy about his greatest skill. For a gender-confused assassin, Natani sure acts cute.

DarthKeidran

I’m jealous because that meal looks so food right now.

DarthKeidran

Look up Caleb Hyles Still Alive (8-Bit) it’s pretty good.

DarthKeidran

🎶“Anyway this cake is great, It’s so delicious and moist! Look at me still talking when there’s science to do, when I look up there it makes me GLaD I’m not you! I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive…🎵

Muddypaws

Cooking for her man,.., Er... Basitin.

DarthKeidran

STORY-COMMENT™ Keith: <“How so?”> Natani: <“So… Clovis hired, or rather ordered, Zen and I to assassinate a rival Assassin Lord and… Since I didn’t know how to cook, and that poison seemed like the only way to do it. He made me take cooking classes.”> Keith: <“Well that can’t be too bad.”> Natani: <“It wasn’t bad, it was terrible. He was always demanding me to practice by making meals for him or he’d expose my secret.”> Keith: <“If it was that bad why didn’t you off him when you brought him a meal sometime?”> Natani: 🤯 Zen (Mindscape): “Natani, Natani are you there?” Youngtani (Mindscape): “Duck!!! It’s Like a war zone here after Keith suggested we could have offed Clovis the same way you tried offing that Tiger Cheiftain.” Zen: “You mean the one who choked to death on the appetizer before we even gave him the main course?” 🤯 Youngtani: “Get me out of here!!!” DarthKeidran ALT-COMMENT™ GLaDOS (to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/portal-kat-8584501">Portal Kat</a>): “Would You Like A Piece Of Delicious Cake?” Kat: *Nods Head* GLaDOS: “Complete The Tests And You Will Get Your Piece Of Delicious Cake.” Kat: *Completes a Test* GLaDOS: “The Enrichment Center Is Experiencing An Unexpected Change. We Are Sorry To Inform You That The Cake Is A Live. Try Not To Die.” Super Mario RPG Cake Monster: *Busts through a wall chasing after Keith and Natani, Falling into an acid pit* GLaDOS: “I see you have defeated the Cake Monster, Congratulations. I Regret To Inform You, You Have Now Made The Cake A Lie… I Had To Fire The Cooks For Making Such A Monstrosity… With A Turret. Meanwhile: Keith: <“Phew! That Was Close!!!”> Natani: <“Remind me to never take a cooking assassination job ever again!”> Youngtani: “But all our hard work.” 😭

FurrySunny

Can someone hand me a fork? I challenge that cake. IN THE NAME OF MEANINGLESS GLUTTONY!

JsTheWolf

i thought keidran liked fresh food

So she made a cake and we're happy to say that by all appearance it's still alive And when they're home It'll be still alive When the keidrans come it'll be still alive And when Neutrality comes it'll be still alive still alive still alive

Jackrabbit

Ok, it seems that Nat is on the list too... Here's something about foods and cooking we need to emphasize here: <1>. Never let Raine cook.<2>. Never let Flora deliver the cake or trick others with mistletoe <3>. Never let Trace enter the kitchen!

Code Mystic Artist

Oh dang.

Fennex

Exactly my thought. Being a chef is a good cover, and honestly I'd love to see Natani become a chef once he and Keith settle down

FoxDren

ah, the all powerful fondant

RumailXXIII

... I'mma need to see Eric as Booster and Maddie as Peach now, at the wedding, with this cake. No idea who else should be who, except the obvious Clovis as Bowser.

Ahh! It's the cake from SMRPG! <3