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Totally Nuts

🕑 Added 2018-09-11 17:31:47 +0000 UTC

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wayne sampson

I don't know why, but this kinda reminds me of the Nut Job movie

DarthKeidran

@Supreme Leader Porg Things have just been really busy so I have been quite delayed in my comments. Katsassin is done and I’ll finish Evelyn’s twins and draconic balance in a short while.

DarthKeidran

@Zen Magi got that one done for you.

Zen Magi

hope we are getting an story comment at the one with Kat Assassin

Supreme Leader Porg

Three shalt be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. “One, Two, Five”

Supreme Leader Porg

Coconuts slamming together intensifies

Supreme Leader Porg

Yay, story comments are kinda back. I was starting to wonder if things were still okay for you

Ed Corulli aka DragonAmongUs

Holy grail ... In reference to the holy hand grenade. (five is right out.)

Greywolf

1. Hes a miniature giant space hamster. 2. THE TECHIQUE OF KICKING EVIL IN ITS BUTT WORKS FOR EVERYONE!!!

SCD

Sadly it didn't break, because it's made out of plastic.

Adamas

But Boo is a Giant Space Hamster!

DarthKeidran

Keidranified Nibbly and the Peanut Grail

DarthKeidran

Thou shalt attempt to open the holy nut jar not once, but three times. When thou counteth to three, thou shalt relinquish the holy nut jar to thine significant other, who shalt open the holy nut jar with ease. Amen Quiz time… name the movie i parodied a reference of! (Hint: The item of the subject scene is referenced in Ready Player One)

DarthKeidran

Same as my last comment. Sorry for failure to story. Things have been hectic. STORY-COMMENT™ The next morning… Sythe: “Nibs! Nibs! *finds Nibbly* “Nibbly! Are you alright girl? Speak to me?” Nibbly: “<a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/halloween-15341838">Do what you must. I have already won.</a>” Sythe: “Why did you do this to yourself!? I had all day planned out. Let’s get you moving to get things flowing.” *helps Nibbly on her feet* Nibbly: *Squeaks In squirrel instead of speaks human* ~Ahm Hic! ahlraht. Hic!~ *looses balance and winds up going deadweight on Sythe* Sythe: “Dang It! Don’t pass out on me now! We need to get you moving.” Nibbly (tripping out on a peanut overdose): {“It’s Hic! the Pro-Hic!-tein.} Sythe: “What!? Ok. We’re just gonna get you to a doctor instead.”

Supreme Leader Porg

I just looked the up, the average lifespan in the Middle Ages was 31. Now that may be because they had a lot die early, but I would say that 70 would be a stretch for average Middle Ages lifespan.

Wolf guy

He’s a she dummy

ElderScrollsMekkan

*Zelda music!*

Greywolf

Scythe: Go for the nuts, nibs! Nibs:*halfway into enemy pants* arrf Scythe:..Errr, on second thought, we better stick with boo's Version

Glitch

Hard to guess, cookies maybe?

Chill the Dragon

What is the other 2%? xP

maxim v

i just checked, and it said that the human lifespan is approximately 65 at worst and 120 at the very best, so in other words, a human lifespan is 80+ and in the twokinds story it's 60 to 80 or in other words, in twokinds a human lifespan is approximately 70- like in the middle-ages it was 60 to 70.

Josh McJunkin

Should Sythe be jealous?

Panther

OH GOD ............ The holy nut jar ; Nibbly got the power ^_^

Torbjörn Larsson

SuperNibbly - that is a nut job! / Abilities: Can leap into a tree with a single bound. Fluffy. Nut vision.

Glitch

"I've got a jar of nuuuuts, I've got a jar of nuuuuuuts, and guess what's inside it!"

OneFluffyBoi

IM ABOUT TO NUT!!!!

Cha11engerD

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xISEnAhfynI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xISEnAhfynI</a>

Luckysniper2424

So dose this that mr nibby is a kedran

Supreme Leader Porg

Sweet. I get both a bubbly sketch and a comic page for the night before my birthday. Awesome!

Supreme Leader Porg

Middle Ages was like 40. Keidran are 20ish to 30 I believe. And modern for us is like 80 to 100 average (although it is rising)

Supreme Leader Porg

Ba dum tss

Supreme Leader Porg

Lol

Supreme Leader Porg

I think scrat was his name. He is low key the best character in ice age

Muddypaws

Squirrel’s do love any nuts they can put their paws on.😏

Sylvrwolflol

The fabled Grail of Planters! Said to grant the wielder more nuts than one could ever store for winter!

Darkwolf

It's like she's discovered the Holy Grail of nuts lol

maxim v

so in other words, in twokinds' world, a human's lifespan is the same as in the middle-ages time era? even with magic?...

okami-zero

She must learn the secret art of OPPOSABLE THUMBS...

CrRAR

*enthusiastic gnawing begins*

SCD

Mrs. Nibbly: Squeak! (Yay! I finally got the jar of mixed nuts, NOW HOW DO I OPEN THIS DAMN THING!)

Patrick Johnson

Unless it's different in Twokinds, the average human life span is about 60 to 80, and I believe Keidran lifespans are about 20 to 30.

maxim v

a Squirrel for a Keidran, is the same as a cat or a dog for a Human.

maxim v

what is the lifespan of a Human? 100 to 120? now what is it for Keidran? 30 years? 40? well, a Squirrel's lifespan is 4 to 11 years, so yeah... :/

Beanus Maxamilus

One was a-salted!

Beanus Maxamilus

Two peanuts walked down a road...

Capt Jack

migh not be the place to talk about it but karen really stepped in it with maddy.

Alto135

Ms Nibbly's Holy Grail has been found.😁

steelabjur

Mixed nut mixes tend to be bulked with peanuts because they're comparatively cheap.

Khalandar

That is the joke!

Zarknorg Greenscale

That's a lot of nuts!!!

Drayco84

Mostly just here to argue semantics on this... But isn't "Mixed nuts" with 98% peanuts just "Peanuts with a little bit of other stuff thrown in"?

Night_Meaty22

Must... hide... them...

David

This sketch reminds me a little of Ice Age movie squirrel... 🤔 Love it anyway. 👍❤

Zen Magi

they are both nuts

WhiteGlint211

Bardolf Snowolf

<a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ruZ7zad8g</a> You'll all understand why I posted this lol. Wait until the part where his son sees the cakes XD

The Sexy Beast

That's just nuts... 😉

CrRAR

Leggu mah legumes~

Dimensional

Is that Nibs turned somewhat into a Keidran, or a large, wingless Fidget?

MoppyPuppy

He's not all that fit, Nibbly's husband of must be some pampered 'inside' squirrel.

Natani Wolf

Her true husband is Sythe ^^

DNMZ

Oh her husband's nuts are really gonna give her a mouthful hehe

Drago Whooves

anyone else hear the LoZ item get music?

Kyle Kowalchuk

Is it murder for to eat this husband?

DiDiDi-X

Man I would do the same thing with Nutella and make it my waifu

So did she dig them up in the kitchen? Did she know she had a giant jar full of nuts in the kitchen? Why is she so supprised then? Is it even her jar? Did she put it there and just forget about it? Does she even behave like a Keidran or is she just running around on all fours frantically searching for food all day? I'm so confused ...