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Nora's Advice

🕑 Added 2019-08-30 16:01:01 +0000 UTC

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JIngle

Well as Scarlet he'll be permanently friend zoned with Raine and never win her over either

Your name

fooking roasted

Panther

You're dead , Red

DarthKeidran

That, would actually be extremely hilarious… Wait! When asked about the canonicity of some sketches, Tom has said “Everything is Canon.” What is literally every sketch on here, including the more questionable ones, canonically speaking, are canon for the reason you point out here?! Because they are all Nora’s dreams?! Mind 🤯😵

Wild Space Saga

Fan theory! What if all these Nora sketches are Nora's dreams during her long sleep?

DarthKeidran

King Adelaide happened.

DarthKeidran

Anticipation of punishment can be worse than the punishment itself. I would have to say this is how it should roll. Also, don’t you mean “Red’s not the sharpest sword in the armory” since he’s, according to a sweater he wore in a Christmas sketch from forever ago, “always thinking’ with my sword”, that would be more fitting.

DarthKeidran

I have the, one hair color different, perfect image for this. Thank you for the good laugh. <img src="https://i.imgflip.com/281zdj.jpg">

LadyDragoness Serpant

Look at these ted talk hastlers these people gotta get there head around that the speaker is always right

The Sexy Beast

...Dead Red Redemption?

Argonwolf

*NOM "Lesson One..." *GULP "Eliminate all distractions. You'll need to focus your..." *BURP "...full attention on the human you wish to seduce." R.I.P. Red

Vicroc4

I mean, Red's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's got to know who he just sassed there. Would be funny if instead of immediately hitting him with some sort of TF, if Nora just graciously conceded the point - leaving Red to worry about what possible punishment she could be working on for him.

Sons of Lorgar

Here lies Red... Red is Dead... He never understood the finer points of never smartassing a dragon.

LupusK

So this is where Red regretted the day he interrupted Nora Talks

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

After twokinds is done

Meowium99

oof

steelabjur

Sounds like Red has just volunteered to be Nora's example subject for her students to practice her teachings on.

Christian

OOF! Fucking got her

Kaija

*The second after* Database Erro: WHY AM I BECOME A FURRBALL?!

TheEnderRebel

And this is when NoraTalk became a Hunt

Darkwolf

Pffft X3

DarthKeidran

#DumbWaysToDie

DarthKeidran

Enter Fem-Fox-Red

Greywolf

So now we know how red ended up as a keidran for a time. Think first then speak.

Shadow

OH BURN BY THE HOT HEAD! Though it is funny how Nora is after Trace, but we don't know of her history with other humans. I wonder when we'll see her past?

InTheLionsDen

It's a good thing she is very forgiving.

Diego P

he dead

JAB the Tab

top 10 last words

Kasey Sandman

Nora should transform red into a dragon hatchling, and be like "since you want to want to act like baby, maybe you would rather be one."

[NoMiddleInitial]

Nora: As I was saying.... https://youtu.be/mLU2DcE6A_A?t=23

Caleb H.

yees

Golden Gears

Isn't Nora regarded as the progenitor for most of the dragons that are currently alive? If so what on earth happened to the dragons that came before Nora?

Natani Magi

R.I.P Red haired guy

The Sexy Beast

...and so, Red ended up being Nora's plaything for the next few centuries.

Axel

The fastest way to lose favor, brought to you by the imminently deceased. We forgot his name, may his soul rest in Nora's stomach.

Reian

Oof.

Darkwolf

Well I know someone who's getting turned into a woman for the next few years XD

Timmainsson

You beet me to it LOL

Timmainsson

She's been around longer than the life of just one(very special) human. So be careful pipsqueak XD XD XD

Estragon

I wouldn't be so quick to offend a Dragon...

Runeru

Oh...dear...

Burgafrickle

Been nice knowing you Red lol

Torbjörn Larsson

Dragonslayed Red. Starts w/ -9 lives and no survival skills.

MiDoFox

Nora: dO YuO WaNt A FuCkiNg SlaP?

SCD

Red after Nora sets him on fire: IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!! BURNS DA BAAAAAHH!! (Blood reference)

Akashimo Hakubi

Red gets into the penalty box as a female l Kendren Fox for that.

Roughlandin

Apologies for the green text wall, btw! XD

Roughlandin

Red walks away, noticeably unharmed. Nora: "..." Reni: "Um... Lady Nora?" Nora: "...Now begins today's second lesson. The art of Draconian revenge. Now, the easy route would be to transform the object of your vexation into another species, gender, or combination thereof. This grants immediate satisfaction, even if it is a bit heavy-clawed. If one is willing to delay the need for gratification, however, there are other ways to achieve similar results. Say for example, subtly altering the target's scent so that it resembles that of a female keidran in season. For an added layer of spice, one might also alter the subject's own sense of smell so that they find the scents of male friends and acquaintances to be equally appealing. Of course, this is all strictly theoretical..." Meanwhile elsewhere... Red: "Hey, Sythe. Are you using a new shampoo or something? You smell kinda... nice." Sythe: "I don't usually use shampoo, but now that you mention it, you smell different too. Kinda... good." Red: "Maybe we should... go check the oasis room together. See if we can... find that shampoo?" Sythe: "Yeah. Gotta... find that shampoo bottle. Hide it somewhere. So people don't get... distracted. Grrrrrrr." Red: "Mmmm-Sythe? Sythe! SYTHE?!? The oasis room! WAIT TILL WE GET IN THE ROOMMMPH!"