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Battle of the Tavern Owners

🕑 Added 2019-08-31 16:01:00 +0000 UTC

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Lexio

There are 2 possible outcomes. 1, Adira wins. 2, Nibbly wins.

Stephen Gilberg

No pun intended?

okami-zero

I went to vote....and my brain seized up. >.O

DarthKeidran

Ah-Di-Rah! Ah-Di-Rah!

LadyDragoness Serpant

When big chungus wearing realistic man mask walks in.

Patrick Horton

https://strawpoll.com/7fc2d1cy I'm Total-Vote #37. Make sure you vote and let Tom know about this so he can do a Sequel.

The Sexy Beast

So long as it's not shedding season...

Bill Crye the Violence Guy

Tom will probably draw one of them beating the shit out of the other one after the winner is announced lmao

RivCA

I definitely want to see the results of this one.

Patrick Horton

We're biased, but also, they are serving Customers in Edinmire, Adria's Hometurf.

Galaxytgw

Sorry buuuut I'd prefur to be served by a snow leopard

Inglorious Bastard

I think most of us here are.

Torbjörn Larsson

Mardira is not a ship, it's a late pub night. And copious amounts of tipping ...

Heresy

My money's on Adira (though admittedly I am biased).

RacingEevee

*Duel of the fates plays in the background *

SCD

Adira: As you were saying. (her jar is full of tip money) Maren: Aw, I knew I should have wore that damn collar!

hippiewerewolf

Woah... um, well then. Guess I'll have to eat out more often...

Spartan277

I love me a snowmew, but Maren rocks that dress amazingly

Raine Cheetah

Adira for sure.

Markius Fox

Plus a plush luxurious tail~.

McClaw

So long as neither of them leaves hair in my drink...

Mari Fox

All my coins on Adira!

MoppyPuppy

Adira has the bigger and better butt, game over for Maren.

metalman20

Oh damn it’s freaking on, adira is having none of it lol

Michael Hunt

Unfair for Maren

MiDoFox

Since I love balance I'll give both of them 50 cents

VGR

Just to clarify: you’re talking about giving her money, right?

Ordithus

That outfit belongs on Maren, wow! Lovely ladies ♡ Maren would get my tip, no surprise there. Thanks Tom!<br>Maren has failed to understand the love for fuzzy people before.

Golden Gears

She did own a tavern, but it ended up getting destroyed in a battle and she was deemed an enemy of the state for helping Sythe.

Keith Keiser

I don't mind who wins, go get em

coredumperror

Maren owns a tavern??

Travis9x

This is my idea. Tip them both, equally, so that the battle escalates. 😸

SqueaklesMcFinn

GO ADIRA GO!!!!

Okamiiiiiiiii

https://strawpoll.com/7fc2d1cy to vote

Roughlandin

At the end of the night... Maren: "Wait a second. My tip count's not adding up. This can't be right. You... you cheated!" Adira: "I admit it. I'm sorry." Maren: "This still doesn't make any sense! If you cheated, why do I have MORE money than I should?" Adira: "My jar filled up about midway through the night. I didn't have anywhere else to put it, so I threw the extra in yours." Maren: "You cheated... by ADDING money to my jar? Why?" Adira: "I didn't want you to feel bad. I had an unfair advantage. It's my tavern. The people here known me better. They're more comfortable with me, even the humans. You shouldn't have to work harder for the same tips just because you're new here." Maren: "I... Thank you?" Adira: "Don't mention it. Either way, I made sure I still had a little more at the end of the night, so I still win! Now to the matter at hand... my prize." Maren: "We... never did decide what the prize for winning would be, did we? Um... do you want the rest of my tips?" Adira: "Oh, I've a few ideas about that. Let me go put Maeve to bed first. After that, I'm sure we can work... something out... between the two of us. But you can keep your tips. Who knows, play your cards right and you might even pick up a couple more before the night is over..." Maren: *Blushes*

Mathieu Northway

Yes

Aurum Lupus

I'd tip them both. What currency would you like $,€,£,¥,₩, Denarius, Drachma, or Aureus?

Darkwolf

Not to mention if she gets her daughter to use that hyper cuteness of hers lol

Aurum Lupus

Or some "Wonderwall" 😏😉.

Greywolf

Mama cat has this without issue. You just can't compete with fluffy cat charm

Tharkis

Could always 'even the playing field' and have her turned into cat-maren =D

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

1 vote for adira, I need me some riftwall in my life

The Sexy Beast

Adira has years of experience serving humans that Maren might not be aware of, plus she seems like someone who would be more attuned to what a customer wants/needs.

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

You'd be surprised how people appreciate someone who can fire back

DNMZ

Mmmm this one is tricky...both ladies are 10's. Think I'm going with Maren. Adira is showing some nice leg, but Maren's bare shoulders and cleavage...yeah it's close but I'm tipping Maren