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Adelaide's Improptu First Date

🕑 Added 2019-10-12 16:01:00 +0000 UTC

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J. Martin Laursen

First he climbed the tower, then he climbed Adelaide.

DarthKeidran

…in the other’s bedchambers intra-coitus.

Roughlandin

The tale of Adelaide and her paramour would be later be transcribed by the famous Basitin playwright, Wilhelm Shiversword, becoming one of his most famous works. For dramatic purposes, Shiversword ended the play with both lovers tragically poisoning themselves rather than living without their love. This differs from the true tale, where only one of them died horribly.

Shadowkey392

First: what makes you think she’s King at this point? And second: where the hell did the name “Jade” come from???

DarthKeidran

Turns out mr "hello there" picked this line up from her, as well as how to use the high ground as an advantage point. It did say "A long time ago", What's to say that they didn't somehow encounter Mekkan during the war.

DarthKeidran

oof! I must ask, why all the debbie downers on all the sappy posts btw?

He's wiry.

SCD

Adelaide: Do you drink Wilkins? Madelyn’s Dad: No! She pushes him off the balcony. Adelaide: You should, it will soften your fall.

Shadowkey392

Never underestimate the abilities of us scrawny people!

Shadowkey392

You and me both!

Mippy

*shrug* I see her as more of a flannel girl myself

Alex Carpentier

If this gets colored, I suggest a slightly more sheer nightgown...

Caleb H.

its technically not canon

DarthKeidran

The thing I think is funny, is this implies that she’s King at this time. If so, she could have requested his presence, and then dismissed the guards on pain of impact of Horse and Carriage. …Then again, this could have been a test. Most Basitin would likely take the room temperature challenge intra-coitus with Jade, provided that they lack sufficient stamina at that moment. So perhaps Adelaide is conscious of how lethal she is and the following occurred: STORY-COMMENT™ Maddie’s dad: [“When can I see you again Jade?”] Jade: [“As you know, being King makes me quite busy. We could meet more easily if we have an official reason to meet.”] Maddie’s dad: [“So we probably won’t see each other much anymore.”] Jade: [“I’m sure with you’re creative mind you can figure it out.”] Two Nights Later Outside the front gate Maddie’s dad: [“I need an audience with the King! It’s an emergency!”] Guard A: [“It’s already dusk.”] Guard B: [“State your emergency or arrange for a messenger to deliver your message.”] Maddie’s Dad: [“It’s regarding, Um, a security concern… because of everybody’s preoccupation during the upcoming, Uh, ‘season’…”] 😐 Guard A: [“Precautions are taken to ensure sufficient security…”] Maddie’s dad: [“But…”] Guard B: [“Get out of here before this turns into a medical emergency.”] Maddie’s dad: *Retreats* Guard A: [“Can you believe the excuses some of these jokers have because they think that they’re gonna become the King’s mate?”] Guard B: [“Yeah, I remember our last King’s first year. So many females came with this same excuse…”] Meanwhile, around the corner of the castle walls Maddie’s dad: (thinking ) “Why can’t I think of any better way to do this?” *sigh* “This will probably be the death of me.” Cue “Mission Impossible theme” One And A Half Hours Later Jade: thoughts “That one I fought in the boxing ring was a little cute. Too bad we’ll probably never see each other agai…” *hears a noise outside her window and goes to investigate* [“Well hello there.”] Maddie’s dad: [“Uh…”] Jade: [“I wasn’t expecting company…”]

Mark Temple

guess this blows holes in the idea that maddie's father was keith.. ah well.

DarthKeidran

If he needs help up that last meter to get through the window it would appear his stamina is currently expended. I guess the question now is… is this the night? If so… I guess that means he can regain stamina fairly quickly.

564ugtg54645

Quite likely

Raiyuki

I am curious, but is the last speech bubble an innuendo? it seems worded a little weird

Beastking1945

Damn,wish I was him.

Tnpcook

GENERAL KENOBI. SHE HAS THE HIGH GROUND.

AstroChaos

Something tells me they would get along smashingly. Which should be scary for everyone...

Remmus

Love makes ya do crazy things ;P

I wonder how Adelaide and Nora would interact...

Can you feeel the love tonigt!

Can You

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

One sneaky motherfucker

Torbjörn Larsson

🎵 Sex climb, sex climb, you're my sex climb And baby you can turn me on 🎶

Timmainsson

With what energy he had left

Kaija

This backstory is really awesome XD

deffinitelynobody

I was not prepared for this

ThirdKind

I think that it's quite romantic

ThirdKind

Gotta love a big strong girl

Ebin Shumate

I’m pretty sure that it was after, basiton royal titles don’t work like ours, the crown isn’t decided by line of succession, it’s decided by a test of strength...

MiDoFox

Urrrr... Adelaide, I try to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass-cheeks is alerting the guards

564ugtg54645

And that was the last time anyone saw Madelines father alive :)

MoppyPuppy

Whenever I do this no one sees it as romantic, I just can't understand why.

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

Is this before jade became king? was jade some kind of noble? She gets to be up in that castle.

csstats

He certainly has determination, and if Maddie is any indication he clearly came in(side). ;P

DNMZ

If he is making anything clear here is he got stamina lol

hamstap85

Backstory! It totally fits too 🤣

DiDiDi-X

Idk why but, I guess that Maddie's father was really good at sneaking through anything and she must've inherited her abilities in sneaking from her father.

noxamillion

You made it this far. What's one more pull up gonna do? Though, it would be nice of Addy to help him.

AstroChaos

Misc Characters? Dang, was hoping we'd finally get the name of whomever was strong enough, bold enough, and brave enough to have romanced Adelaide and fathered Madness