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The Clovis Who Stole Christmas

🕑 Added 2019-12-21 17:01:00 +0000 UTC

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Matthew Morgan

Merry Christmas everyone.

FurrySunny

He can have my Christmas, when I can have his Brutus.😍

Wumbo

Nice work on the smile! Very Grinchey

DarthKeidran

bwom, Bwom, BWOM!!!

Metalbror

Some say that Clovis's chest grew three sizes that day!

Justin Archer

Little Maeve who did mew, who was no more than two.

Welsh Rat

Brutus, the bright eyed Wolfdeer...

Cirian

Brutus makes a perfect Max. He's such a good boy~

Twokindsfan

Just finished watching the Jim Carrey version of the Grinch

MaximArrtist

You're a foxy one, Mr./Mrs. Clovis

SCD

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Clovis had a wonderful, awful idea.

SCD

It was Little Maeve Lou Who, who was no more than two.

SCD

Clovis: It came without ribbons! It came without tags! It came without packages, boxes or bags!

SCD

You're a mean one, Mr. Clovis! You really are a heel! You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Clovis! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Glenn Sellers

Tom, you got that Grinch smile down pat. I doubt even Warner Brothers could have done it better.

ZBL

That tail is a heart! I wonder how girly the Princess of Coins would be if her heart grew three sizes...

AnthonyPE11

Then they got an idea, an awful idea The magically transgendered Clovis got a wonderful, awful idea

Torbjörn Larsson

Brutus is so sweet looking and Clovis is ... not, that I see Joker and Harlequin!

Torbjörn Larsson

Every time my browser has lots its marbl ... cookies.

Major Matt Mason

You win today's comments. :D

KWolf75

She really is a heel. Her brain is filled with spiders, she's got golems in her soul, Ms. Grinch. I would throw u, in a 39 1/2 foot hole

Second web comic I was done this (the first: https://www.starwarriorscomic.com/comic/starwarriors-xmas19-page-1/ )

InTheLionsDen

Marvelous scene Tom. Thank you for picking it. And what happened, then? Well, in Twokinds chat they say – that Clovis' small chest grew three sizes that day (the bindings slipped). And then – the true greed of Christmas came through, and Clovis, as CEO, gave himself a bonus equivalent to the annual salary of *ten senior employees, plus two!

Kubulai

Of course Brutus thinks it's fun.

The Sexy Beast

Love it. <br>Did anyone else get the must be 18 to view warning?

TheWarriorCat

That reindeer horn looks just like that one pyro cosmetic...

Roughlandin

Clovis: "The season is bright. The weather is sunny. And I have a plan for some fun that's quite... funny." Brutus: "Wow, boss! How are you doing that rhyming thing?" Clovis: "I can hear what you say, but don't know what you mean. Now put on some pants, man. You're making a scene!" Brutus: "Uh, sure thing, boss. So, what's the plan?" Clovis: "I was laying in bed last night, turning and tossing. Thinking of how this female persuasion makes for difficult bossing. This curse is the fault of those damned assassin brothers. But I can't kill their family, since they don't know their mother. So I've schweemed up a scheme for those wolves and their squirrel. If I can't be a male, then I'll make them all girls!" Brutus: "But... ain't some of them already girls?" Clovis: "...I'm aware of this fact, you blithering moron. Now get us out of this snow. I need to put... s'more on?" Brutus: "S'more on?" Clovis: "Grrrrr... YOU trying rhyming in this cold! I'm freezing out here in this stupid outfit, you idiot! Get me a damned jacket or something, or I'll find somewhere more interesting to put that ridiculous horn!" Brutus: "YIPE! Got it, boss! Right away, boss!"